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Title: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: T234 on March 23, 2008, 01:51:12 PM: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4447479a1860.html (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4447479a1860.html)

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Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: rodi on March 23, 2008, 01:57:09 PM: Quote
The actress also said she would rather eat a woman's vagina than have a sushi dinner.

;)
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: T234 on March 23, 2008, 03:37:38 PM: So I guess gay women have sham marriages, too? Like that guy who married Liza Minelli, only in reverse.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2008, 03:43:00 PM: Quote from: T234 on March 23, 2008, 03:37:38 PM
So I guess gay women have sham marriages, too? Like that guy who married Liza Minelli, only in reverse.
Bekinsale is just saying that she really dislikes the taste of sushi. So much so that she'd rather eat some vag. She doesn't literally want to eat out a woman anymore than people want to eat shit when they say they'd "rather eat shit!"
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: T234 on March 23, 2008, 03:48:21 PM: This just in: MALEK HATES FREEDOM, AND IS MOST LIKELY A SCIENTOLOGIST
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2008, 03:50:42 PM: Quote from: T234 on March 23, 2008, 03:48:21 PM
This just in: MALEK HATES FREEDOM, AND IS MOST LIKELY A SCIENTOLOGIST
I hate freedom about as much as Kate hates vagina and sushi.

And is it really my fault that I was so susceptible to a combination of brainwashing and blackmail?
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: T234 on March 23, 2008, 03:56:28 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 23, 2008, 03:50:42 PM
Quote from: T234 on March 23, 2008, 03:48:21 PM
This just in: MALEK HATES FREEDOM, AND IS MOST LIKELY A SCIENTOLOGIST
I hate freedom about as much as Kate hates vagina and sushi.

And is it really my fault that I was so susceptible to a combination of brainwashing and blackmail?
LLLALLALALLALLALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALALLLALALALLLALL I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 23, 2008, 05:50:18 PM: Kate has A kid!

correction, but still the tomb reference is weird. The less I know the better, Kate!
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 08:59:11 PM: Quote from: Blanka Face on March 23, 2008, 05:50:18 PM
Kate has A kid!

correction, but still the tomb reference is weird. The less I know the better, Kate!

I bet you'd like to be her cryptkeeper lol
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Powerslave on March 23, 2008, 09:25:55 PM: Kate Beckinsale :bawl

I want to touch this woman :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2008, 09:34:32 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 23, 2008, 09:27:24 PM
This chick is awesome. Maybe she could do softcore porn

With your mom!
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Candyflip on March 23, 2008, 09:35:21 PM: Beckinsale is depressingly pretty if that makes any sense.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: rodi on March 23, 2008, 09:40:55 PM: Quote from: Candyflip on March 23, 2008, 09:35:21 PM
Beckinsale is depressingly pretty if that makes any sense.

I understand. :'(
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 09:44:34 PM: I wish Kate Beckinsale was a GIRL GONE WILD.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2008, 09:47:21 PM: i made out with kate at a bar once. true story.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 09:50:27 PM: I had sex with her.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2008, 10:00:19 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 23, 2008, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: T234 on March 23, 2008, 03:37:38 PM
So I guess gay women have sham marriages, too? Like that guy who married Liza Minelli, only in reverse.
Bekinsale is just saying that she really dislikes the taste of sushi. So much so that she'd rather eat some vag. She doesn't literally want to eat out a woman anymore than people want to eat shit when they say they'd "rather eat shit!"

I'd take sushi over vag any day. Like TVC said, cunnilingus is for people who want to puke.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 10:02:10 PM: When you've done gynecological exams, have you ever been tempted to take a lick?
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2008, 10:03:16 PM: No, I don't really like the smell of pussy.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: drew on March 23, 2008, 10:09:13 PM: Quote from: rodi on March 23, 2008, 01:57:09 PM
Quote
The actress also said she would rather eat a woman's vagina than have a sushi dinner.

;)

:drool

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2008, 10:00:19 PM
I'd take sushi over vag any day. Like TVC said, cunnilingus is for people who want to puke.

Based on this quote I'm 99% sure you are black.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 10:17:15 PM: Groove looks like a young Bill Cosby, I've seen his pics. My nickname for him is Dr. Huxtable. :interracial
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: drew on March 23, 2008, 10:22:37 PM: Black guys just can't handle the vaj.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
white pink vajay jay > musty brown salmon slit
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Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Powerslave on March 23, 2008, 10:31:59 PM: yeah I fucking love pink pussy
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2008, 10:39:16 PM: Lol at all you virgins who don't even know what a vagina smells like.

Quote from: Ichi on March 23, 2008, 10:17:15 PM
Groove looks like a young Bill Cosby, I've seen his pics. My nickname for him is Dr. Huxtable. :interracial

I wish I were black. Dunking ability and a >8" penis are well worth the 50 pt drop in IQ.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 10:41:06 PM: Smooth Groove, this is you:

(http://www.history.navy.mil/pics/cosby_b.jpg)
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2008, 10:44:42 PM: No, this is me:

(http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/addimages/shane_diesel.jpg)
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 10:50:31 PM: I think you meant this:

(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/tyler-perry-dreamgirls-new-york-movie-premiere-arrivals-0bZZhY.jpg)
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2008, 12:44:38 AM: I don't get it, aren't all three photos the same? ???
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 12:48:36 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 24, 2008, 12:44:38 AM
I don't get it, aren't all three photos the same? ???

:lol
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 12:58:18 AM: Thanks for the pics of your mom, btw. She's really attractive for an older woman.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2008, 01:22:29 AM: Did her really send you pics? I want pics. I love the amateur stuff.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 01:38:24 AM: It's just kinda creepy that he took all those pictures of her while she was asleep. :-\
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2008, 01:48:35 AM: Thats only because she made him promise not to show anyone the pics they while she was wake. Wouldn't want her to get into trouble now.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 02:07:09 AM: Did her really send you pics?
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 02:07:29 AM: not to show anyone the pics they while she was wake
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: FatalT on March 24, 2008, 02:20:10 AM: Quote from: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 02:07:29 AM
not to show anyone the pics they while she was wake

Wat.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2008, 01:35:06 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 24, 2008, 12:56:12 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
Quote from: ParticleReality on March 23, 2008, 09:27:24 PM
This chick is awesome. Maybe she could do softcore porn

With your mom!

Hilarious.

More like HOT AS FUCK
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2008, 02:30:00 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 24, 2008, 01:38:03 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2008, 01:35:06 PM
More like HOT AS FUCK

For you maybe. The only thing I'd get out of this would be 15 mins of fame(more if I did some zany shit) and a reason to avoid leaving my room.

You'd be an Internet Hero, man! You'd make Icon, for sure, and that's worth years of public shame of humiliation.
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 24, 2008, 06:31:47 PM: On average, how many posts does it take to get the typical evilbore thread completely off-track?
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Candyflip on March 24, 2008, 06:55:58 PM: 10
Title: Re: MAF's loss is Rodi's gain. (Beckinsale)
Post by: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 06:56:54 PM: I am evilbored.