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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: pilonv1 on March 31, 2008, 11:46:04 PM

Title: IREM ZOO
Post by: pilonv1 on March 31, 2008, 11:46:04 PM

http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/index.html

 :lol

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 31, 2008, 11:51:12 PM

once again, IREM shows the world how it's done

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 31, 2008, 11:53:54 PM

OMG

how to access the IREM zoo:

By Air:
(http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/main/access/map_sky.gif)

By Space:
(http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/main/access/map_bydo.gif)

:lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 31, 2008, 11:55:02 PM

The Evolution of Man:

(http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/main/ayumi/encho.jpg)

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 31, 2008, 11:57:39 PM

guys, why are we talking about IREM ZOO when IREM also took advantage of today to announced SPELUNKER for the EXIDNA

http://www.irem-store.com/cgi-bin/omc?port=22911&sid=U1207017436HWVKHRJ5O&req=PRODUCT&ett=20080331063951317278000000&parentpage=6046991&hier=20060215004540768276000000

(http://www.irem-store.com/media/spe_p4.jpg)

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: pilonv1 on April 01, 2008, 12:00:22 AM

:bow IREM :bow2

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 01, 2008, 12:18:50 AM

Those pics patel posted are classic. Especially the latter, which looks like some kind of nefarious blueprints for obliterating a planet with a large mass driver.

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 01:26:19 AM

ahaha they made a mobile version of their AFD site

http://www.irem.co.jp/i/iremzoo/index.html

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 01:28:41 AM

http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/main/aisatsu/index.html

click on the image of the president, hahaha

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 01, 2008, 01:29:32 AM

This is some seriously classy April Fool's Day work. Much better than LOLZ HILLARY PLANS TO DISSOLVE SENATE and other shit I'm bound to read all day tomorrow.

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 01:31:03 AM

GAF banned me for posting IREM's AFD joke one year because of their blanket "no AFD jokes" ban

GAF ::)

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 01:32:46 AM

I want a mammoth tusk cellphone strap

(http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/main/shop/p_tsuno.jpg)

"We have taken the extremely heavy tusk of the mammoth and turned it into a useful and fashionable cellphone strap. If someone sees you taking this out of your pocket there on the corner, won't they think that you too are part of the BUSINESS ELITE?!"

大変貴重なマンモスの牙を、便利でおしゃれな携帯ストラップにしてみました。街角でポケットからさっと取り出してみれば、あなたもエリートビジネスマンに見られちゃうかも！？

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 01:35:18 AM

LUCKY BAG!! Who knows what official Irem Zoo goods are inside?!

(http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/main/shop/p_fukubukuro.gif)

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 01, 2008, 01:35:57 AM

The mammoth tusk should have a bluetooth microphone on it, just strap it on and start talking. Also handy for forcibly clearing the path to your gate at the airport and sodomizing children.

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: drohne on April 01, 2008, 01:39:47 AM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 01, 2008, 01:31:03 AM

GAF banned me for posting IREM's AFD joke one year because of their blanket "no AFD jokes" ban

GAF ::)

seriously? SERIOUSLY? that pretty well epitomizes the stupidity of gaf moderation -- their rules may be somewhat sensible, but they only apply them when they're least needed

edit: AND HOLY SHIT I WISH IREM MANAGEMENT WOULD LET ALL THIS PASSION FOR R TYPE FIND SOME OUTLET BESIDES APRIL FOOLS JOKES AND FUCKING STRATEGY GAMES

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 01:51:10 AM

yeah, it's kind of unbelievable, but what can you do

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=267790

let's see what GAF does

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 02:09:29 AM

well, mods merged my original and creative IREM ZOO thread with the LOLOL fucktard thread of people pretending game X is coming to system Y, LOLOL

so, I replaced all my posts with links to this thread

that'll be a few weeks in the clink

Title: Re: IREM ZOO
Post by: pilonv1 on April 01, 2008, 02:28:56 AM

:lol owned