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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Sho Nuff on March 10, 2008, 11:55:57 PM

Title: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 10, 2008, 11:55:57 PM: PRESS THE A BUTTON TO PLAY AIR GUITAR ON YOUR M16!

PRESS THE A BUTTON TO FIST BUMP!

This game makes me feel emotions I've never felt before. :-*
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: y2kev on March 11, 2008, 12:06:43 AM: EA marketing:
do the players have big muscles
do they say funny lines
do you have a testosterone deficiency, cigarillo
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 11, 2008, 12:07:09 AM: originally you could staunch wounds with tampons

Army of Two is like, Pro Wrestling x Gun Porn

it's not For me
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 11, 2008, 12:10:09 AM: You can actually pimp your gun

You go to a menu and you select the PIMPED option
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Raban on March 11, 2008, 12:11:55 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 11, 2008, 12:02:02 AM
I have questions about this game:

1) Can I still do the tampon thing?
2) Does Co-Op work well online?
3)Boss Battles?
4)How does 2vs2 online sound fun? Is there bots or something?

RENT IT, and I will too and we can COOP IT UP.
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 11, 2008, 12:14:59 AM: well, it's what real mercenaries do! they're small and super-absorbent, just like the commercials say.
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 11, 2008, 12:17:16 AM: I have a feeling that the guy who works with us with the RED EYES is going to turn rogue but that's just me

Also, I like the dialogue at the beginning when your dudes are all like "The Army sucks!!! U can't choose where you go or what missions u do!!! taking orders SUCKS emoemoemoemo"
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: FatalT on March 11, 2008, 01:45:25 AM: I bought it so play with me and stuff.
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: demi on March 11, 2008, 05:54:17 PM: (http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080307.jpg)
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 12, 2008, 12:23:37 AM: Did the first mission co-op last night. Singleplayer is meh but playing it co-op with an actual human is hilarious, tonight we DEPLOY TO IRAQ

You know, I bet the USA would have won more wars if they used the "Back to back" technique
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: y2kev on March 12, 2008, 12:26:51 AM: general westmoreland fucked up big time

shoulda back-2-back'd it through the jungles, not agent orange everything
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Raban on March 12, 2008, 03:17:12 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 12, 2008, 12:56:13 AM
I can't even play this..I ran out of GOLD.

You already rented it? D:
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Raban on March 12, 2008, 04:02:21 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 12, 2008, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Raban on March 12, 2008, 03:17:12 AM
Quote from: ParticleReality on March 12, 2008, 12:56:13 AM
I can't even play this..I ran out of GOLD.

You already rented it? D:

Its on my Q for gamefly. Maybe I can get some gold tomorrow. I have some money on my EDGE card.

Well lemme know. If you hold off on getting it 'till April, I'm down, because I don't like paying for rentals. I use my free rental tickets at Hollywood Video from buying systems at GameCrazy, and I used all my March ones.
Title: Re: Army of Two: More than just friends
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 12, 2008, 06:12:08 AM: I will play with anyone here who wants to add me. Gamertag McWild

OUT FOR THE HUNT
ON THE ATTACK
GET UP IN FRONT CUZ I GOT YOUR BACK
GOTTA HIT EM HARD
GOTTA MOVE IN FAST
MORE THAN A JOB, UNH, IT'S A BLAST