THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on March 11, 2008, 05:33:56 AM

Title: Is this an omen?
Post by: BlackMage on March 11, 2008, 05:33:56 AM
So I was walking from my car to my house today, and along the fence of my neighbor was a hawk perched on it. The hawk was just looking at me. First I find it kind of weird that a hawk is just chillin' there out of nowhere. I mean, how often do you see one? Anyway, the craziest part about this is that the hawk had a small carcass in its talons and the blood was dripping down the fence. After like 4 or 5 seconds of me just looking at it, the hawk flies away, leaving this awesome giant bloodstain on the fence. I think I'm gonna die... or get laid. Maybe it's a sign I'm getting some action.
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: CrystalGemini on March 11, 2008, 07:20:01 AM
omg did you get any pictures?  :o
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: drohne on March 11, 2008, 09:18:15 AM
actually the hawk is a traditional emblem of christ

enjoy christianity -- your next lay will be your last
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 11:17:33 AM
You're getting your period, that is all.  :)
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Powerslave on March 11, 2008, 11:19:23 AM
AIDS.....has to be.......
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 11:20:09 AM
AIDS.....has to be.......

:omg  I didn't think about this, Powerslave is sexy so therefore often right by proxy.  Sorry pal, stop having sex with monkeys k?
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Powerslave on March 11, 2008, 11:21:29 AM
monkey pissporn


 :piss :D :piss2
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 11:26:29 AM
monkey pissporn


 :piss :D :piss2

Dude like anyone's gonna jack to that, COME ON!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:spitzer *fap fap fap*
[close]
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Powerslave on March 11, 2008, 11:27:19 AM
monkey.gif spitzer.gif monkey2.gif
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: tiesto on March 11, 2008, 11:30:17 AM
actually the hawk is a traditional emblem of christ

enjoy christianity -- your next lay will be your last

I always heard that once bible thumper girls marry, they screw like rabbits... all those years of pent-up sexual urges.
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Ichirou on March 11, 2008, 11:35:08 AM
This is true!
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 11:36:18 AM
BTW it's awesome you saw a hawk up that close, I <3 animals. :)
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: MCD on March 11, 2008, 11:40:50 AM
it's just a bird.
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 11, 2008, 11:58:17 AM
it's just a bird.

Someone begs to differ:

(http://www.berserkstatues.com/kits/other/completed/femtojinchiku/finals/femtoeclipse.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this an omen?
Post by: Himu on March 11, 2008, 12:33:32 PM
that is fucking awesome