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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ParticleReality on March 12, 2008, 08:58:11 PM

Title: Rambo 5 to be romantic comedy says Stallone.
Post by: ParticleReality on March 12, 2008, 08:58:11 PM
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Stallone tells Swedish newspaper Metro, "I would like to take Rambo to another genre, maybe a romantic comedy, but I really need to experiment a little with the character. It would definitely not be another war movie. I can't go any further with that than what I've already done. What it's going to be like, I'm not going to reveal at this point. But I'm already halfway though writing the manuscript."


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Just Kidding, this is the real quote:

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Stallone tells Swedish newspaper Metro, "I would like to take Rambo to another genre, experiment a little with the character. It would definitely not be another war movie. I can't go any further with that than what I've already done. What it's going to be like, I'm not going to reveal at this point. But I'm already halfway though writing the manuscript."
Title: Re: Rambo 5 to be romantic comedy says Stallone.
Post by: Powerslave on March 12, 2008, 09:01:24 PM
whaaaaat? there will be another rambo movie??
Title: Re: Rambo 5 to be romantic comedy says Stallone.
Post by: Ichirou on March 12, 2008, 09:14:30 PM
Rambo's war never ends.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2008, 09:29:35 PM
If Rambo MUST be taken into another genre why not sci fi? Like say, a bunch of criminals and Vietnam vets are sent into space to respond to a distress signal on one of the United Earth Federation's Saturn colonies. But little do they know that the UEF just wants to rid earth of all current and former military/weapons trained citizens who support the candidacy of Grand Septon Dillon Marshall, who supports a new, rebellious religion that works for the people instead of the wealthy. Upon reaching the colony Rambo and his men face off against a group of shape shifting aliens who look just like the VC  :o
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Post by: bagofeyes on March 12, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Sci-fi Rambo could be awesome
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 12, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
Rambo vs. Aliens vs. Predator vs. Jason vs. Freddy vs. Faces of Death

pretty much every midnight movie I've ever gotten drunk and gone to all rolled into one
Title: Re: Rambo 5 to be romantic comedy says Stallone.
Post by: Ichirou on March 12, 2008, 10:55:46 PM
They could do a home invasion Rambo movie.  Rambo marries Julie Benz and moves to Canada to what he thinks is a sleepy little town, until a bunch of rednecks try to invade his house.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2008, 10:58:16 PM
They could do a home invasion Rambo movie.  Rambo marries Julie Benz and moves to Canada to what he thinks is a sleepy little town, until a bunch of rednecks try to invade his house.

Straw Dogs 2: Second Blood
Title: Re: Rambo 5 to be romantic comedy says Stallone.
Post by: Ichirou on March 12, 2008, 11:03:45 PM
Oh man, it could be a direct sequel.  Have them move to England instead, to Dustin Hoffman's old house.  The English people resent Rambo because they remember what happened the last time an American lived in that house.  Eventually Rambo meets Hoffman's wife from the first movie and she tells him what happened and then tries to kill him.  His 'Nam self-defense skills kick in and he accidentally kills her, which makes the townspeople go nuts and all of them lay a siege on the house.  Now Rambo must defend himself, his new wife, and their newborn baby.
Title: Re: Rambo 5 to be romantic comedy says Stallone.
Post by: Eric P on March 12, 2008, 11:50:00 PM
They could do a home invasion Rambo movie.  Rambo marries Julie Benz and moves to Canada to what he thinks is a sleepy little town, until a bunch of rednecks try to invade his house.

Straw Dogs 2: Second Blood

Straw Dogger
Title: Re: Rambo 5 to be romantic comedy says Stallone.
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 13, 2008, 12:02:59 AM
Rambo versus zombies = pure win
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Post by: drozmight on March 13, 2008, 07:34:23 AM
he should write a movie where he plays every character. It'd be like The Nutty Professor... Only it'd star Rambo, rocky, the guy from Clift hangar... Judge dredd.    The dude from demolition man... Etc.
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Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2008, 07:35:40 AM
clit hanger