THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on March 10, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
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What ya'll wanna do? wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers? wasting time with all the chat room yackers. 9-5 chillin' at hewlett packard. working at a desk wtih a dumb little plackard. yeah paying the bills with my mad programming skills. defragging my hard drive for thrills. I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM. i never feed trolls and i don't read spam.
YOU THINK YOUR COMMODORE 64 IS REALLY NEATO. WHAT KIND OF CHIP YOU GOT IN THERE? A DORITO?
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I SHOULD DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND CAP YOU LIKE OLD YELLER. YOU'RE JUST ABOUT AS USELESS AS JPG'S TO HELEN KELLER!
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Wanna run with my crew, huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do. They call me the King of the Spreadsheets. Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets.
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You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh! Your Windows boots up in what - a day and a half?
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While your computer's crashing, mine's multitasking. It does all my work without me even asking! I've got a flat screen monitor, 40 inches wide. I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side. In a 32-bit world, you're a 2 bit user. You got your own newsgroup, all total losers. Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax, where'd you get your CPU - in a box of Cracker Jacks? Meet me online and you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you, I'll Ctrl+Alt+Del you! WHAT?
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