General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 04, 2008, 03:49:54 AM
Title: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 04, 2008, 03:49:54 AM
When you've been going out with someone for a few weeks--you're not "dating," per se--at least not officially--but you're going out, and having a fun enough time, and maybe even making kissy face from time to time. But then whatever initial spark there was dies out, but you're still going out out of momentum and force of habit, and things get increasingly awkward and distant.
And then you have the moment at the end of a date where you say, "Well, I'll see you soon!" But you know it's a lie. What you really mean is, "I'm never going to see you again." And what's worse is that she knows that that's what you mean, and you know that she knows. At least when relationships break up, it's long and drawn out and discussed and hashed out over and over again. With the Last Date, there is literally a moment when you have to admit to yourself that, honestly and absolutely, you are never going to see this person again.
FUCCCCCK :gloomy
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 04, 2008, 03:51:55 AM
Man up, bitch.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 03:52:48 AM
nothing wrong with fuck buddies
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2008, 03:53:23 AM
You need some time off from women, dude. You're like a comic strip at this point. Use some time to feel good about yourself without some Asian broad!
You'll find someone that you get along with and makes you feel special. And that person will think the same. Then you'll make babies and/or butt sex and it'll be beautiful.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: FatalT on April 04, 2008, 03:53:49 AM
You'll get over it. Then you'll fantasize about things you should have done differently or things you should have said. I still think about what the hell happened when I went on a date with a girl from work to see a movie. There was a certain moment where we both just turned to each other and it turned awkward. Looking back, I'm pretty sure she was getting ready for a kiss, but at the time I didn't realize it. Meh, she's slightly bitchy and has way too much motivation for college and work anyways. No loss.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 03:54:03 AM
just rub one out real quick, you'll get over it
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 04, 2008, 03:55:00 AM
Do as Wilco says. Pussy comes and goes.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: FatalT on April 04, 2008, 03:55:07 AM
Temporary solution to a nonexistent problem. You have a superb sense of thinking good sir!
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2008, 03:55:55 AM
If Buffy the Vampire Slayer has taught me anything, it's that relationships are disposable and new, more convoluted romantic entanglements will blossom!
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 03:56:05 AM
she'll be dead anyway by next month, you'll get over it
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: FatalT on April 04, 2008, 03:58:06 AM
If Buffy the Vampire Slayer has taught me anything, it's that relationships are disposable and new, more convoluted romantic entanglements will blossom!
You go girl! You lower that pussy from the pedestal!
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 03:58:35 AM
she probably has horrible cooking anyway, you'll get over it
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 04:00:35 AM
she's probably a bad lay, you'll get over it
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 04, 2008, 04:00:41 AM
she wasn't even Asian!
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: FatalT on April 04, 2008, 04:01:17 AM
She had herpes. I heard it from a guy down the street.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2008, 04:01:25 AM
She was only half-Asian?
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 04:01:51 AM
she's a white chick in OC? definitely has the herpes, you'll get over it
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 04, 2008, 04:03:46 AM
Man, at least I know not to even bother.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 04:04:13 AM
cajole's gay, patel, you'll get over it
he won't
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 04, 2008, 04:05:21 AM
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 04:05:57 AM
stop hitting on me, gaywad
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 04, 2008, 04:07:29 AM
i can't help it
it's what gays do
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
It does indeed suck, but it's always best to end the relationship before she does; that way you don't take the emotional loss and she's unable to string you along with ambiguous winks/smiles in the future.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Powerslave on April 04, 2008, 11:58:12 AM
I haven't seen this movie yet.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2008, 12:10:36 PM
Yeah, that moment does suck. but luckily, i end up usually slightly hating the girl by that point so that when we completely stop communicating I don't give a shit.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: hyp on April 04, 2008, 01:17:32 PM
did she let you stick the head in at least?
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: tiesto on April 04, 2008, 03:52:03 PM
Try totally ignoring her, and then calling back in a few weeks... see where that gets you.
I did this strategy, and now have a date with a girl who called stuff off between us like a month ago, this Saturday. Nervous as hell to see where it's gonna go. Unfortunately the cat is now out of the bag, she knows I like her, and I got speeches about how nice I am :(
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2008, 03:53:54 PM
That'll make him look desperate though. If she wants to play games, forget her. Maybe she'll come crawling back to you, but good lord don't crawl to her
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: The Sceneman on April 04, 2008, 08:41:19 PM
pussy aint got no face
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 04, 2008, 09:07:14 PM
I don't even want to date her or sleep with her or get back together with her! Guys!
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: demi on April 04, 2008, 09:39:11 PM
sounds like you got over her, you'll get over it
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2008, 09:40:52 PM
Worthless thread confirmed
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2008, 12:39:37 AM
This sounds like a Zach Braff movie, Patel. Sounds to me like you're in need of a Dr. Duke visit to your neck of the woods. We'll go out drinking so much that you'll no longer know yer own name, much less who you were dating, and then...
BAM!
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'll steal your computer and find out what Blizzard is working on. No, really.
[close]
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: T234 on April 05, 2008, 12:49:48 AM
Who the fuck needs to steal anything to figure that out? It's not rocket science.
Title: Re: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2008, 01:03:54 AM