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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 05, 2006, 01:41:58 AM

Title: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: TVC15 on November 05, 2006, 01:41:58 AM
While discussing with Willco about how Phoenix Dark resembles Chevy Chase if Chevy were a close-minded, homosexual, home-schooled black  Nintendo manchild, I did some cursory research on Chevy because I remembered hearing some sort of amusing anecdote about him concerning his Comedy Central Roast, and I discovered something that will change our lives:  Chevy Chase posts here.

You see, Chevy's first name is Cornelius, as in SAINT Cornelius, and the ages max.  Corny is like 60, so is Chevy. 

So Chevy, is there any way we can get you to like, fall on shit for us and then post it online?
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:43:03 AM
lolz I'm a closeminded black man who saves gay people. Call me Tim Hassert
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 05, 2006, 01:43:12 AM
Chevy Chase was also on Law & Order hatin' and murdering Jews, which explains why Saint Cornelius hates me.
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: Polari on November 05, 2006, 01:47:41 AM
I thought Chevy Chase was dead. He may as well be.
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:48:33 AM
He never was funny anyway
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: brawndolicious on November 05, 2006, 01:49:20 AM
Saint Cornelius is 30 years old.
He never was funny anyway
Nor you.
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 05, 2006, 01:50:21 AM
Cornelius, do you feel that Dirty Work was your career-defining role?
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: TVC15 on November 05, 2006, 01:53:50 AM
The first 3 National Lampoons movies with Chevy are pretty great.  Aside from that, well, it's crap. 

Chevy's kinda weird, he's not quite a straight man and not quite a funny man.
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: Vizzys on November 05, 2006, 01:56:28 AM
I liked the Griswalds.
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: whiteACID on November 05, 2006, 02:07:59 AM
I think he's 33...and he's probably at uwink with all the other OAers.  >:(
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 05, 2006, 02:08:49 AM
Teddman appealed to me to go - I am just too tired after work.  I could've met Chevy Chase.
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2006, 02:17:16 AM
The Fletch movies weren't bad!
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 05, 2006, 05:16:21 AM
Am I being compared to SNL era Chevy, Caddyshack era Chevy, Fletch era Chevy, or Snow Day era Chevy? I'll take any of them but the last one.
Title: Re: EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 05, 2006, 01:08:28 PM
SNOW DAY CHEVY