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Title: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Christopher on April 01, 2008, 12:59:36 AM
the spark phase is always just too good to last  :-*
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Barry Egan on April 01, 2008, 01:03:50 AM
Be manipulative
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 01, 2008, 01:04:04 AM
My wife and I have "date night" at least two or three Fridays each month. I buy her flowers randomly, and just do random little things that make her smile.
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Mupepe on April 01, 2008, 01:07:21 AM
most people do it by cheating on each other.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2008, 01:09:33 AM
 :lol... :-\
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 01, 2008, 01:10:04 AM
I'm pretty passionate and energetic, she continues to amuse me. Over 3 years now and we're still in the honeymoon phase I guess.
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Christopher on April 01, 2008, 01:11:29 AM
the only thing I hate is how I talk way too much more than she does like I'll talk and she'll give me a one word answer bitch work with meeeee
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 01, 2008, 01:15:58 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on April 01, 2008, 01:04:04 AM
My wife and I have "date night" at least two or three Fridays each month. I buy her flowers randomly, and just do random little things that make her smile.

That's almost every Friday.  Anal seems like a more economical option.  
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 01, 2008, 01:17:55 AM
Quote from: Christopher on April 01, 2008, 01:11:29 AM
the only thing I hate is how I talk way too much more than she does like I'll talk and she'll give me a one word answer bitch work with meeeee

Dump her
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2008, 01:23:15 AM
I date a new girl every 3-4 weeks
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: xnikki118x on April 01, 2008, 01:28:49 AM
My boyfriend still creeps me the fuck out every now and again!

I don't know. We're so boring, honestly. We discussed it at his work today. We sit around or lay on his bed and watch Fresh Prince, or L&O, or something on Animal Planet.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2008, 03:07:15 AM
Shake things up with the 'Rodeo': Enter her gently from behind, then lean over and whisper softly in her ear: 'You have the fattest ass I have ever seen'
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Powerslave on April 01, 2008, 03:21:48 AM
Simple! We take a shower!   :lol :lol :lol :D :D :) :) :lol :lol :P :P :P :-* :spin :spin :hyper :hyper :dur :cookiem :cookiem :rofl :rofl :rofl :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :gun :gun :gun :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe :nuhuh :nuhuh :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :kylielaff :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :D :D :) :) :lol :lol :P :P :P :-* :spin :spin :hyper :hyper :dur :cookiem :cookiem :rofl :rofl :rofl :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :gun :gun :gun :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe :nuhuh :nuhuh :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :kylielaff :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :D :D :) :) :lol :lol :P :P :P :-* :spin :spin :hyper :hyper :dur :cookiem :cookiem :rofl :rofl :rofl :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :gun :gun :gun :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe :nuhuh :nuhuh :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :kylielaff :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :D :D :) :) :lol :lol :P :P :P :-* :spin :spin :hyper :hyper :dur :cookiem :cookiem :rofl :rofl :rofl :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :gun :gun :gun :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe :nuhuh :nuhuh :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :kylielaff :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Mupepe on April 01, 2008, 10:49:23 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2008, 03:07:15 AM
Shake things up with the 'Rodeo': Enter her gently from behind, then lean over and whisper softly in her ear: 'You have the fattest ass I have ever seen'
That's not a rodeo!

A rodeo is when you're doing a girl doggy style and you have a friend outside the room with a video camera and after a few minutes he busts in and yells "It's a rodeo bitch!  You got 8 seconds, hold on!" and while the girl is frantically trying to get away, you're trying to hold her down and stay inside of her.  If it slips out, you lose.
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 01, 2008, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 01, 2008, 10:49:23 AM
That's not a rodeo!

A rodeo is when you're doing a girl doggy style and you have a friend outside the room with a video camera and after a few minutes he busts in and yells "It's a rodeo bitch!  You got 8 seconds, hold on!" and while the girl is frantically trying to get away, you're trying to hold her down and stay inside of her.  If it slips out, you lose.

:lol

Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: hyp on April 01, 2008, 01:14:53 PM
get with someone who is your total opposite.  that'll keep things interesting.
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Post by: lordmaji on April 01, 2008, 01:22:48 PM
buttsecks.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 01, 2008, 03:28:40 PM
fisting  :punch
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Post by: Rman on April 01, 2008, 03:40:03 PM
Fostering shared interests helps, stuff you could do together like dancing, sailing, or something like that.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 01, 2008, 03:42:31 PM
Rock Band :rock
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 01, 2008, 03:44:16 PM
Thinking of new ways to explain the bruises/black eyes. :shh
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 01, 2008, 03:44:57 PM
Do things you wouldnt normally do.
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Eric P on April 01, 2008, 03:45:38 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 01, 2008, 03:44:57 PM
Do things you wouldnt normally do.

spend money on social programs?
Title: Re: So how do you guys keep your relationships fresh?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 01, 2008, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: Eric P on April 01, 2008, 03:45:38 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 01, 2008, 03:44:57 PM
Do things you wouldnt normally do.

spend money on social programs?

 :lol