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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2006, 08:30:09 PM

Title: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2006, 08:30:09 PM
...I'm fuckin' voting straight ticket Republican and the nation's well-being be DAMNED.  >:(

DO NOT CALL ME AT HOME YOU FUCKING POLITICAL ASSHATS.

 :P anyone else wanna share in the love :P
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2006, 08:38:44 PM
BORAT BORAT BORAT
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 05, 2006, 08:39:13 PM
A vote for Borat is a vote for FREEDOM.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 08:47:26 PM
I dont know why they think WA is gonna turn Republican THIS election period lol
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2006, 08:52:02 PM
yeah, blows my mind. this area is bluer than willco's balls.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: brawndolicious on November 05, 2006, 08:58:23 PM
We get called by Schwarzenegger's machines these days.  I just hang up.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 05, 2006, 09:09:48 PM
A vote for Borat is a vote for FREEDOM.

NIIIICE I LIKE WA WA WEE WA
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: xnikki118x on November 06, 2006, 01:49:06 AM
Bill Clinton called my house this morning. My gram hung up on him.  :D
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 06, 2006, 01:59:07 AM
Bill Clinton was nice, but my favorite call was from Arnold when i was at my moms house. She thought it was an impersonator and was calling him out. It was funny.

Tommorrow i expect a assloads of calls.

I dont know who i'm voting for.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: Mandark on November 06, 2006, 02:02:12 AM
The National Republican Congressional Committee is actually calling people with recorded messages that sound like they're from Democratic candidates, in the hopes that people will get so sick of it, they'll vote Republican or stay home out of spite.

Oh, how I wish I were making this up. (http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=automated+calls&btnG=Search+News)
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: brawndolicious on November 06, 2006, 03:43:58 AM
OMFG.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 06, 2006, 09:24:07 AM
That's so unbelieveably awesome, I would give them a vote just for that.*

*If they weren't likey to, you know, send the US down the shitter. :(
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: APF on November 06, 2006, 11:51:51 AM
I believe those calls don't actually sound like they're from Dem candidates, it's just that people tend to hang-up on these automatic calls the instant they realize they're from a political campaign.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: shedt on November 06, 2006, 12:11:46 PM
As a canadian, man, that's crazy shit. I can't believe one of your parties is calling people leading them on to beleive they are the other party. that's crazy.

Should that not be illegal?
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: Cheebs on November 06, 2006, 12:24:28 PM
Dirty politics is widely used in America. On both sides.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: APF on November 06, 2006, 12:46:39 PM
Even worse is when Republicans use contrasting music in their campaign commercials--WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS A CODED MESSAGE SENDING A SHOUT-OUT TO THE KKKLAN.  Klan members love contrasting BG music more than they love ... uh... racism, I guess. 

Fucking evil bastards.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: Cheebs on November 06, 2006, 12:49:03 PM
I don't see a ton of negative ad's here in MI. The GOP candidate against Stabenow for Senate keeps running ad's saying if you want change in the Senate to vote for him talking about how out of touch the senate is. Which is the funniest thing in the world, the Senate is Republican controlled!  :lol
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: brawndolicious on November 06, 2006, 03:35:38 PM
I believe those calls don't actually sound like they're from Dem candidates, it's just that people tend to hang-up on these automatic calls the instant they realize they're from a political campaign.
You're fucking dumb.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: APF on November 06, 2006, 04:24:05 PM
I believe those calls don't actually sound like they're from Dem candidates, it's just that people tend to hang-up on these automatic calls the instant they realize they're from a political campaign.
You're fucking dumb.

No, I haven't fucked you yet.

Yet.
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: Cheebs on November 06, 2006, 04:41:23 PM
Don't feel like starting a new topic so here you go!

FoxNews refuses to admit it is Democrats who are ahead.  :lol
(http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/original/fncnov6.jpg)
Title: Re: If I get *one* more call from the local Democrats this election season...
Post by: APF on November 06, 2006, 06:43:37 PM
An even more disgusting tactic is when Republican activists send people out to pretend to be working on Democrat GOTV projects; the devious bastards just take the contact lists and check-off people as "called," when they totally weren't called at all.  People like this basically have no soul and will burn in hell for all eternity, don't you think??