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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 03:42:14 AM

Title: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 03:42:14 AM
Because I want us all to raise ParticleReality.  Together.  :-*
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: TVC15 on March 11, 2008, 03:43:52 AM
My only interest in children is raising a future perfectly subservient sex partner.  I am not sure if PR is built to spec.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 03:44:35 AM
But Arvie is already too old for indoctrination.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: TVC15 on March 11, 2008, 03:45:42 AM
I think Arvie is too dumb for indoctrination.  Mother Nature pissed in that pot before I even got a crack at it.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 03:48:57 AM
Arvie's absorbing knowledge by osmosis, dude.  He puts his books close to his head and just absorbs the information directly.  Every night, he sleeps with Wheelock's Latin under his pillow.  Soon he'll be vini vidi vici-ing all over your ass.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: GilloD on March 11, 2008, 11:28:27 AM
I'd like to point out that I invited him here. Therefore, I'd like to be the kindly Grandfather.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
Can I be the weird uncle who touches him?  :-*
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 11:39:07 AM
Sure, go nuts...on his nuts.

But don't get all :spitzer when the tapes get released to the media and a scandal ensues.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 11, 2008, 11:49:55 AM
Can't we expose him to the elements instead.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Eric P on March 11, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
Can't we expose him to the elements instead.

the five elements?

i dunno.  does PR have a bombin book?
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 11, 2008, 11:55:38 AM
Can't we expose him to the elements instead.

the five elements?

i dunno.  does PR have a bombin book?

I meant throw him down a cliff or leave him in a forest and let nature take care of him
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 11:56:19 AM
Can't we expose him to the elements instead.

the five elements?


i dunno.  does PR have a bombin book?

No, I think he means bukkake.   :-*
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 11, 2008, 11:57:34 AM
Can't we expose him to the elements instead.

the five elements?


i dunno.  does PR have a bombin book?


No, I think he means bukkake.   :-*

We can do that, too.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 12:01:00 PM
Can't we expose him to the elements instead.

the five elements?


i dunno.  does PR have a bombin book?


No, I think he means bukkake.   :-*

We can do that, too.

Bukkake IN the woods!  :hyper
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Eric P on March 11, 2008, 12:02:10 PM
Can't we expose him to the elements instead.

the five elements?

i dunno.  does PR have a bombin book?

I meant throw him down a cliff or leave him in a forest and let nature take care of him

oh, yeah i'm down for that.
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 12:09:03 PM
I meant throw him down a cliff or leave him in a forest and let nature take care of him

Oh, well could we still bukkake him on his tumble down?  :-[
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Eric P on March 11, 2008, 12:13:56 PM
I meant throw him down a cliff or leave him in a forest and let nature take care of him

Oh, well could we still bukkake him on his tumble down?  :-[

just have him fall off a cliff into a vat or something
Title: Re: Can a forum legally adopt a child?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 12:15:59 PM
I meant throw him down a cliff or leave him in a forest and let nature take care of him

Oh, well could we still bukkake him on his tumble down?  :-[

just have him fall off a cliff into a vat or something

I like the way you think a vat of boiling jizz!  HUAHUAHUA, oh man, could you imagine the smell?  :-X