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Title: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2008, 11:56:21 PM

Does nobody notice that teenagers die there every week!

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2008, 12:00:57 AM

I think there are jokey allusions to that in a few episodes.

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 01, 2008, 12:03:33 AM

The mayor has been covering it up. (That's a lame answer.)

anyway, welcome to 1997 and don't worry about Y2K.

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2008, 12:15:54 AM

I'm on Season Two.  I've been combining it with World of WarCraft for maximum effeciency (I can play it on the background and not really pay attention and still know what's happening!).

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: Eric P on April 01, 2008, 12:19:18 AM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 01, 2008, 12:03:33 AM

The mayor has been covering it up. (That's a lame answer.)

but a GREAT one.  i loved that season of buffy

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 12:22:54 AM

What episode are you up to, Will?

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2008, 12:25:24 AM

I Only Have Eyes For You.

It's kind of lame.  But - wow! - Sarah Michelle Gellar used to be so hot.  I can't believe what happened to her.

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2008, 12:27:28 AM

Sunnydale has a history of students and faculty dying, apparently.  What brought this on was seeing that teacher shot. :lol

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2008, 12:35:42 AM

Okay, I'm going to skip these obvious filler episodes to the two-part season finale.

Edit: HOLY CRAP! DEXTER'S GIRLFRIEND MADE ANGELUS!!! :o :o :o

She's even hotter as a vampyr!

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2008, 12:36:33 AM

Bloody bosom sucking!  Buffy vindicated!

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2008, 12:55:49 AM

Spike + Drusilla are pretty hot together

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2008, 12:56:32 AM

Fuck Dru, she's an annoying bitch.

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2008, 12:57:26 AM

fuck you.  if it weren't for crazy goth girls i wouldn't have any luck at all.

Title: Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 12:59:19 AM

You skipped season 1, will?  You missed the episode where Xander turns into a hyena and eats the principal.