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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on April 05, 2008, 12:03:11 PM

Title: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: Mupepe on April 05, 2008, 12:03:11 PM
when you order food and ask someone if they want anything, they say no, and then when your food comes "can i have some?"

NO

FUCK YOU

GOD FUCKING DAMN I FUCKING HATE YOU
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 05, 2008, 12:14:34 PM
don't respond, just continue eating, don't even look at them

when you are finished, burp long and loud and at the end of the burp ask them if they said something
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: Bloodwake on April 05, 2008, 12:39:10 PM
This is where I usually go " I just fucking offered to buy you something"

And then I show them this:

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Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2008, 12:42:46 PM
CrystalGemini does this ALL the time, but she's good about sharing, so I don't mind as much.
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: tiesto on April 05, 2008, 01:38:19 PM
I hate when you're on a date with a girl, she orders the most lavish, expensive, and largest meal on the menu... then takes 2 bites, doesn't eat any more, and doesn't take the rest home in a doggy bag. My ex pulled this shit all the time, it was so obnoxious.
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: bud on April 05, 2008, 04:50:19 PM
you know what i fucking hate? this one time i was eating with some friends and this cunt finishes his food before i do, and then asks me if he can have some of my food. fucking motherfuckerfgsfgtjsdahnkjhsfbg
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 05, 2008, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on April 05, 2008, 12:14:34 PM
don't respond, just continue eating, don't even look at them

when you are finished, burp long and loud and at the end of the burp ask them if they said something

Also, leave a bit leftover and throw it in the garbage in their presence.
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: The Sceneman on April 06, 2008, 10:13:07 AM
Quote from: tiesto on April 05, 2008, 01:38:19 PM
I hate when you're on a date with a girl, she orders the most lavish, expensive, and largest meal on the menu... then takes 2 bites, doesn't eat any more, and doesn't take the rest home in a doggy bag. My ex pulled this shit all the time, it was so obnoxious.

sounds familiar, I hate women
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: Powerslave on April 06, 2008, 10:44:07 AM
None of this ever happened to me. I don't interact with assholes.
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 06, 2008, 06:26:11 PM
That's why I lick all my food once it arrives. :cookiem
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: demi on April 06, 2008, 07:16:38 PM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on April 06, 2008, 06:26:11 PM
That's why I lick all my food once it arrives. :cookiem

I've eaten worse
Title: Re: don't you fucking hate...
Post by: Raban on April 06, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: demi on April 06, 2008, 07:16:38 PM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on April 06, 2008, 06:26:11 PM
That's why I lick all my food once it arrives. :cookiem

I've eaten worse

Nevermind, it's too easy.