THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on March 10, 2008, 05:07:15 PM

Title: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: Billy Rygar on March 10, 2008, 05:07:15 PM
"We're not trying to shoot for some low watermark of some cheesy B-movie plot line. What we're trying to do is actually be serious about the literature, and we want to be judged in that light. I think if we're going to really take video games as a serious art form, we have to start stepping away, and stop saying, "Oh, this is just video games, therefore X is OK." Nothing is OK. You know? It needs to be the best possible that we can ever do."
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 10, 2008, 05:09:50 PM
 :duh :duh :duh
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: hyp on March 10, 2008, 05:11:52 PM
dyack would make more sense if he said that with a burger in his mouth.
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 10, 2008, 05:18:38 PM
Best (and most accurate) thread title ever.
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 10, 2008, 05:19:05 PM
Too Human movie equivalent, serious sci-fi literature:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412GVWHMFSL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 05:26:17 PM
Dyack is such a turd

It would be cool if he intergrated these ideas of his into the Too Human Achivements

i.e "You consider video games an art form and you have sufficiently appreciated my game - 1000G"
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 05:27:18 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 10, 2008, 05:19:05 PM
Too Human movie equivalent, serious sci-fi literature:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412GVWHMFSL._SS500_.jpg)

awesome movie, almost as good as Mortal Kombat
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2008, 05:29:38 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 10, 2008, 05:13:53 PM
If he wants to be judged on his literary merit I hope he finds the company of Piers Anthony and Dragonlance staff writers to his liking.
screw you!  On A Pale Horse rocks!
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 10, 2008, 05:32:21 PM
what's Dyack's spin gonna be for why reviewers give his buggy POS pity 7s
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: bud on March 10, 2008, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 10, 2008, 05:32:21 PM
what's Dyack's spin gonna be for why reviewers give his buggy POS pity 7s

he'll compare it with blade runner, obviously
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 10, 2008, 05:36:52 PM
Is any score sadder than the pity 7?

Games that are really 4-5 range, but hype and developers have been building them up as 9-10 range. Worried about the backlast the truth would bring, frightened reviewer nerdlings break out the pity 7.

:'(
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 10, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Reviewers should be scared that professional game artist tester ARK-AMN will slit their throats for a negative review.

we should invite him during the next GAF recruitment drive
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: demi on March 10, 2008, 06:00:15 PM
Quote from: Scenester on March 10, 2008, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 10, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Reviewers should be scared that professional game artist tester ARK-AMN will slit their throats for a negative review.

we should invite him during the next GAF recruitment drive

i will see to it that you are banned
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 07:04:46 PM
Quote from: demi on March 10, 2008, 06:00:15 PM
Quote from: Scenester on March 10, 2008, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 10, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Reviewers should be scared that professional game artist tester ARK-AMN will slit their throats for a negative review.

we should invite him during the next GAF recruitment drive

i will see to it that you are banned

? from evilbore?
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: demi on March 10, 2008, 07:07:30 PM
from LIFE
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 10, 2008, 07:14:44 PM
 :'( I was joking btw
Title: Re: Dyack opens his mouth, and the dumb flows right out.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2008, 12:20:29 PM
Quote from: bud on March 10, 2008, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 10, 2008, 05:32:21 PM
what's Dyack's spin gonna be for why reviewers give his buggy POS pity 7s

he'll compare it with blade runner, obviously
:lol :lol :lol