THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eric P on March 10, 2008, 09:50:28 AM

Title: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Eric P on March 10, 2008, 09:50:28 AM
1) forget to set alarm so i wake up fully rested and instantly suspicious that something has gone wrong. 

2) email boss to inform of such, adv that due to an accident at intersection of main roads and alternate route, i will be even later

3) go outside to see that car lights were left on all night and as such my battery has died and is dead Dead DEAD.

so i'm basically already an hour late to work, with a dead car, not enough money for a new battery (thanks to grocery shopping yesterday) or even a tow to a place where i could get a new battery.

it's like god himself doesn't want me to go to work.
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2008, 10:01:13 AM
You have to take these things as signs. Time for a sickie.

Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: abrader on March 10, 2008, 10:18:30 AM
today is cool for me - im driving down to miami for a meting.

Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 10, 2008, 10:55:07 AM
This morning was awesome for me.  I saw the hottie walking her dog at the apartment complex and we actually traded a few words.

It's funny how girls can smell confidence.  She's fucking smoking, I wouldn't know what to do with her, but I'd love to see her tight jeans on my floor  :-*
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: tiesto on March 10, 2008, 11:21:16 AM
Quote from: abrader
today is cool for me - im driving down to miami for a meting.



Awesome, I'm gonna be in Miami from the 27th to the 31st... I can't wait, it's an awesome city.

Quote from: DJ_Tet
It's funny how girls can smell confidence.  She's fucking smoking, I wouldn't know what to do with her, but I'd love to see her tight jeans on my floor  :Kiss

Yup, this is why I'm working on my confidence, after years of having barely any at all...

This morning seems pretty good so far.
-Decent looking girl winked back at me (Match), gonna email her tonight
-Got my Luke Fair CD in my work mailbox, and it's really good, at least disk 1 is
-Found my work badge lodged between the car seat and the cupholder. I thought I lost it
-Pretty sure I will be able to lay this chubby girl this weekend, but I don't know if I want to
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2008, 11:29:55 AM
today isn't too bad.  had a good breakfast, just kind of taking it easy at work.  Although there is a meeting I wasn't able to reschedule.
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Tauntaun on March 10, 2008, 11:32:39 AM
This morning's ok, I don't feel great but other than that everything's going well.  Just can't wait for lunch so I can read. :heart
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Robo on March 10, 2008, 12:01:07 PM
I woke up.  Things could be worse.
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Fragamemnon on March 10, 2008, 12:13:16 PM
The root vegetable tangine I made this weekend is giving me some insane gas, and daylight savings time is still messing with my schedule.

Other than that, as usual, Monday isn't bad, it is Wed/Thursday that are always so awful.
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2008, 12:19:52 PM
buffalo chicken pizza + stuffed jalapenos = best dinner ever
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 10, 2008, 12:23:33 PM
I started my day with pineapple :hyper
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Tauntaun on March 10, 2008, 12:24:34 PM
I started my day with pineapple :hyper

:bow pineapple :bow2
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2008, 12:27:55 PM
I started my day with pineapple :hyper
when you took a bite and all the juices squirted, did you think of something nutting in your mouth?
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 10, 2008, 12:34:35 PM
It was like a squirter :hyper
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2008, 12:35:33 PM
It was like a squirter :hyper
like that first time it shot and landed on your tummy and you were like "whoa!  what the fuck just happened here??"
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 10, 2008, 12:43:33 PM
No like a dominican strip club
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2008, 12:45:14 PM
omg :hyper
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Powerslave on March 10, 2008, 01:06:33 PM
I woke up feeling terrible, like every day. Then I realized I could just log in and post at internet forums and all was good.
Title: Re: hello, i'd like to have a bad morning please
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 10, 2008, 03:14:49 PM
I have a terrible sinus infection that is keeping me up at night. I fly on Wednesday and I'm terrified my eardrums are going to explode.

I went to bed at 12 last night.
Fell asleep at 2.
Up from 4-530 coughing.
Alarm went off at 8.
Sent a status report for my 9 AM meeting, saying I wouldn't make it.
Went back to bed til 10.
Woke up, feel like there's an icepick between my eyes and I'm impossibly hungover.
I would not be here today except there is so, so much work to do.