THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: cloudwalking on November 03, 2006, 01:59:04 AM
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http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have
Your Result: The West
Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
:pimp
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This is bullshit. You sound like the mom from Bobby's World, but you've got that Canadian thing going on. You have probably the funniest accent of anyone I know.
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This is bullshit. You sound like the mom from Bobby's World, but you've got that Canadian thing going on. You have probably the funniest accent of anyone I know.
The quiz doesn't lie, Willco. :pimp
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Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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I'm from Pennsylvania.
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The Inland North.
You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
But Philly and The Northeast were right behind it in the scale.
I'm from Long Island.
I call it soda.
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Your Result: The Inland North
You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
I call it Pepsi.
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This quiz fucking fails.
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"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.
That's bullshit.
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According to this, the Midland.
I used to have a bit of a London accent. Americans thought I was British, but Brits knew I was American. Now I have this awful, nasal suburban white guy mid-Atlantic thing going on.
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The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
2.The Inland North
3. The Northeast
Do you deserve your high school diploma?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_deserve_your_high_school_diploma (http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_deserve_your_high_school_diploma)
You paid attention during 97% of high school!
85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!
Pfft I never received a high school diploma. I dropped out in grade nine and many years later received a GED.
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How Popular Are You?
You Are 3% Popular!
Sorry to say this, but you just aren't popular. Hopefully you are the kind of person who doesn't care about that. But if you do, try to be a little more friendly and see where it takes you.
:'(
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How Canadian Are You?
You are 80% Canuck!
Now that's what I'm talking about! You did good, you really, really did. I can call you my friend and not have to feel ashamed, and I thank you for that, really I do. Thank you, that is just really great!
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http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_want_the_terrorists_to_win
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 98%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
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You Are 25% Popular!
You aren't so popular. Well, you could have done worse. But you definitely fall near the bottom end of popularity. Sorry about that. Maybe you can try to be more friendly and outgoing or reinvent your style and see what happens.
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You are 89% Canadian
You are the ULTIMATE Canadian! Pass the beer and turn on the hockey game, eh! Take comfort in the fact that the rest of the world loves you, even if you are freezing your ass off in your igloo!
:pimp
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Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 66%
Damn it you're more popular, more Canadian (HEY I'M STILL HERE) and you like the terrorists more.
At least I have the better accent. CBS Evening News Here I come!
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You are 100% nerd, cloudwalking.
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I'm still more Canadian than you and I've lived in the USA for 7 years :hyper
You can take the girl out of Canada, but you can't take the Canada out of the girl :-[
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74% for the terrorists.
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How Old Do You Act?
How Old You Act: 86
You're a bit of an oddball, but I can't say that that's a bad thing. You think clearly, and you may be a little more involved in life that takes place in an age group older that yourself, and have friends from an older generation as well.
Well at least I'll be dead soon.
How Stupid Are You???
You are 0% STUPID!
Can't argue.
Should you have kids?
''You are 100% Ready for a child"!
"Start The baby machine" You would be a #1 Mom or Dad, go ahead and start making babys!The stork awaits you!
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Which celebrity are you most likely to have sex with?
Your Result: The Rock
You like your men to be attractive but you also want them to be able to kick some ass. You like the big, strong, athletic types with that chisled look.
:S
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How Ghetto Are You
Congratualtions! You are 0% ghetto
It looks like you keep yourself out of the ghetto and are living ghetto free. Also, you may be white.
:rofl Best quiz result ever.
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What mental disorder do you have?
ADD - bar filled
Manic Depressive - halfway filled
Celebrity you are most likely to have sex with:
Nick Lachey
WTF
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I got Nick Lachey
Juice let's fuck.
Congratualtions! You are 0% ghetto
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We are too much alike.
:-*
I got 86% on the high school quiz too.
How Emo Are You?
You are 22% Emo. Ha Ha!
Normal. You may have some hard stuff goin on, but it doesn't bother you too much. That's okay. Good work and thanks for playing...
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You are 19% Emo. Ha Ha!
Normal. You may have some hard stuff goin on, but it doesn't bother you too much. That's okay. Good work and thanks for playing..
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I just saw this thing on livejournal.
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Which female literary character are you? (http://www.quizilla.com/users/dramaqueen270/quizzes/Which%20Classic%20Female%20Literary%20Character%20Are%20you%3F)
(http://images.quizilla.com/D/dramaqueen270/1047173939_reslizzie1.jpg)
Damn straight I am.
