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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cheebs on November 02, 2006, 04:43:49 PM

Title: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: Cheebs on November 02, 2006, 04:43:49 PM
How do I get fictional characters from Battlestar Galactica to have sex with me?
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 04:44:30 PM
Close your eyes, turn off the lights..
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:44:42 PM
Hey - my neighbor knows Sharon.  The two of them know each other through some production (she's a makeup artist).  They still talk.

I'm biding my time.
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 04:45:28 PM
Sharon was on an episode of Stargate lol
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:46:44 PM
All I'm saying is that as soon as her husband is it out the picture, due to me slitting his fucking throat an unfortunate accident, that's when I swoop in at the funeral to be emotionally (and physically) there for her.
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 04:47:00 PM
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Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 04:50:48 PM
I don't watch the show which one is Sharon?
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:52:21 PM
Quote from: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 04:50:48 PM
I don't watch the show which one is Sharon?

The hottie Asian.
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 04:53:24 PM
Grace Park?
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:53:58 PM
Yes.  :D
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:54:27 PM
Did you know that Grace Park actually went to college, and has a degree!  Plus, she's fluent in several languages and is learning more!
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 04:55:23 PM
She is too old for me.
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:57:45 PM
Nothing like an older woman.  They know what they want and they're experienced too!  Plus, she's smart, funny and sexy!  I can't wait until her husband's funeral.
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 04:59:10 PM
I wonder if she can still get wet.
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 05:00:45 PM
:ninja
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: Fatghost28 on November 02, 2006, 05:49:55 PM
Hahaha Korean women are crazy. 
Title: Re: I Need Relationship Advice COME POST WITH ME
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 05:56:25 PM
Quote from: Fatghost28 on November 02, 2006, 05:49:55 PM
Hahaha Korean women are crazy. 

Not true.  I've dated Korean women.  They're a-okay!  And Grace Park is dreamy :-*