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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:03:19 PM

Title: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:03:19 PM
Whatever path you choose, bio-luminescent plants light light the faces of the new Locust Kantus enemies. These monk-like devils hum low and droning chants that can be focused into sonic attacks against you. They wield weapons like the new Gorgon burst pistol and poison grenades, both of which can become part of your arsenal if you play your cards right.

Along the way, you may not have access to stable cover anymore, so you'll have to make do with the moving kind. Massive Locust rock worms will emerge from the cavern walls during battle, guided by the Kantus' chanting.


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FYI, a Kantor is a synagogue member who sings to the jewish congregation.  They usually are fantastic singers btw.

Kantus = Kantor?



Seems so.  Time to stomp me some chanting Kantus.
(http://www.gamerhelp.com/images/content_images/114701-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:07:37 PM
FancyFeast lead the fight against good topics? Seems so.


Bite me bishtits.

(http://op-for.com/starship%20troopers.jpg)

Much of scifi is politically driven.  Politics that would be unmentionable if allegory was not used carefully.  Star Trek, Star Wars etc...
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:08:19 PM
Evil Singing FancyFeast leading the fight against good topics? Seems so.


Wait, let me guess, someone hacked your account again right?

I'm FancyFeast.
And I endorse this thread.   :usacry
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 07, 2008, 11:08:48 PM
Another shitty topic courtesy of FancyFeast.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:09:52 PM
You can't all be this obtuse?  Can you?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 07, 2008, 11:10:14 PM
Bad thread, or Worst Thread Ever?  :chicken
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: TVC15 on April 07, 2008, 11:14:25 PM
I don't think cantors are exclusively jewish.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 07, 2008, 11:20:23 PM
Cantor is Latin for singer. OMG, Gears of War is anti-latin!  :o
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:22:00 PM
I don't think cantors are exclusively jewish.
This is what I got from wikipedia:

* The Latin word for singer, e.g. the main singer of a cantus
* Hazzan, in Judaism, the English name for a professional singer who leads prayer services (Kantor is a frequently noted jewish patronym)
* Cantor (church), an ecclesiastical officer leading liturgical music in several branches of the Christian Church

The only one with a K is the jew.  I felt the first game had some interesting undertones, so whaen i read this news I immediately thought of the jewish singers, Kantors.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 07, 2008, 11:22:31 PM
FancyFeast is also Arabic for distinguished mentally-challenged. :o

It's all making sense now. :omg
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: TVC15 on April 07, 2008, 11:22:37 PM
Cantor is Latin for singer. OMG, Gears of War is anti-latin!  :o

Yes, it is Latin, which means the term probably isn't used in Judaism at all.  I should have thought of that.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: drohne on April 07, 2008, 11:22:41 PM
you're red cloak aren't you :-\
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: demi on April 07, 2008, 11:23:07 PM
you're red cloak aren't you :-\

Worst kept secret since MS Wagglewad?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:23:20 PM
Cantor is Latin for singer. OMG, Gears of War is anti-latin!  :o


Who could foget about the ruthless anti-Latin headstompers of the late 1700s?

Come on nigg, this isn't rocket science.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:23:34 PM
you're red cloak aren't you :-\

Worst kept secret since MS Wagglewad?

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:24:04 PM
Resistance is all about white power too.

And shocker, most anime is very racist.  :o
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: MCD on April 07, 2008, 11:26:04 PM
you're red cloak aren't you :-\
took you that long to figure it out?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 07, 2008, 11:26:56 PM
Is red cloak an OA thing? :-\
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:28:06 PM
:-\
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: drohne on April 07, 2008, 11:28:17 PM
he was indistinguishable from any other oa xbot as long as he kept the psuedo-freudian analyses under wraps  :-\
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:29:02 PM
he was indistinguishable from any other oa xbot as long as he kept the psuedo-freudian analyses under wraps  :-\

 :-\ :-\ guilty  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: y2kev on April 07, 2008, 11:29:55 PM
omg  :lol
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
omg  :lol

Fuck ownzorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: demi on April 07, 2008, 11:31:10 PM
Did you ever finish the first one, or was it too scary for you?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: MCD on April 07, 2008, 11:32:55 PM
are you fanciful joe too?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:33:15 PM
Did you ever finish the first one, or was it too scary for you?

