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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:01:05 PM

Title: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:01:05 PM
I got extremely intoxicated last night and made out/dryhumped with this guy I like, but I don't remember it. My questions is; how is it possible to get that into something for half an hour and have no recollection of it the next day?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 03:02:12 PM
Booze.

 :-* :-*
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 16, 2008, 03:02:43 PM
booze makes anything possible
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:03:25 PM
Especially wine. Wine is my favorite. Wine and cheez-its
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 03:09:06 PM
Do you date maniac Sega fans?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:09:41 PM
I'll date anyone as long as they have money.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
How much money?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:10:41 PM
$5?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 16, 2008, 03:12:51 PM
$5?
Not worth it.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 03:13:12 PM
AWESOME


edit: I HAVE FIVE DOLLARS
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:13:29 PM
I'M BACK
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2008, 03:14:06 PM
Why's it so surprising that you can't remember?  You've fucked so many guys already that it's hard for any new guy to be particularly memorable.  It's just yet another notch to your garter belt.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:24:04 PM
but I didn't fuck him. And it was just last night, not like it was 3 years ago and I was a freshman in college.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 16, 2008, 03:40:12 PM
Hi whiteacid  :)
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 03:52:31 PM
If you can't remember it, how do you know you were that into it?  Maybe your body was going through the motions of dryhumping while your mind was far away, busy proving undecidability of type reconstruction in System F.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 16, 2008, 03:55:47 PM
Welcome back. 
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Barry Egan on March 16, 2008, 03:57:30 PM
get a sexier avatar jesus christ that thing is hideous
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 03:57:46 PM
If you can't remember it, how do you know you were that into it?  Maybe your body was going through the motions of dryhumping while your mind was far away, busy proving undecidability of type reconstruction in System F.
Why is it that I don't understand anything you say about programming ever?


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It's because I completely suck :(
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Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 04:15:05 PM
I am many things but a pussy is not one of them.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:16:00 PM
I like you though.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Powerslave on March 16, 2008, 04:17:23 PM
You like me too right?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 04:20:34 PM
Yay. We should totally meet up :-*
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: demi on March 16, 2008, 04:24:11 PM
you fucked willco's stubby jew dick?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Barry Egan on March 16, 2008, 04:28:08 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/l_e4151636d35e10dc17854ccb505ae50c.jpg)

I sure hope that isn't you, for Wilcos sake!  :-X
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: demi on March 16, 2008, 04:29:08 PM
show them your feet, whiteacid
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 04:42:37 PM
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Why is it that I don't understand anything you say about programming ever?

Because I enjoy name-dropping obscure theoretical concepts, especially when they draw ego-boosting confessions of bewilderment from the naive.

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they shouldn't be obscure, but they are.   :'(
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Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 04:44:00 PM
What were you talking about when you said I don't believe in floating-point numbers?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 16, 2008, 05:02:27 PM
WHIP WHIP :rock
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours. 
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Powerslave on March 16, 2008, 05:13:28 PM
Holy Shit
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 05:17:25 PM
You'd used "<= -1" to test for negative numbers, which doesn't make any sense if you're testing floating-point values (which could be -0.5 etc.) and why would you want a quadratic equation solver that only accepts integral coefficients?  ("< 0" is more natural even when testing integers, by the way).  So, figuring you didn't believe in the in-between values, I went ahead and rounded my start and end times to the last hour for billing purposes.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 05:20:12 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours. 
Clever. but I don't put much credence into the words of someone who scores a full 10 on the scale of worthlessness.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 05:20:37 PM
You'd used "<= -1" to test for negative numbers, which doesn't make any sense if you're testing floating-point values (which could be -0.5 etc.) and why would you want a quadratic equation solver that only accepts integral coefficients?  ("< 0" is more natural even when testing integers, by the way).  So, figuring you didn't believe in the in-between values, I went ahead and rounded my start and end times to the last hour for billing purposes.
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: T234 on March 16, 2008, 05:24:47 PM
Oh. On the final, I did go with <0. :-*
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 05:27:21 PM
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WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I guess you must not remember.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 05:27:55 PM
It's all becoming clear to me now.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2008, 05:33:30 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours. 
Clever. but I don't put much credence into the words of someone who scores a full 10 on the scale of worthlessness.

Ok, beef curtains.  If you say so. 
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 16, 2008, 05:42:22 PM
nah, too mean
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: cloudwalking on March 16, 2008, 05:58:28 PM
nah, too mean

you tease!
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 06:11:09 PM
I like whiteacid's sig, but she'd be a lot hotter if she learned the correct use of semicolons.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 16, 2008, 06:13:02 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours. 

:rofl
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 16, 2008, 06:19:22 PM
EB is easier to troll than GAF
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 16, 2008, 06:26:27 PM
I like whiteacid's sig, but she'd be a lot hotter if she learned the correct use of semicolons.
It won't make her breasts any bigger or her vagina any tighter.

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Use the semicolon between independent clauses, or to separate elements of a series that contain commas. And don't separate a verb from its complement.
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Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Himu on March 16, 2008, 06:29:14 PM
Hi white acid!
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Mupepe on March 16, 2008, 07:00:13 PM
I've got 5 dollars
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: BlackMage on March 16, 2008, 07:43:45 PM
go away.

j/k post sum pics
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Mandark on March 16, 2008, 07:58:21 PM
Hey, you're not Cyanista.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Bloodwake on March 16, 2008, 09:04:57 PM
Yeah, now that whiteACID is back, we need Cyanista to return.
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: tiesto on March 16, 2008, 09:12:09 PM
Yeah, now that whiteACID is back, we need Cyanista to return.

Yeah, what the hell ever happened to Cyanista?
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2008, 10:12:47 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours. 

Do you think she shaves?  I sort of imagine a brown stinky forest down there after what everyone has said about her. :(
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 16, 2008, 10:23:34 PM
Does shaving protect you from crabs?  If so, yes. 
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2008, 10:28:11 PM
So now I'm thinking it's a nasty, smelly forest crawling with its own native fauna. :yuck
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: BlackMage on March 16, 2008, 10:31:23 PM
she's right... You are all a bunch of pussies. Not me, though! I'm fucking badass
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Candyflip on March 16, 2008, 11:14:31 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.
OH GOD NOT A BLOG
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: Tauntaun on March 16, 2008, 11:36:34 PM
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HINT
Use the semicolon between independent clauses, or to separate elements of a series that contain commas. And don't separate a verb from its complement.
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You so smart baby!  :-*

she's right... You are all a bunch of pussies. Not me, though! I'm fucking badass

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/cutiepie.jpg)
Title: Re: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 17, 2008, 09:50:35 AM
So tell us what you told your bf you did that night  :-*  Did you tell him you made some other guy's jeans wet?

As for wine, I enjoy two glasses of red wine a night.  It's a great way to unwind from the day, and good for your heart.  It definitely has fueled a couple of late-night rendevouz recently, nothing is hotter than getting your fuck on while under a wine buzz  :-*  Makes that shit intense