THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on August 03, 2006, 04:24:55 PM

Title: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 03, 2006, 04:24:55 PM
Does anyone else think that the various colored generic popsicles don't taste like any fruit in particular, but rather they taste like colors?

I realized that after someone asked me what the pink popsicle tasted like.  I was like, "It tastes like pink!" 

Also, all of them taste the same, no matter what brand.

This blew my mind.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 04:26:22 PM
Frostys are brown, brown must taste like Frosty, which means poop tastes like Frosty! Germans are on to something.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2006, 04:27:27 PM
They blow their wad on flavors that look that color in real life but have the perfect amount of sugar to sell to you.  Your sorry ass.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 03, 2006, 04:30:45 PM
Who is "they"?  Evil person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation popsicle makers with a dastardly conspiracy to enslave the entire world's population using generic popsicles?
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2006, 04:32:28 PM
Who is "they"?  Evil person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation popsicle makers with a dastardly conspiracy to enslave the entire world's population using generic popsicles?
No, they don't get along with them.  They wanna take all of lebanon and leave them slaves but they already have mexican ninjas.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2006, 04:33:23 PM
Popsicles take like whatever you ate before licking them.
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Post by: heavy liquid on August 03, 2006, 04:36:14 PM
Bomb Pops especially.  The blue tastes like blue, I'm not sure how else to to describe it.  White is like white, too.   Only red by having a hint cherry flavor tastes like something other than a color flavor for me.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: Shuri on August 03, 2006, 04:38:28 PM
Do you realise the implications of your statement, Willco?  I don't think I can even consider going on with my life after reading this. My whole life has been a LIE
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Post by: Error Macro on August 03, 2006, 04:39:44 PM
mmm, tastes like FD&C Red #40!
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Post by: TVC15 on August 03, 2006, 04:45:02 PM
Drinky sez he likes things that taste blue.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2006, 04:46:29 PM
Drinky sez he likes things that taste blue.
I don't get that.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 03, 2006, 04:49:30 PM
I fuckin' LOVE the taste of BLUE. When I was a wee tot, I used to get a BLUE SLURPEE -- yes, the freeze machine was labeled as the "BLUE" flavor -- and it would BLOW MY MIND.

I doubt I could eat it these days -- I'd probably go into some sugar toxic shock.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 03, 2006, 04:50:52 PM
I fuckin' LOVE the taste of BLUE. When I was a wee tot, I used to get a BLUE SLURPEE -- yes, the freeze machine was labeled as the "BLUE" flavor -- and it would BLOW MY MIND.

I doubt I could eat it these days -- I'd probably go into some sugar toxic shock.
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Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: Cheebs on August 03, 2006, 04:54:12 PM
The taste of blue>>> taste of all other colors.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on August 03, 2006, 05:05:52 PM
I had this argument with my wife over the taste of M&M's and Sweettarts. She swears there is a difference in taste.
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: Mondain on August 03, 2006, 06:05:03 PM
think of the fountain diluted juices that you can get in fast-food restaurants along with Coke, Sprite and root beer, if popsicles taste like colors, just _what_ do they taste? Melted popsicles? :(
Title: Re: This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...
Post by: BobbyRobby on August 03, 2006, 06:40:13 PM
Yeah, blue juices or popsicles definitely have a specific taste that isn't like any fruit. 
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Post by: Cheebs on August 03, 2006, 06:45:49 PM
I would argue that brown= frosty. I say anything labeled with rootbeer that isn't the drink rootbeer tastes like brown.