Beat it two weeks ago.

It is 3rd person, so I was able to handle it.

Condemned and Bioshock, being 1st person are too much.  That makes me think I can handle Dark Sector possibly.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:33:34 PM
are you fanciful joe too?

I don't know about that...
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Eric P on April 07, 2008, 11:46:27 PM
Quote
Politics that would be unmentionable if allegory was not used carefully.  Star Trek, Star Wars etc...

wait

what huge political allegory was george lucas hiding in star wars that he didn't have the guts to come out and state publicly?

Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 07, 2008, 11:49:07 PM
wait

what huge political allegory was george lucas hiding in star wars that he didn't have the guts to come out and state publicly?



Watch the end of 'Truimph of Will'

Then watch the end of the original 'Star Wars'.


If you were being sarcastic, then I didn't catch it...
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: TVC15 on April 07, 2008, 11:52:13 PM
Imitating a scene from an extremely famous movie = political allegory?  You'd have a better chance of convincing me that Attack of the Clones is commentary on Mexicans invading the US south.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Eric P on April 07, 2008, 11:52:55 PM
hold on

but he also pulled images from dam busters, a pro-english fighting film

IS HE HIDING TWO SEPARATE IDEOLOGIES IN HIS FILMS?

or could he just be, you know, taking what looks cool and putting it into his film

kind of like he did with joseph campbell's archetype research to craft the story?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: drohne on April 07, 2008, 11:54:26 PM
dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 07, 2008, 11:55:25 PM
dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

:lol
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: drohne on April 07, 2008, 11:55:48 PM
palpatine = palpate = materialistic jewish theories like communism and psychoanalysis
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 07, 2008, 11:56:32 PM
wtf, this thread is valid.

I don't think cantors are exclusively jewish.
This is what I got from wikipedia:

* The Latin word for singer, e.g. the main singer of a cantus
* Hazzan, in Judaism, the English name for a professional singer who leads prayer services (Kantor is a frequently noted jewish patronym)
* Cantor (church), an ecclesiastical officer leading liturgical music in several branches of the Christian Church

The only one with a K is the jew.  I felt the first game had some interesting undertones, so whaen i read this news I immediately thought of the jewish singers, Kantors.


What'd you notice in the first game?


edit: Fuck I didn't know he was from OA at all

dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

:rofl
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Eric P on April 07, 2008, 11:58:36 PM
dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

so is the new trilogy post colonial white guilt?

the white man creates the sexualized warrior black man by turning annakin into vader?

the orphaned and alone boy who is enslaved by the flying blue jews (the guy from the junk yard) is rescued, inducted into a secret society, whose teachings he rejects for moral reasons, becomes the enemy there of and destroys himself to become this warrior nubian?

george lucas is a genius not seen since kipling
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 07, 2008, 11:58:52 PM
the bumbling orthodoxy of the exclusively white stormtroopers -- not to mention the name -- is clearly a commentary on the militarized post-weimar society
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: y2kev on April 08, 2008, 12:00:46 AM
dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

omg omg omg  :lol :lol :lol

the bumbling orthodoxy of the exclusively white stormtroopers -- not to mention the name -- is clearly a commentary on the militarized post-weimar society
:rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 12:01:47 AM
Also, Han Solo was a dog fucker.

(http://kimskorner.zed1.net/albums/Answers/chewbacca.jpg)
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 08, 2008, 12:04:58 AM
Bad thread, or Worst Thread Ever?  :chicken
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Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: TVC15 on April 08, 2008, 12:05:13 AM
Wookies don't even have anything to fuck.  We see it all during the course of the movies, and there's not an orifice to be depucelated.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 12:12:52 AM
Wookies don't even have anything to fuck.  We see it all during the course of the movies, and there's not an orifice to be depucelated.

Roll him around in the Sarlac Pit and aim for the wet spot.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:26:12 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 08, 2008, 12:27:53 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Seems like EB enjoyed this thead though.   :lol
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 08, 2008, 12:28:09 AM
Oh come on
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 12:28:46 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Huh?  Man you are an uptight bunch.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:33:06 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Seems like EB enjoyed this thead though.   :lol

Hence why Fancy Feast is not banned, nor is this thread locked.   :-*
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 12:36:17 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Seems like EB enjoyed this thead though.   :lol

Hence why Fancy Feast is not banned, nor is this thread locked.  But I haven't checked for reported posts yet.


