THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2008, 03:19:43 PM
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I'm in the library computer lab, surrounded by a bunch of people and damn, someone stinks. But the twist is that I don't know if it's me. Due to my own insecurities I don't want to walk all the way to the bathroom and check myself - I don't remember if I put deodorant on; I was in a rush to get to class and might have forgotten. I don't think it's me though, and I have a couple ideas
1. Fat dude to my left. He's wearing a short sleeve shirt and grey sweat pants, typical garb of smelly people. Also, he keeps raising his hand for the desk clerk to come help him figure out some easy task ("so if I don't want to use Internet Explorer can I download Firefox? Oh, it's already on the computer, where? Oh, on the desktop, uhh ah there it is. Well can I delete Internet Explorer then, just in case?")
2. There's an Indian woman to my left. If you've ever had an Indian teacher who didn't wear deodorant you know what I'm talking about. But it might not be her. She's wearing a nice red top with granny jeans covering her shapeless legs and hips. Thick glasses are sitting over dark, sleepless eyes.
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just lean your head down and breathe in deep through your nose to find out if it's you. i say the fat guy. fat people usually smell horrible
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Fat guy.
Also I always think the stench is me too, even when I know it's not me. Insecurity for the lose.
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Sorry, my bad.
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It's the emo dude looking over your shoulder. Swat him away!
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No, I have it on good account Cheebs smells like posies.
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smh @ adults with poor hygiene.
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Ok, seems like it's the fat guy. He just got up to print something, and in the process walked past me; I got a whiff of shit, sweat, and more shit. I'm talking the smell you might whiff while on the toilet after dropping a log. Do people not know how to wipe themselves? omg
The bad news: the Indian chick looked right at me after the fat guy walked by. She thinks it's me :'(
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Tell her it's not you. Also ask her how much wine she can drink before getting drunk and before she answers say you can drink 3. "Three wines" Those words.
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The bad news: the Indian chick looked right at me after the fat guy walked by. She thinks it's me :'(
she probably read what you wrote about her
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The type of smell you describe itself isn't just due to bad toilet hygiene. He probably hasn't showered in a bit.
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Tell her it's not you. Also ask her how much wine she can drink before getting drunk and before she answers say you can drink 3. "Three wines" Those words.
Three McDonald's cups full of wine.
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Well the Indian girl left in disgust, and now there's an older woman sitting in her seat. She smells like...an old woman. Perfume and kitchen cleaners are now filling my nose. The fat guy just sat back down though.
He's breathing so fucking loud
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Fat people are gross.
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Fat people are gross.
Fuck you.
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Well the Indian girl left in disgust, and now there's an older woman sitting in her seat. She smells like...an old woman. Perfume and kitchen cleaners are now filling my nose. The fat guy just sat back down though.
He's breathing so fucking loud
Tell him to go lose some weight and you should have totally slaughtered a cow and ate its heart right in front of the indian lady. :puch
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Since when does deodorant make you smell good? I never use that shit. Just shower assholes.
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:lol
Someone is complaining about the smell. This could get interesting
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Since when does deodorant make you smell good? I never use that shit. Just shower assholes.
Dude a good anti-persperant/deodorant are necessary. :tophat
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One-two sprays of perfume is sufficient after a shower.
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One-two sprays of perfume is sufficient after a shower.
Perfume or cologne?
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What's the difference between those two?
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Whatever, perfume has a genderless meaning here.
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it's the indian chick, indians by default are retched
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LOL POWERSLAVE WEARS PERFUME! hahahaha
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Hey PD, I have a present for you! It's a rough mix though. Not quite finished. I think Mupepe is going to get in on this too. lol
But If you want to hear the rough mix of "Pimpen Comes Easy" hit me up on AIM in a bit man. :P
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When something stinks you can either be constantly plagued by it by holding your nose and taking small sips of air or you can just take one, deep breath through your nose thus forcing it and your brain to get accustomed to the smell.