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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on March 18, 2008, 12:02:41 AM

Title: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: TVC15 on March 18, 2008, 12:02:41 AM
http://tinyurl.com/374jjr

Feel free to post quotes.  Like this:

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But overzealous frugality is certainly not the oddest thing about a man who once locked down the seat of his toilet for months to become incontinent.
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 18, 2008, 12:04:05 AM
:rofl

I voted for abrader.
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: TVC15 on March 18, 2008, 12:04:44 AM
It gets better and better the more it goes on

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He eventually divorced his wife of 11 years, was homeless, addicted to crack, and an alcoholic, struggling to find balance between his "adult baby" lifestyle and the normalcy he felt obligated to pursue.
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: Powerslave on March 18, 2008, 12:11:05 AM
topper syndrome..

hmm nice one
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: TVC15 on March 18, 2008, 12:13:15 AM
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"Before I knew it, I was spending every dime my parents gave me for allowance on bottles and diapers at the drugstore. When I became old enough to get a job, all of the money went to diapers and rubber pants. That's when it got out of control."
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 18, 2008, 12:17:38 AM
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"I do enjoy pissing ignorant people off. I like to point out how stupid people can sometimes be"

...
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: TVC15 on March 18, 2008, 12:18:27 AM
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It took Windsor more than seven months to retrain himself "to go" in his diapers, he says. He bought hypnosis tapes available online at dpf.com and other sites. "But the tapes aren't enough. You have to want it," he says.
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 18, 2008, 12:27:29 AM
(http://i29.tinypic.com/103d9qe.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 18, 2008, 12:46:56 AM
can we add ichi to the options
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: etiolate on March 18, 2008, 12:57:21 AM
There was this disturbing Sam Keith comic that had one plotline involving a teenage girl with a lesbian crush and another involving some giant fat guy who liked acting like a baby and crapping in diapers, but had this hot Goth girlfriend who took care of him like a baby and I do not recall what it was named.
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: Ichirou on March 18, 2008, 01:38:27 AM
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The air in William Windsor's apartment has become stagnant, and he's got a fan blowing full blast in his living room to combat the early stages of summer. Unfortunately, he's also got a dirty diaper. The smell of adult feces festering in his shorts is nauseating.

"You'll have to excuse me," he says. "I had an accident about 10 minutes ago, and I didn't have time to change myself."


Jesus.
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 18, 2008, 01:40:49 AM
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The air in William Windsor's apartment has become stagnant, and he's got a fan blowing full blast in his living room to combat the early stages of summer. Unfortunately, he's also got a dirty diaper. The smell of adult feces festering in his shorts is nauseating.

"You'll have to excuse me," he says. "I had an accident about 10 minutes ago, and I didn't have time to change myself."


Jesus.

Is it really an "accident" if you do it on purpose?  :yuck
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: brawndolicious on March 18, 2008, 02:28:11 AM
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The air in William Windsor's apartment has become stagnant, and he's got a fan blowing full blast in his living room to combat the early stages of summer. Unfortunately, he's also got a dirty diaper. The smell of adult feces festering in his shorts is nauseating.

"You'll have to excuse me," he says. "I had an accident about 10 minutes ago, and I didn't have time to change myself."


Jesus.

Is it really an "accident" if you do it on purpose?  :yuck
well it's not his fault just because he trained himself not to hold it!
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: Candyflip on March 18, 2008, 02:55:06 AM
Is it wrong to want to hurt people like this? I mean seriously. WTF
Title: Re: Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?
Post by: T-Short on March 18, 2008, 05:40:06 AM
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It took Windsor more than seven months to retrain himself "to go" in his diapers, he says. He bought hypnosis tapes available online at dpf.com and other sites. "But the tapes aren't enough. You have to want it," he says.

 :rofl