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Post by: Borys on March 26, 2008, 05:32:27 PM
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Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Mupepe on March 26, 2008, 05:32:58 PM
America  :american
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Eric P on March 26, 2008, 05:33:58 PM
maybe if your team didn't rush out and buy NFL balls when you heard you were playing the American Football Team.
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 26, 2008, 05:34:03 PM
 :usacry :usacry :usacry

TEARS OF JOY

 :american :american :american
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Tauntaun on March 26, 2008, 05:55:03 PM
HUAHUAHUAHUA!  Your balls are belong to us!  MAKE YOUR TIME!  HUAHUAHUA.  They're tasting freedom.
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: HotByCold on March 26, 2008, 06:04:14 PM
Wow!
And here I thought Americans were lousy in soccer.
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Oblivion on March 26, 2008, 06:57:45 PM
Americans don't watch soccer, holmes. :usacry
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: thekavorka on March 26, 2008, 07:23:00 PM
it's a good thing you didn't make a ban bet with poland winning like you did with brazil
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: huckleberry on March 26, 2008, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: HotByCold on March 26, 2008, 06:04:14 PM
Wow!
And here I thought Americans were lousy in soccer.


We aren't that lousy at it....we just don't give a shit about it.
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 26, 2008, 07:38:15 PM
Did Poland score on their own goal three times?!
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: max_cool on March 26, 2008, 08:44:21 PM
Americans don't really give a shit about soccer and yet we have a pretty good team.

 :american :punch :american :punch :american :punch :american :punch :american
Rest of the world am cry
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: thekavorka on March 26, 2008, 09:35:25 PM
except we have a pretty shitty team
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: huckleberry on March 26, 2008, 10:49:17 PM
Quote from: max_cool on March 26, 2008, 08:44:21 PM
Americans don't really give a shit about soccer and yet we have a pretty good team.

 :american :punch :american :punch :american :punch :american :punch :american
Rest of the world am cry
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


Back in the 90's we beat Columbia in the World Cup.  They took that shit so seriously that when the team got back to Columbia someone shot one of the dudes on the team.


Rest of the world truly am cry.

 :american
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Tauntaun on March 27, 2008, 12:26:50 AM
Quote from: Arde0 on March 26, 2008, 10:49:17 PM
Back in the 90's we beat Columbia in the World Cup.  They took that shit so seriously that when the team got back to Columbia someone shot one of the dudes on the team.

:lol  That's gangsta.  SMHx2 
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 27, 2008, 12:40:58 AM
Doesn't participating in soccer pretty much make them inherently un-American, though?
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 27, 2008, 01:30:06 AM
A white man, a black man, and a polish man are working construction on the top of an office building and they sit down for lunch.

The white guy opens his lunch: Ham and Cheese!! My wife makes me ham and cheese everyday. If I have to eat this shit tomorrow I'm jumping off of this roof!

The Black guy opens his lunch: Tuna! If I have to eat Tuna tomorrow, I'm jumping off of this roof too!

The Polish guy opens his lunch: Peanut butter and jelly! If I have to eat this tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself by jumping off of this roof with you guys.

The next day comes and they all open their lunches to find the same exact sandwiches. They write suicide notes and they all jump off of the building to their death.

At the funeral the wives of the construction workers discuss the situation:

White man's wife: If he would have just told me how unhappy he was I would have made a different sandwich.

Black man's wife: I know, I wish he would have told me.

Polish man's wife: I don't understand, my husband makes his own lunch.
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: pilonv1 on March 27, 2008, 02:58:34 AM
lolski
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: Vizzys on March 27, 2008, 03:02:52 AM
thats a good one
Title: Re: AMERICA FUCK YEAH! leads 2:0 with Poland in a Soccer Match
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 27, 2008, 08:53:49 AM
World Cup is the best sporting event ever. Fuck the Superbowl, Fuck the World Series, Fuck whatever Basketball has. Fuck them all

World Cup :bow