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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on April 03, 2008, 03:53:45 PM

Title: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 03, 2008, 03:53:45 PM: I was getting a red bull and a nutri-grain to fuel my work episode and this motherfucker is at the counter ordering a donut. There's only two kinds of donuts there, chocolate, and plain frosted. The are named Old Fashioned by the store. Instead of just asking for a goddamned donut he goes all serious "Ill have the OLD FASHIONED donut"

Jesus christ, I hate the terms Old Fashioned and FOLKS. A donut is a donut.
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: MCD on April 03, 2008, 03:54:47 PM: different SKUs.
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 03, 2008, 03:57:10 PM: NO WRAPPER! CUSTOMER ISNT ASKING FOR SKU HES ASKING FOR EITHER A DONUT OR A CHOCOLATE DONUT! OLD FASHIONED IS FUKING STUIPID ORDER THE FUKIN DONUT ITS NOT QUAINT GODDAMNIT
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: Robo on April 03, 2008, 04:00:08 PM: Does this fall under "white whine", in spite of MAF's ethnicity?
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2008, 04:00:25 PM: They are both donuts. One's chocolate and ones OLD FASHIONED.
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: Robo on April 03, 2008, 04:01:54 PM: MAF goes to TGIFridays, and he doesn't want the ROAST EM TOAST EM FIREBRAND PORTERHOUSE STEAK-A-MA-BOB, he just wants a motherfucking porterhouse.
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 03, 2008, 04:02:02 PM: I think what made me mad is how proud he was of his choice, and how he over enunciated every bit of Old Fashioned Donut and even snuck in some enthusiasm at the end of the word Donut to show how FUCKING PUMPED HE WAS.
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: Eric P on April 03, 2008, 04:02:38 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on April 03, 2008, 04:00:08 PM
Does this fall under "white whine", in spite of MAF's ethnicity?

MAF IS PIGMENTALLY ENHANCED?
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 03, 2008, 04:06:48 PM: no im white, im just a little japanese, mostly white. Im totally up in the white whine
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: border on April 03, 2008, 04:12:25 PM: [youtube=425,350]XCumH8LRo1A[/youtube]

Damned donut people!
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: Eric P on April 03, 2008, 04:12:50 PM: Quote from: Gamestop Employee #18384 on April 03, 2008, 04:06:48 PM
no im white, im just a little japanese, mostly white. Im totally up in the white whine

aren't they all?

wakka wakka
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: bagofeyes on April 03, 2008, 04:26:46 PM: make peace with these donut people
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2008, 04:47:02 PM: Quote from: Gamestop Employee #18384 on April 03, 2008, 04:06:48 PM
no im white, im just a little japanese, mostly white. Im totally up in the white whine

I thought you were blasian!
Title: Re: I hate these donut buying fuckers
Post by: T234 on April 03, 2008, 05:11:15 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 03, 2008, 04:47:02 PM
Quote from: Gamestop Employee #18384 on April 03, 2008, 04:06:48 PM
no im white, im just a little japanese, mostly white. Im totally up in the white whine

I thought you were blasian!
:beezy