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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: xnikki118x on March 14, 2008, 03:50:16 PM

Title: HAPPY STEAK AND A BLOWJOB DAY!
Post by: xnikki118x on March 14, 2008, 03:50:16 PM: 8)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 14, 2008, 03:50:41 PM: :o
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 14, 2008, 03:51:45 PM: Oh crap, my wife needs to know about this day STAT! :pimp
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 14, 2008, 03:52:31 PM: more like "Ramen Noodles and Acne Scarring Day"
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Post by: Robo on March 14, 2008, 03:53:13 PM: :bow :bow :bow

dumb irish don't know shit about holidays
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Post by: demi on March 14, 2008, 03:56:46 PM: She actually looks forward to this day? Holy shit.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2008, 04:01:17 PM: I cooked steak last night and still have some left over. No dice on the bj though
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Post by: T234 on March 14, 2008, 04:09:55 PM: I'm pretty sure there is gonna be somebody gettin in their car after readin this thread.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 14, 2008, 04:37:15 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2008, 04:01:17 PM
I cooked steak last night and still have some left over. No dice on the bj though

Gotta get that pesky bottom rib removed, dontchaknow.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2008, 04:40:54 PM: god i'd die for either right now
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Post by: DJ_Tet on March 14, 2008, 04:43:18 PM: hmmm.....
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM: Already got one taken care of today...
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Post by: Mandark on March 14, 2008, 04:56:20 PM: Quote from: Willco on March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Already got one taken care of today...

Did you eat the steak afterwards?

That would probably help get the taste out.
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Post by: bud on March 14, 2008, 04:56:45 PM: Quote from: Willco on March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Already got one taken care of today...

and what about the bj
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Post by: demi on March 14, 2008, 05:01:45 PM: owned
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Post by: ToxicAdam on March 14, 2008, 05:19:24 PM: I'm married, so I'm going to masturbate using A1 Sauce tonight.

:-\ :-\
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Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2008, 05:24:04 PM: Quote from: Mandark on March 14, 2008, 04:56:20 PM
Quote from: Willco on March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Already got one taken care of today...

Did you eat the steak afterwards?

That would probably help get the taste out.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:30:50 PM: what is it like to know exactly what you're going to get every day--assuming you get it every day
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Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2008, 05:32:28 PM: i'm getting drunk today. fuck this stupid steak shit and fuck this stupid blow job shit. i don't want a girls nasty ass mouth on my fucking dick. fucking gross. such a gay fucking holiday.

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Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2008, 05:37:47 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 14, 2008, 05:36:38 PM
Quote from: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:30:50 PM
what is it like to know exactly what you're going to get every day--assuming you get it every day
Are you asking me?
why would he? cheeseburger surprise?
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Post by: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:39:14 PM: well, you're married!
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Post by: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:40:13 PM: ah nevermind
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Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2008, 05:40:55 PM: I wouldn't want to talk about it either
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Post by: demi on March 14, 2008, 05:41:46 PM: Quote from: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:30:50 PM
what is it like to know exactly what you're going to get every day--assuming you get it every day

Married people don't
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Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2008, 05:43:18 PM: Get it everyday :rofl :rofl :rofl

That's fucking hilarious

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:50:01 PM: i'm so naive :(
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 14, 2008, 05:59:36 PM: I'm not married so I imagine Marriage to be like having sex whenever you want it. When shes washing dishes, just mount her on the spot. Breastfeeding? Put that damn baby down and let make another one. Paying bills on the PC? Get ready honey, its time to get our fug on.
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Post by: demi on March 14, 2008, 06:11:45 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 14, 2008, 05:59:36 PM
I'm not married so I imagine Marriage to be like having sex whenever you want it. When shes washing dishes, just mount her on the spot. Breastfeeding? Put that damn baby down and let make another one. Paying bills on the PC? Get ready honey, its time to get our fug on.

explains the high rate of mexicans and ricans
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 14, 2008, 06:17:42 PM: We taken ova :rock
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 14, 2008, 06:18:50 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 14, 2008, 05:59:36 PM
I'm not married so I imagine Marriage to be like having sex whenever you want it. When shes washing dishes, just mount her on the spot. Breastfeeding? Put that damn baby down and let make another one. Paying bills on the PC? Get ready honey, its time to get our fug on.