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Quizzes are fun when you're really bored.
http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_holiday_retail_clerk_are_you
What Kind of Holiday Retail Clerk are You?
Your Result: The Grinch
Merry F*%#ING Christmas! Bitter, cynical and overworked, you are fed up with the holiday, the rude shoppers who use baby strollers as shopping carts, and the fact that you have had to listen to the same lame loop tape of 8 holiday classic songs being butchered by the latest American Pop Talent since labor day. If one more person asks you where your Christmas spirit is, you are going to hang them by the chimmeny with care with a string of festive lights and tinsel.
Ahahaha that is spot on :pimp :rofl
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You are 19% Emo. Ha Ha!
Normal. You may have some hard stuff goin on, but it doesn't bother you too much. That's okay. Good work and thanks for playing..
Malek, I think we're soulmates.
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(http://images.quizilla.com/D/dramaqueen270/1047174059_esjaneeyre.jpg)
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Your Result: Mrs. Claus
You have been there longer than everyone else. You are a Permanent Employee, and not seasonal help at all. You are in charge and you know it, but you let the manager think he's the boss. Everyone looks to you to for inspiration, and you keep those holiday cookies coming to keep your co-workers motivated. you don't really want authority, but like the status and special treatment that you receive as a "vet." For you it is a winter wonderland indeed.
Decently accurate, but why are all my results getting gendered the wrong way???
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Your Result: Mrs. Claus
You have been there longer than everyone else. You are a Permanent Employee, and not seasonal help at all. You are in charge and you know it, but you let the manager think he's the boss. Everyone looks to you to for inspiration, and you keep those holiday cookies coming to keep your co-workers motivated. you don't really want authority, but like the status and special treatment that you receive as a "vet." For you it is a winter wonderland indeed.
Decently accurate, but why are all my results getting gendered the wrong way???
Probably because you like playing the rusty trombone.
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Your Result: The Midland
but i'm not american..
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Which celebrity would you have sex with?
Your Result: Keira Knightley
You like your women to be sexy and adventurous with a little bit of the girl next door thrown in. You want the good girl with the proper manners one min and the swashbuckling pirate lover the next.
How is saying that having things clean "doesn't matter" make you switch from Tommy Lee to Kiera Knightly?
How emo are you?
You are 20% Emo. Ha Ha!
Normal. You may have some hard stuff goin on, but it doesn't bother you too much. That's okay. Good work and thanks for playing...
How ghetto are you?
Congratualtions! You are 0% ghetto
It looks like you keep yourself out of the ghetto and are living ghetto free. Also, you may be white.
What stereotype do you belong to?
Your Result: Emo
writes poetry, cries a lot, single, wears a lot of black, dyed hair black, wears hair in front of their face, would rather be alone than with people, has a myspace to meet other emo people
Worst test ever.
Do you deserve your High School Diploma?
You paid attention during 74% of high school!
68-84% Pretty good, you know that there are libraries and newspapers, and you remember what you've read. You were a child that wasn't left behind!
Woo.
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Your Result: Boston
You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don't. Of course, that doesn't mean you are from the Boston area, you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine.
Most like to Least like:
The West
The Midland
North Central
Philadelphia
The Northeast
The Inland North
The South
(http://images.quizilla.com/D/dramaqueen270/1047174059_esjaneeyre.jpg)
What Kind of Holiday Retail Clerk are You?
Your Result: Mrs. Claus
You have been there longer than everyone else. You are a Permanent Employee, and not seasonal help at all. You are in charge and you know it, but you let the manager think he's the boss. Everyone looks to you to for inspiration, and you keep those holiday cookies coming to keep your co-workers motivated. you don't really want authority, but like the status and special treatment that you receive as a "vet." For you it is a winter wonderland indeed.
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You Are 31% Strange!
You are very slightly strange. This means you are quite normal. You don't exactly freak out old grandmas or anything. You most likely fit in well with the crowd. Hey, it's okay, being normal ain't so bad.
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Congratualtions! You are 0% ghetto
It looks like you keep yourself out of the ghetto and are living ghetto free. Also, you may be white.
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"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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What accent do I have guys? Do I actually have the "jersey" accent?
fuck I gotta get ready
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You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
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Its says midland, but I was born in california, and raised in Alaska.
PEN AND PIN ARE DIFFERENT.
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Your Result: The Northeast
Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The West