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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on November 04, 2006, 01:20:52 AM

Title: The Love Calculator
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 04, 2006, 01:20:52 AM: Find out if you have a chance with your true love!

http://www.lovecalculator.com/

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CajoleJuice&name2=Jessica+Alba
http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CajoleJuice&name2=Salma+Hayek
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CajoleJuice&name2=Giorgia+Palmas
:(
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 04, 2006, 01:23:45 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Willco&name2=Righthand -- lol

WTF I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GOIN GOOD!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Bacon on November 04, 2006, 01:25:22 AM: Quote
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Bacon and rodi has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

It's worth fighting for.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 04, 2006, 01:26:11 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Pirates&name2=Ninjas -- Proof that this calculator is REAL
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 04, 2006, 01:29:19 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Doug+Erickson&name2=Jesus+Christ

:-[

your god REALLY loves me, so back the fuck off y'all hataz
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 04, 2006, 01:30:50 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Capcom&name2=Ryan+Thompson
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 04, 2006, 01:32:14 AM: :o
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 04, 2006, 01:33:15 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Drinky+Crow&name2=Nintendo

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Drinky Crow and Nintendo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Christopher on November 04, 2006, 01:33:47 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Christopher+Russo&name2=Doug+Erickson

:(
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 04, 2006, 01:34:18 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Will+Federman&name2=Goatse+Guy

:-X
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Christopher on November 04, 2006, 01:35:21 AM: These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
Phoenix Dark Olive Garden

89 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Phoenix Dark and Olive Garden has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: cloudwalking on November 04, 2006, 01:39:42 AM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Lauren+Lucas&name2=Nintendo

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Lauren Lucas and Nintendo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 04, 2006, 02:02:53 AM: For me with my original name 95% with my alternate spelling of my name 96% a match made in hell on a super fucking cold day.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: whiteACID on November 04, 2006, 12:38:28 PM: :piss I don't know his last name.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Prost on November 04, 2006, 03:42:34 PM: Joseph rays Catherine Zeta Jones

77 %

Apparently the random name I made up is effective for catherine. If I could turn Denise Bi and invite catherine over......hmmmm
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 04, 2006, 03:45:31 PM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=The+Dark+Shake&name2=Jessica+Alba (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=The+Dark+Shake&name2=Jessica+Alba)

:-\
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 04, 2006, 03:47:13 PM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=My+Dick&name2=Your+Anus (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=My+Dick&name2=Your+Anus)

My Dick loves Your Anus

32 %

The chance of a relationship working out between My Dick and Your Anus is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: brawndolicious on November 04, 2006, 03:59:01 PM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Man&name2=Woman

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Man&name2=Man

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Woman&name2=Woman

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Sarmad+Moalem&name2=Nintendo

Fucking awesome.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 04, 2006, 04:01:39 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on November 04, 2006, 03:59:01 PM

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Man&name2=Man

0% ???

PREJUDICE!!!!!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: brawndolicious on November 04, 2006, 04:05:44 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 04, 2006, 04:01:39 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on November 04, 2006, 03:59:01 PM
http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Man&name2=Man
0% ???
PREJUDICE!!!!!
The test is lesbian biased. :'(
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Vizzys on November 04, 2006, 04:16:01 PM: This test blows. It gave Drinky Crow and Earthbound a 75%. WE ALL KNOW IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 04, 2006, 04:17:20 PM: http://lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Viz&name2=Batman+Begins
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Vizzys on November 04, 2006, 04:19:05 PM: I'm not making any sacrifices,thats for sure.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 04, 2006, 04:19:20 PM: http://lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Cajole+Juice&name2=Die+Hard+With+a+Vengeance (http://lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Cajole+Juice&name2=Die+Hard+With+a+Vengeance)
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: whiteACID on November 04, 2006, 04:19:56 PM: Quote
15 %

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Theresa ?and ??, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

:gloomy
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 04, 2006, 04:53:22 PM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=disposable+white+guy&name2=rachel+weisz (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=disposable+white+guy&name2=rachel+weisz)

Booya

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=disposable+white+guy&name2=eliza+dushku (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=disposable+white+guy&name2=eliza+dushku)

:lol I TOLD YOU WILLCO I TOLD YOU
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: morphix on November 04, 2006, 05:00:06 PM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix&name2=blackACID

:-\

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix&name2=waychel

:-[

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix&name2=willco

:o

score!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 04, 2006, 05:01:45 PM: Quote from: morphix on November 04, 2006, 05:00:06 PM

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix&name2=blackACID

:-\

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Disposable+White+Guy&name2=blackACID (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Disposable+White+Guy&name2=blackACID)

:lol LOOZAR
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: morphix on November 04, 2006, 05:11:37 PM: Quote from: Disposable White Guy on November 04, 2006, 05:01:45 PM
Quote from: morphix on November 04, 2006, 05:00:06 PM

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix&name2=blackACID

:-\

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Disposable+White+Guy&name2=blackACID (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Disposable+White+Guy&name2=blackACID)

:lol LOOZAR

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix%27s+money&name2=blackACID

:-*
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: whiteACID on November 04, 2006, 05:17:18 PM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=blackACID&name2=Bacon

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=blackACID&name2=Saint+Cornelius
:rapetime
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 04, 2006, 05:39:20 PM: Quote from: morphix on November 04, 2006, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on November 04, 2006, 05:01:45 PM
Quote from: morphix on November 04, 2006, 05:00:06 PM

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix&name2=blackACID

:-\

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Disposable+White+Guy&name2=blackACID (http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Disposable+White+Guy&name2=blackACID)

:lol LOOZAR

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=morphix%27s+money&name2=blackACID

:-*

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Disposable+White+Guy%27s+drugs&name2=blackACID

ITS GO TIEM
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: whiteACID on November 04, 2006, 05:40:59 PM: the internet is always right.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: demi on November 04, 2006, 05:47:20 PM: http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Demi&name2=pussy boner

:meeble