:rofl So funny on SOOOOOOOOOOO many levels.
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Post by: Himu on March 14, 2008, 06:43:20 PM: is today ecro's bday
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Post by: hyp on March 14, 2008, 08:03:36 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 14, 2008, 05:19:24 PM
I'm married, so I'm going to masturbate using A1 Sauce tonight.

:-\ :-\

:lol :lol

glad my marriage hasn't gone down that route.
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Post by: Trent Dole on March 14, 2008, 08:43:12 PM: Quote from: Himuro on March 14, 2008, 06:43:20 PM
is today ecro's bday
http://www.steakandbjday.com/ ::)
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Post by: Mandark on March 14, 2008, 09:14:59 PM: ParticleReality: Hotlinking that results in goatse.

So if you wouldn't mind...
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Post by: bud on March 14, 2008, 09:15:49 PM: MOTHERFUCKERNLKAJDNFKLASDJNFJKHABSGJ SFVSJDHFBGKJSDFG
Title: Re: HAPPY STEAK AND A BLOWJOB DAY!
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 15, 2008, 11:45:50 AM: You guys want to know the best part?

I didn't even see Nikki yesterday.
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Post by: T234 on March 15, 2008, 01:13:43 PM: Did you own a car yesterday? Could you have called into work pretending like you had the squits? Because that is what I would have done.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 04:50:13 PM: Would you cum in your wife's mouth though? If I was married I dunno if I'd do that :-\
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 15, 2008, 05:35:39 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
Would you cum in your wife's mouth though? If I was married I dunno if I'd do that :-\

O PD :-\
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Post by: bud on March 15, 2008, 05:54:36 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
Would you cum in your wife's mouth though? If I was married I dunno if I'd do that :-\

why not?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 08:40:56 PM: I dunno, I wouldn't look at my kids the same way if I did :-\
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Post by: MCD on March 15, 2008, 08:42:22 PM: if she want to then it's ok i guess.

just don't force her to do whatever you want.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 15, 2008, 08:49:50 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
I dunno, I wouldn't look at my kids the same way if I did :-\

She's not your mom, she's your hypothetical wife.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 09:07:24 PM: I'd definitely want a blowjob, but maybe I'd just buss on her forehead or something
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Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2008, 09:15:27 PM: ... nut on her forehead is somehow better than nut in her mouth? ... wtf? ... so confused.
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Post by: drozmight on March 15, 2008, 09:28:37 PM: You guys are unholy sinners. Nut in her vag...
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Post by: demi on March 16, 2008, 09:00:56 PM: Dont worry guys, PD will be a virgin until at least 27
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Post by: Himu on March 16, 2008, 09:01:13 PM: Who in their right mind would nut on their wife's face? or better yet, in her mouth? You leave that to the hoes. Not the woman you marry.
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Post by: demi on March 16, 2008, 09:08:19 PM: Quote from: Himuro on March 16, 2008, 09:01:13 PM
Who in their right mind would nut on their wife's face? or better yet, in her mouth? You leave that to the hoes. Not the woman you marry.

Depends on the woman, some are into that - but you normally find those on amateur videos on the net
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Post by: Mupepe on March 16, 2008, 09:21:28 PM: Quote from: Himuro on March 16, 2008, 09:01:13 PM
Who in their right mind would nut on their wife's face? or better yet, in her mouth? You leave that to the hoes. Not the woman you marry.
... despite what tv and movies tell you, some women DO like it. WTF? If you've got something against nutting in her mouth, why don't you feel the same way about seeing her lick your dick like a lollipop? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 16, 2008, 09:24:23 PM: I guess cheebs likes to moisturize his forehead more than whiten his teeth, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 16, 2008, 09:31:58 PM: They both have yummy nipples.