THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on March 12, 2008, 05:06:56 PM
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/
NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
...Roxy?
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what?
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what the eff
:boggle
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what in the world?
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HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
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only in
america kansas.
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how did she sleep O_O
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how did she sleep O_O
must've been pretty shitty
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the fuck?
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official thread of bionic toiletgirl
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:lol This is the most ridiculous shit ever! When I read her skin had grown around the toilet at first I went :dizzy then I :rofl
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pix?
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Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Ya think?
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No one wondered where she was the whole time? She had no job? What would you do all day, count the tiles in the ceiling? She needs a serious mental evaluation :lol
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so like how did they have sex
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so like how did they have sex
He had sex with other women.
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It's weird to think back to everything I've done in the past two years, and imagining the whole time some crazy bitch was sitting on a toilet.
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It's weird to think back to everything I've done in the past two years, and imagining the whole time some crazy bitch was sitting on a toilet.
This is precisely what I was thinking!
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How is this possible? My legs start to go dead from the flow of blood being constricted after about 5-10 mins on the toilet.
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How is this possible? My legs start to go dead from the flow of blood being constricted after about 5-10 mins on the toilet.
maybe that was just encouragement not to get up
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Did she have black, rotten legs?
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^^ no her legs were fine - the body tiisue grew around the seat - so the circulation was fine.
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this girl should start a career in porn.
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I need pics
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so it's like a bathroom prison.
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So, she didn't wipe her ass or clean her ''little lady'' for two years? :yuck.
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So, she didn't wipe her ass or clean her ''little lady'' for two years? :yuck.
You don't wipe sitting down? She must have had some terrible bush though :-X
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No.
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How would you wipe sitting down?
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You lift your leg up and wipe. Doing this gets most or all of the poopy. If you wipe standing up, you can't get all of it because your ass cheeks are together.
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Doesn't sound very effective.
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I squat and wipe. I don't stand and wipe.
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Asked how she cleaned herself, the distraught woman explained, "I wash myself with a rag on a stick. HUR! HUR!"
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I bet she's fat.
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god, just thinking about the haemorrhoids alone hurts
after a while, you'd think she'd just give up and eat some Raisin Bran or something. smh
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I do the splits almost all the way to the ground, spreading the cheeks wide, and then wipe my bum. It's the only way to get all the poo out.
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I do the splits almost all the way to the ground, spreading the cheeks wide, and then wipe my bum. It's the only way to get all the poo out.
mental picture. >:(
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mental picture. >:(
I prop one leg up on the sink and look in the mirror. It's the only way to tell the difference between shit and asshole sweat.
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Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
are people in the south so slow that it takes them 1 year 11 months to realise that this might be a problem?
OI OI OI KANSAS IS NOT THE SOUTH
*drunken fistfight where dcharlie beats my monkey ass like I stole something*
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if the guy actually lived there then he probably locked her up and tied her to the toilet. I'm hoping that this was a piece of real estate that he owned but never lived in.
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I was just thinking through this story again. WTF????
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lol - i need to change my glasses or my brain.
I saw "Texas" not Kansas .... lol.
Still, point still remains... how STUPID do you have to be to have to have your girlfriend be sat on the toilet for nigh on two years before you think "Hmmm... this might be a problem" ?
I mean, if Mrs C was in there for more than an hour i'd be knocking on the door to make sure she was okay.
If i got up the next day and she was still in there, i'd be definitely in the "We got a problem" mindset, i wouldn't be "well, i'll give it another year or so...."
Unless of course, the dump was THAT toxic.
Texas ain't really the south, either. The southwest is sort of it's own thing.
Yeah, these people are sorta fucked up.
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Yeah, just to further clarify, as a representative of the south, we don't claim Texas.
Having been there, I can tell you they don't claim the south either. The same holds true for Florida.
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stfu We Texans are apart of the south and yer gonna deal with it! North Carolina is far worse than any part in Texas or Florida. There ain't nothin to do there!
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stfu We Texans are apart of the south and yer gonna deal with it! North Carolina is far worse than any part in Texas or Florida. There ain't nothin to do there!
Any state that does not have an SEC or ACC (Except for Boston College lolz) team in it is NOT the south. Period. Texas is southwest.
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Make this the official thread. Powerslave we need a banner STAT.
oh man I just saw this.
