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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 09:21:57 PM

Title: 700 Club
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 09:21:57 PM
<--- 701 now, bieyaotchez

I know Cloudwalking doesn't like parody threads, but does she like self-congratulatory ones? We'll test the waters this way!

I just want to take this time to say that I've actually started to like this fucking place, even though Willco is part of the administration. I still do not care for that gentleman, no I do not.

It is much nicer to play with you folks - and by folks I'm especially keeping one eye on MAF and my other eye on Drinky Doug, and one of my eyes is magical so it don't matter where you two fuckers are - when people aren't getting banned left and right for just spouting off bullshit. So far the only people that I know that have gotten banned are Diablos and Catazits and really, that's a decision that anyone can get behind.

Finally, I would like to recede, for the most part, my comment about you guys being a bunch of self-satisfied pole smokers. I really only feel that way about Willco. :angel
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 09:25:37 PM
Do you care for me?
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 02, 2006, 09:26:39 PM
awwwwwwww  :-[

i'd say let's fuck, but willco has set the bar high for the smoking of the pole
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 09:27:57 PM
Do you care for me?

I like knowing that my penis is slightly bigger than yours.

awwwwwwww  :-[

i'd say let's fuck, but willco has set the bar high for the smoking of the pole

he's nigh intolerable. you would think getting some pum pum would've mellowed him out, but NO
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 09:29:26 PM
Kidnap Victim Syndrome:

Occurs when the kidnap victim begins to have feelings and become sympahetic to their kidnapper. This usually is caused by extreme stress built up, and the mind's attempts to rationalize it
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 09:30:30 PM
Isn't that Stockholm Syndrome? Identifying with the captor?

I might have to fucking kill someone if they're sharing stories.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 09:31:58 PM
:lol

I don't think I'd enjoy Corny nearly as much if he actually liked me.  What he really wants is for me to apologize for the Halo thing that happened - what? - three years ago.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Christopher on November 02, 2006, 09:33:28 PM
Saint Corney is easily the highlight of this forum, I do my best to not get on his "bad" side ;p
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 02, 2006, 09:34:51 PM
yeah, he's been on a fuckin' tear around here.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 09:35:16 PM
I don't think I'd enjoy Corny nearly as much if he actually liked me.  What he really wants is for me to apologize for the Halo thing that happened - what? - three years ago.


You were just such a dork that night, appealing for GAffers to think you're funny whilst dissing me and my homegirl, two non-Halo2 playing mofos

Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 09:36:15 PM
Corny, let's not beat around the bush and dissect this incident anymore - do you want an apology or not?
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 09:40:11 PM
Oh gawd, you're posting a novel.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 02, 2006, 09:40:21 PM
this thread has sexy potential
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 09:42:05 PM
I do my best to not get on his "bad" side

I wish my coharts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dumb one, you're no fun
Shut up!
Make me!
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Christopher on November 02, 2006, 09:42:36 PM
what WAS in that Gatoraide bottle Drinky? :-*
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 09:43:33 PM
Do you care for me?

I like knowing that my penis is slightly bigger than yours.

Prove it.  :-*
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: cloudwalking on November 02, 2006, 09:44:57 PM
This thread is cloudwalking-approved :chicken
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 09:45:34 PM
I can't believe no one got my reference. You guys suck :-\
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 02, 2006, 09:46:51 PM
chris, our chubby racist pal zombz correctly divined it: lemon-lime gatorade and vodka. i think that was hayami's hotel room after the ZD party.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: tset on November 02, 2006, 09:52:24 PM
This thread is cloudwalking-approved :chicken

(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7503/46529pbearom7.jpg)
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: whiteACID on November 03, 2006, 05:10:02 PM
<--- 701 now, bieyaotchez

I know Cloudwalking doesn't like parody threads, but does she like self-congratulatory ones? We'll test the waters this way!

I just want to take this time to say that I've actually started to like this fucking place, even though Willco is part of the administration. I still do not care for that gentleman, no I do not.

It is much nicer to play with you folks - and by folks I'm especially keeping one eye on MAF and my other eye on Drinky Doug, and one of my eyes is magical so it don't matter where you two fuckers are - when people aren't getting banned left and right for just spouting off bullshit. So far the only people that I know that have gotten banned are Diablos and Catazits and really, that's a decision that anyone can get behind.

Finally, I would like to recede, for the most part, my comment about you guys being a bunch of self-satisfied pole smokers. I really only feel that way about Willco. :angel
What a pretentious douchebag.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 03, 2006, 05:10:30 PM
HAY BUDDY IM A GOOD MOD U WANNA FIGHT I KNOW TAE KWON DO

Also I dont think Diablos got banned, he just left like TBS. Our ban list is CRAZY short
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Cyanista on November 03, 2006, 05:10:40 PM
You should just apologize.  Sometimes you gotta take a chance on love.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 05:11:55 PM
I did it all for love.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 06:21:25 PM
Damn, Willco - it's too bad you can't make it to the meetup, Ms. Buttery Panda herself will probably be accompanying me up there
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 06:22:05 PM
Is that the Halo chick?
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2006, 06:22:33 PM
What did Diablows get banned for? 

And who is TBS?
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 06:23:48 PM
Diablos got a one day ban like, three weeks ago for throwing a hissy fit of bitch-like proportions.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: brawndolicious on November 03, 2006, 06:26:28 PM
And who is TBS?
TheBlackStallion.  He's still the only black guy that ever posted here.
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Is that the Halo chick?

Indeed!

TheBlackStallion.  He's still the only black guy that ever posted here.

 :lol
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 06:29:55 PM
:lol

That would be worth it!
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: chuckbackus on November 03, 2006, 06:32:19 PM
Gee, I almost came.  :-*
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2006, 06:39:29 PM
And who is TBS?
TheBlackStallion.  He's still the only black guy that ever posted here.
Why did he stop posting?  Racial pressure?

Thats a good one Willco:

"It's more like 30 active members!"

or how about:

"Diablos insults this forum but won't leave, because its hard enough to find people who will talk to him as it is"
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: 700 Club
Post by: brawndolicious on November 03, 2006, 06:46:10 PM
Why did he stop posting?  Racial pressure?
He was getting bugged about likeing fat girls or something by Drinky Crow, went off on him, I think got banned and decided not to come back because he disliked the attitude of the forum.  This was like 5 months ago but I don't remember anybody debating his right to claim blackness.