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Title: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2008, 05:18:16 AM
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And I got diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. Which resulted in me buying workout clothes, vitamins, a gym membership and hiring a personal trainer to whip my ass for not talking all you good folks advice for years.

Tonight was the my first work out. I pedaled for 20 minutes – followed by about an hour and ten minutes on the various weightlifting equipment doing reps. God, I forgot how much I loved a great work out in a gym. I feel the burn and the aches – but I’m also hydrating and enjoying warm showers. I’m following the diets and my wife is joining me on this journey – but just as many would feel this Diabetes thing was bad news, I feel that unfortunately it’s exactly what I needed to make the rest of the changes I needed – to add urgency to it all. In a way, I love this.

Harry <3 diabetes!
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: demi on April 05, 2008, 05:20:19 AM
You're next
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 05, 2008, 05:28:28 AM
I'm actually surprised he didn't have diabetes previously.  His bloods gotta be thicker then maple syrup already.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Eric P on April 05, 2008, 07:55:14 AM
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God, I forgot how much I loved a great work out in a gym.

...so there was a buff harry knowles in the past?
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Barry Egan on April 05, 2008, 08:00:03 AM
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God, I forgot how much I loved a great work out in a gym.

...so there was a buff harry knowles in the past?

If we're going by the Harry Knowles standard for 'great workout', than I guess we could also go by the Harry Knowles standard for 'buff', in which case yes there was.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Mupepe on April 05, 2008, 08:06:04 AM
He probably peeled an orange and felt satisfied for the day.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 05, 2008, 10:13:58 AM
that dude is every cliche about fandom sprung to life, i have known guys just like him all my life, he probably really believes he used to work out in some fantasy setting of gnomes and faeries that is only accessible in the window of time between presses of the snooze button

i would bet any amount of money he hasn't even watched 75% of the obscure movies he raves over

he and his father used to peddle movie memorabilia and comics and other general nerdery, and i can state with conviction that every one of those people are crooks in one way or another
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2008, 12:31:30 PM
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God, I forgot how much I loved a great work out in a gym.

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God, I forgot how much I loved a great work out in a gym.

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God, I forgot how much I loved a great work out in a gym.

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God, I forgot how much I loved a great work out in a gym.

 :lol
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Bloodwake on April 05, 2008, 12:37:34 PM
Wow.


I'm speechless.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 01:27:49 PM
 :lol :lol I see Harry Knowels every now and then around town. That fat ass probably couldnt even fit through a gym door. He's disgusting. He tells people the reason he cant walk is because some movie memorabilia fell on his legs. Give me a fucking break. I have seen him get out of of his fat ass chair before. He is just too fucking fat to walk,
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 01:43:48 PM
His wife gained about 20 pounds within the months they got married
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Rman on April 05, 2008, 02:27:34 PM
Not surprising as obesity is a precursor to diabetes.  Best of luck to him.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
(http://a291.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_7c458ed6aaa36ad78de5df3daa215b92.jpg)
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 02:47:30 PM
I like how his dad has to push him around.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2008, 05:13:57 PM
That's his wife to the left right? Holy shit she gained weight. I bet he's transmitted around 30 pounds to her through osmosis while having sex.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: cloudwalking on April 05, 2008, 05:15:50 PM
That's his wife to the left right? Holy shit she gained weight. I bet he's transmitted around 30 pounds to her through osmosis while having sex.

yeah that's her. i like how he pretty much eclipses her in that photo.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Shuri on April 05, 2008, 05:18:19 PM
wasnt his wife pretty cute.

Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 05, 2008, 05:19:18 PM
She's a moon and he's Jupiter.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2008, 05:21:54 PM
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Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: TVC15 on April 05, 2008, 05:41:43 PM
:lol :lol I see Harry Knowels every now and then around town. That fat ass probably couldnt even fit through a gym door. He's disgusting. He tells people the reason he cant walk is because some movie memorabilia fell on his legs. Give me a fucking break. I have seen him get out of of his fat ass chair before. He is just too fucking fat to walk,

Is there any reason he doesn't get one of the variety of available weight loss surgeries?  He certainly has the money.  Does he just lack the self-control to do the prep for the surgery, which involves proving to doctors that you can follow a basic fucking diet?
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2008, 05:55:53 PM
My neighbor had that surgery a few months ago. Now she's fatter than ever, and extremely sick apparently. Same thing happened to one of my aunts, who had the surgery then would basically eat a cake every fucking day courtesy of her ex husband, who was trying to kill her; she's got diabetes
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 06:06:27 PM
:lol :lol I see Harry Knowels every now and then around town. That fat ass probably couldnt even fit through a gym door. He's disgusting. He tells people the reason he cant walk is because some movie memorabilia fell on his legs. Give me a fucking break. I have seen him get out of of his fat ass chair before. He is just too fucking fat to walk,

Is there any reason he doesn't get one of the variety of available weight loss surgeries?  He certainly has the money.  Does he just lack the self-control to do the prep for the surgery, which involves proving to doctors that you can follow a basic fucking diet?

If he has the money he doesnt seem to act like it. He always wears those tacky t-shirts or Hawaiian shirts and like I said his dad always pushes him around.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2008, 06:08:53 PM
How does his dad look while pushing him around? That must be embarrassing; sure he's fat, but I refuse to believe that he's unable to fucking walk around
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 06:09:31 PM
His dad is like a 70 year old version of him. Heavy set and has a beard.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: TVC15 on April 05, 2008, 06:15:24 PM
:lol :lol I see Harry Knowels every now and then around town. That fat ass probably couldnt even fit through a gym door. He's disgusting. He tells people the reason he cant walk is because some movie memorabilia fell on his legs. Give me a fucking break. I have seen him get out of of his fat ass chair before. He is just too fucking fat to walk,

Is there any reason he doesn't get one of the variety of available weight loss surgeries?  He certainly has the money.  Does he just lack the self-control to do the prep for the surgery, which involves proving to doctors that you can follow a basic fucking diet?

If he has the money he doesnt seem to act like it. He always wears those tacky t-shirts or Hawaiian shirts and like I said his dad always pushes him around.

I assumed those were generally just the only sort of items that came in his size. 
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 05, 2008, 06:20:22 PM
well, those, and boy scout tents
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: FancyFeast on April 05, 2008, 09:13:52 PM
Let's go congratulate him i their chatroom.

http://www.aintitcool.com/chat
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: FancyFeast on April 05, 2008, 09:14:29 PM
ok im in, i need backup.
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 05, 2008, 11:24:10 PM
It took diabetes to make this corpulent whale realize he was fat? Does he have a fucking funhouse mirror at home or what

:piss fat people :piss2
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 05, 2008, 11:32:14 PM
My neighbor had that surgery a few months ago. Now she's fatter than ever, and extremely sick apparently. Same thing happened to one of my aunts, who had the surgery then would basically eat a cake every fucking day courtesy of her ex husband, who was trying to kill her; she's got diabetes
I thought you could only gain weight if you drank a lot of beverages with high calories? Anyway it seems people have this surgery pass their addiction to something else like alcohol. /Oprah
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Tauntaun on April 05, 2008, 11:40:34 PM
He looks like Devin from Strapping Young Lad

(http://www.hevydevy.com/livepics/2005/large/SR_worcester02.jpg)
Title: Re: Harry Knowles has - shocker! - diabetes and FEELS THE BURN
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2008, 12:51:17 AM
My neighbor had that surgery a few months ago. Now she's fatter than ever, and extremely sick apparently. Same thing happened to one of my aunts, who had the surgery then would basically eat a cake every fucking day courtesy of her ex husband, who was trying to kill her; she's got diabetes
I thought you could only gain weight if you drank a lot of beverages with high calories? Anyway it seems people have this surgery pass their addiction to something else like alcohol. /Oprah

iirc she had some hemorrhage problems due to all the shit she was stuffing into her new stomach. You'd think that the possibility of death would convince people to take the diet seriously