Go fuck yourself.   :-*




Ah that felt good, but more importantly, if a thread like this is intolerable then I have desire to post here anymore.  Strike 3 for Zipa Tony.  Later....
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 08, 2008, 12:38:26 AM
What the fuck
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:40:27 AM
Fancy Feast, I get more reported posts about your posts than anyone else.  Your shit isn't locked nor are you banned, I am being quite fair.  YOU go fuck yourself.  With a 360 waggle controller.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: demi on April 08, 2008, 12:40:48 AM
Bye
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:41:39 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

What about the Dark Sector thread?

What about it?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 08, 2008, 12:42:36 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 08, 2008, 12:43:49 AM
Trolling mods is fun but only when it's done tastefully. 
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 12:45:53 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

What about the Dark Sector thread?

What about it?

Nothing, he is making shit up.

I don't care to be threatened at a message board with bans.  Don't box me in.  This obviously isn't a place I would be comfortable posting, because I thought today's thread was fun and unique.


So yea, maybe not 'go fuck yourself', but 'good day sir'.


Later Demi...
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: MCD on April 08, 2008, 12:46:35 AM
bye fancy.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:49:51 AM
Look, feel free to post whatever you want, but I am asking you to stop with stuff like this and the Kittonwy thread in the gaming forum.  This ain't GAF, man...fuck I told you I have gotten complaints about your posts, but you notice you are still here, this thread isn't locked, and you weren't banned for telling a mod to *gasp* go fuck himself!   :o  So do whatever, we're pretty relaxed here but some shit isn't going to fly.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:52:11 AM
Yeah...so....what about it?
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 08, 2008, 12:52:45 AM
Shit is getting too real
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: MCD on April 08, 2008, 12:53:07 AM
Yeah...so....what about it?
that's worse than this mr. mod.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: demi on April 08, 2008, 12:53:49 AM

lyte edge is gaffing up this thread, go away
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:54:55 AM
It's a dog's ass.  Seems to sum up the game from what I've heard about it lolz lolz.

EDIT: DEMI, BANNED.   :maf   PERMA.  :maf :maf  GAF?  :maf :maf :maf
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: MCD on April 08, 2008, 12:55:36 AM
furry confirmed.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: demi on April 08, 2008, 12:56:22 AM
It's a dog's ass.  Seems to sum up the game from what I've heard about it lolz lolz.

EDIT: DEMI, BANNED.   :maf   PERMA.  :maf :maf  GAF?  :maf :maf :maf

i'll suck your cock, fatty
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: bork on April 08, 2008, 12:58:39 AM
 :o
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 01:07:44 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

What about the Dark Sector thread?

What about it?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=19128.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=19128.0)


There were 2 dark Sector threads on the frontpage, I made that thread to complete the trilogy.


I think that stuff is funny.  Maybe not for everyone but if it isn't going to fly here then this place isn't for me.  I come from a zero moderation mindset.  I'm old school OA, back from 2001.  I left because I felt I need ot grow up a bit, but shit I'm still going to fuck around.  This is a message board...
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: demi on April 08, 2008, 01:09:18 AM
shut up you drama cigarillo
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 01:10:57 AM
shut up you drama cigarillo

you are right.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 08, 2008, 01:12:18 AM
Will you stop PMSing and just say fuck it? Who cares about this fight, stay if you want or don't or what have you
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 01:13:08 AM
Will you stop PMSing and just say fuck it? Who cares about this fight, stay if you want or don't or what have you

Are you a moderator?

Go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: calcifer on April 08, 2008, 01:14:18 AM
I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

can i have his thread posting privileges once he's banned, please?  :-*
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 08, 2008, 01:14:43 AM
Will you stop PMSing and just say fuck it? Who cares about this fight, stay if you want or don't or what have you

Are you a moderator?

Go fuck yourself.

Wasn't I sorta defending you lol

Who cares who's a mod.
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 08, 2008, 01:16:37 AM
Quit trolling this Gears of War thread, calcifer, you fucking sonybot. I've reported your post to a moderator.  ::)
Title: Re: Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix
Post by: FancyFeast on April 08, 2008, 01:17:00 AM
sigh, ok i'm gone for a while.  This has been uuugly.