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Title: I wanna be a detective :(
Post by: TVC15 on March 24, 2008, 11:20:01 PM: I so <3 Veronica Mars. And Kristen Bell is so insanely hot. Why is everything she's in that's not VM so terrible?

Anyway, how do I become a detective. Tell me.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2008, 11:21:48 PM: Start by spying on your neighbors and waiting from them to kill somebody. In the mean time, sell any other compromising photos you manage to take.
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Post by: Candyflip on March 24, 2008, 11:21:59 PM: My CSI binge is making me want to work in a crime lab.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 11:23:19 PM: .
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2008, 11:25:02 PM: and she was in the shield, which is also not terrible!
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Post by: TVC15 on March 24, 2008, 11:26:35 PM: 1) Deadwood is terrible

2) She was awesome in The Shield cuz she got raped.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 11:28:17 PM: .
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2008, 11:28:44 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 24, 2008, 11:26:35 PM
2) She was awesome in The Shield cuz she got raped.

Maybe that's the key element! Kristen Bell + Rape = Great TV
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Post by: TVC15 on March 24, 2008, 11:30:26 PM: I watched about 2/3rds of the first season of Deadwood. Cream dream production values and occasionally decent (but more frequently overwrought) dialogue with a meandering, thought-up-as-they-went-along plot aren't my idea of a good show. I've tried to make it through twice, but it just gets too boring.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2008, 11:34:00 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 24, 2008, 11:30:05 PM
She gets beaten to death in Deadwood.

Didn't she also get raped in that too? Or at least have sex with dudes she doesn't want too.
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Post by: Boogie on March 24, 2008, 11:36:18 PM: Step 1: Join a police agency of some kind
Step 2: Earn your way through the ranks with a focus on investigations
Step 3: ...
Step 4: PROFI-- I mean, DETECTIVE!

Alternatively, you could set up shop as a P.I. and snoop on cheating spouses.
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Post by: TVC15 on March 24, 2008, 11:37:23 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 24, 2008, 11:33:34 PM
At least it's better than the Tudors. :-X :-X :-X

The Tudors has better nudity. The nudity you get most frequently is usually a shot of Al's ass.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 11:38:37 PM: .
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Post by: Vizzys on March 24, 2008, 11:39:02 PM: spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: TVC15 on March 24, 2008, 11:39:30 PM: Then maybe they should have made better plot points up, because the show is zzzzzzz past the first few episodes.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 11:41:01 PM: .
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2008, 11:44:11 PM: the show is infamous for being written on-the-fly
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2008, 11:46:32 PM: .
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2008, 12:52:08 AM: Speaking of detectives I'm reading The Big Sleep right now. Damn it sure deals with some graphic topics for an older novel. Porn and homosex oh my!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2008, 12:54:24 AM: Quote from: Ichi on March 24, 2008, 11:46:32 PM
The first season was pretty meticulously plotted. It's season 2 and onwards where the seams started to show.

3rd is OMG awesome.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2008, 01:11:44 AM: .
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2008, 01:20:41 AM: It's the type of book I have to read carefully. On more than a few occasions I've had to re-read paragraphs to get what's going on lol. Like, the car chases, which are often sprawling affairs

I like how the book really feels like it's from the perspective of an actual detective. The writing is extremely detailed and lively, which is the way an actual detective would view things.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2008, 01:26:48 AM: .
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2008, 01:32:24 AM: I will look into it :bow

although after I finish The Big Sleep I'll start Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
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Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2008, 01:34:38 AM: .
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2008, 01:39:25 AM: btw have you seen the film adaption of The Big Sleep? I'm extremely interested in how they handled some of the content in this book - do they just omit the pornography angle as well as the homosexual characters (not to mention some old school homophobia)?
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Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2008, 01:46:04 AM: .
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Post by: Mandark on March 25, 2008, 02:53:09 AM: I just watched a bunch of VM for the first time, via Netflix.

Juno + Murder One = Veronica Mars.
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Post by: max_cool on March 25, 2008, 04:19:27 AM: Read Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. It will tell you all you need to know

http://www.amazon.com/Dirk-Gentlys-Holistic-Detective-Agency/dp/0671746723 (http://www.amazon.com/Dirk-Gentlys-Holistic-Detective-Agency/dp/0671746723)
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Post by: TVC15 on March 25, 2008, 04:27:28 AM: Been there, done that!
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Post by: max_cool on March 25, 2008, 05:00:41 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 25, 2008, 04:27:28 AM
Been there, done that!

then, what's stopping you? GO!

First case. I left my toothpaste in Seattle, could you find it for me?
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 25, 2008, 11:53:01 AM: There's a dective/lie detector agency down the hall in my office building. It's just one really old dude in there who runs things but every once in a while I'll see people going into his office. *shrug* IDK maybe you have to be old like Rockford or Columbo or something. :-\
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2008, 11:59:42 AM: Quote from: Ichi on March 25, 2008, 01:46:04 AM
The homosexuality of Geiger (sp?) is alluded to, mostly through the decadent decor in his house. The pornography stuff is still there, but (obviously) toned down a lot.

Interesting. I missed that detail the first time Marlowe described the room; it might have crossed my mind for a second but I didn't put it together until he mentioned that a suspect who thought only chicks went to the house "wasn't paying enough attention." Then he catches the lover who keeps telling Marlowe to fuck himself, and Marlowe starts calling him cigarillo, punk, wussy, etc :-\ :lol
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 25, 2008, 12:03:23 PM: I want to find the azumanga where they postulate that policemen "grow up" to become detectives