I'll make one later on maybe :lol
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stfu We Texans are apart of the south and yer gonna deal with it! North Carolina is far worse than any part in Texas or Florida. There ain't nothin to do there!
No.
You sir, are clearly insane.
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Ha I heard about this on the radio. They were saying she had some kind of phobia of leaving the bathroom, and that neither she nor the boyfriend realized how long she'd been on the toilet. Seriously, wtf?
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Ha I heard about this on the radio. They were saying she had some kind of phobia of leaving the bathroom, and that neither she nor the boyfriend realized how long she'd been on the toilet. Seriously, wtf?
Don't question, just go put on some headphone and blast Hanson while rolling back and forth and sobbing silently. :shh
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Ha I heard about this on the radio. They were saying she had some kind of phobia of leaving the bathroom, and that neither she nor the boyfriend realized how long she'd been on the toilet. Seriously, wtf?
Heroin is a horrible drug
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Ha I heard about this on the radio. They were saying she had some kind of phobia of leaving the bathroom, and that neither she nor the boyfriend realized how long she'd been on the toilet. Seriously, wtf?
Don't question, just go put on some headphone and blast Hanson while rolling back and forth and sobbing silently. :shh
Not funny, sorry, better luck next time!
Heroin is a horrible drug
You know, you're probably right. Holy crap, though!
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UPDATE
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080320/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=ArJoKyzdxNJ0YBGF.Drg5jms0NUE
NESS CITY, Kan. - A man whose girlfriend authorities say spent nearly two years in a bathroom in their house, sitting on the toilet so long that the seat adhered to her body, has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
Kory McFarren, 37, was charged Monday in Ness County District Court.
McFarren called the Ness County Sheriff's Office in late February to say something was wrong with his girlfriend. When authorities arrived at the home, they found Pam Babcock, 35, stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.
McFarren told authorities that Babcock feared leaving the bathroom and may not have left it in two years, although said he was unsure how long she was in there. He said that he took her food and water daily, and that he repeatedly asked her to come out but that she usually replied "maybe tomorrow."
"The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner," McFarren told The Associated Press nearly a week ago.
Ness County Attorney Craig Crosswhite said the mistreatment charge most closely fit the situation.
"I looked at the statutes and spoke to the attorney general's office," he said. "This was a very unusual set of circumstances, and this is the law that most closely applied to the situation."
Authorities said Babcock sat on the toilet so long that open sores developed and caused her to become attached to the seat. Sheriff Bryan Whipple has said that he used a pry bar to remove the seat from the toilet, and that the woman was taken to the hospital with the seat still attached.
"She would have to be sleeping on the toilet," Whipple said.
Doctors at a Wichita hospital where Babcock was taken told McFarren that an infection in her legs had damaged her nerves and could leave her in a wheelchair. She was still at the hospital Wednesday night.
McFarren's first court appearance will be in April, Crosswhite said.
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at least american's have toilets to get stuck on. maost people in urape don't have anything to sit on
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WTF. They still don't even explain why this crazy lady was "afraid to leave the bathroom"?
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GODDAMIT WE NEED PICS
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WTF. They still don't even explain why this crazy lady was "afraid to leave the bathroom"?
They were in bat country
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maybe she just had some powerful constipation
it happens
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babCOCK
LOLOLOL
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Update:
NESS CITY, Kan. - A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.
Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A judge sentenced him Tuesday to six months in jail but granted the probation after the victim, Pam Babcock, asked for leniency.
"She didn't believe that her circumstances were his fault," Ness County Attorney Craig Crosswhite said.
Babcock's plight became known in February when McFarren called the Ness County sheriff, expressing concern about his live-in girlfriend. When authorities arrived, they found Babcock physically stuck to the toilet.
McFarren told police Babcock had refused to come out of the bathroom for two years. Medical personnel estimated she'd been sitting on the toilet for at least a month and said the seat had adhered to sores on her body.
She is now under the protection of a guardian who was appointed through the legal department at the hospital where she received treatment.
Also Tuesday, McFarren was sentenced to six months in jail for an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for exposing himself to a teenage neighbor in March.
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Sounds like a great family.
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so while she was scared to leave the bathroom he was trying to get with the local teenage girls?
sigh.
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Haha incredible.