SLITHER
I give this movie :-* :-* :-* out of 5 flirty winks.
It was fun and starred that guy from Firefly that nerds really like in a homoerotic way. It had alien slugs and vomit and zombies and decent CG for a horror film. I immediately detract one wink because James Gunn is banging Pam from The Office (who stars in this because her vagina is under contract). The other wink lost is due to the fact that the movie has a bad third act and seems to just end rather quickly ("We're out of moneys! Shut off the camera!"). I give it good points for high body count and overall absurdity.
FEAST
I also give this movie :-* :-* :-* out of 5 flirty winks.
This was basically Tremors, but really violent and there were some chicks with hot tits as seen below:
(http://www.killerreviews.com/myspace/jeddy_wade_interview.jpg)
This movie gets major winkage for having Jason Mewes actually star as himself, the washed-up actor Jason Mewes. The best part is that...
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The monster thing rips off his face, and he goes around screaming with his face ripped off like a little girl!
Also, the film pauses to introduce characters with stats that includes life expectancy. It was a lot of fun. However, I felt it ran too long, needed some true nudity (no nipples - wtf!) and has too much of a cheap look to be added to my library. Worth a flyer!