THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 11:52:15 PM
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wtf
Ok, I'm "babysitting" my cousin because my aunt and uncle went to a business meeting in Florida. Since my parents are at work and my brothers are in various other places, I'm home alone with this thing, which just turned three.
My plan was simple: feed it, entertain it, put it to bed. I first started earlier today by buying him his favorite food ("RE RE I WANT MAC N CHEEGGGSSE") and renting his favorite movie (Pinocchio). He ate his food without complaint, and even ate the carrots I made for him. He played with his toys for a few hours, then wanted to watch his movie. I put it on for him. Everything was going swell.
Then around 6PM I I see him under a chair in the living room. I look under and what do you know, he's hiding something - he spilled grape juice all over a magazine and decided to remedy it by hiding the evidence; in the process he got grape juice all on the carpet.
Me: what are you doing? is that juice?
Drew: I sorry Re Re. I sorry. I swipped
Me: you slipped?
Drew: I swipped and then and then and then, I'm sorry
Me: Fine, ok. No more juice ok, only water ok? Are you tired?
Drew: no...
Me: Why don't you play your DS in the bed
Drew: OK
Flash forward to a few minutes ago. I had put him to bed; he was sleeping while I did some homework. Then I came downstairs to waste time on the computer. I heard him walking around upstairs but figured he was just looking for his toys. Eventually I headed upstairs and smelled bananas...so I look in the fruit basket and notice all 5 bananas are gone. I look in the trash and there are five half peeled bananas in there, each with one little bite mark. The fucking bananas were STILL GREEN omg.
Me: Drew did you bite the bananas?
Drew: they was broken
Me: what?
Drew: they was broken *cries*
Me: they weren't ripe, you shouldn't eat them when they're green...
:maf :-\ :'(
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Well clearly you should have been guarding your bananas instead of playing with your banana at the pc!
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He calls you "re-re"? Does he know how appropriate that is!?
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All my little cousins call me that - my name is Maurice, hence "Re Re" :-\
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:rofl
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You should have entertained him with your bag of boob cutouts.
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yeah, i read superhero comics with my daughter with the crotch bulges cut out
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Aw I think Re Re is a cute nickname!
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yeah sometimes kids pull the wackiest shit. i was babysitting 2 kids yesterday who i babysit pretty regularly. both girls, 2 and 5. after we finished eating lunch i put a movie on for them as a distraction so i could clean the kitchen. when i'm finished and i come back into the living room, the 5 year old is putting orange juice from the 2 year old's bottle INTO HER HAIR.
me: no! no no no... cristina, that has sugar in it! that is really bad!
cristina: *blinks, drops bottle on the floor*
me: ok. no more juice. only water.
cristina had put some in her hair too, so then she says:
cristina: i need a hair dryer!
me: no. please go wash your hair in the bathroom. with some water... and valentina, let's wash your hair too?
vale: uh-uh. mama.
me: only mama? please come with me.
vale: UH-UH, MAMA.
:-\
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Have we discussed this here yet? (http://www.local6.com/news/15757528/detail.html)
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no, she only wanted her mom to wash her hair. she doesn't like me to do any of the stuff like changing her diaper, washing her face, dressing her, etc. her mom has to do all that stuff before she leaves. she only wants to eat and play when i'm around.
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You could change my diaper, cloud.
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You could change my diaper, cloud.
:rofl
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Have we discussed this here yet? (http://www.local6.com/news/15757528/detail.html)
SMH. Damn dude, for a time out? :wtf
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(http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/wckac_usdvd.jpg)
that movie rules
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Is that Ray-Ray or Ree-Ree?
either way lol
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maybe you should be more attentive when you're babysitting :omg
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Second day has gone much smoother, although he called me like 10 times while I was in class. After I got out I taught him how to sweep the floor and fold clothes, then we went outside and bagged the leaves.
After that he wanted to watch Harry Potter, and kept asking me if Harry and Hermonie were brothers. Eventually I had to read a few chapters of the first book to him so he'd believe me.
Now he's sleep. :bow
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Wow, teaching the kid to sweep floors and bag leafs. I bet he's going to look forward to seeing you next holiday.
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Drew: Harry and Monie are brother and sister
Me: no, no they're no...
Drew: but but, Monie's hair looks like Harry's
Me: My hair looks like yours. Am I your brother?
Drew: YES
Me: No, I'm not
Drew: oh...
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Maybe he meant brother as in bro. Did he try and fist bop you while saying that?
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What :lol
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Drew: Harry and Monie are brother and sister
Me: no, no they're no...
Drew: but but, Monie's hair looks like Harry's
Me: My hair looks like yours. Am I your brother?
Drew: YES
Me: No, I'm not
Drew: oh...
owned :lol
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re re
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As soon as I saw RE RE I pissed my pants laughing.
This thread is full of hilarity.
Time for a smoke.
:lol