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Title: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Billy Rygar on April 09, 2008, 10:00:07 PM: (http://www.oldtimeconfections.com/Whoppers%20theatre.jpg)
Since people have lately crowded up the forum with substandard chocolate mix style candies (see that disgrace shit/bin about Milk Duds :-X ) i have decided to discuss a true american candy, one that mixes malt with chocolate in a delicious non-liquid form. It's a taste of the 1950's with every bite, try some today, god bless.

:american
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 09, 2008, 10:01:07 PM: wow. there is something that you actually like!
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 09, 2008, 10:02:31 PM: Whoppers are yummy. They are light and crunchy and a tasty treat that's good to eat.

Milk Duds are heavy and depressing in their boringness. They are like a compressed ball of FAIL.
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 09, 2008, 10:05:06 PM: thank god this is not a threa about the subquality burgers
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 09, 2008, 10:10:55 PM: Scientists discover 90% of universe's "missing mass" is Milk Duds
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: max_cool on April 09, 2008, 10:25:45 PM: I thought this thread was about
(http://blog.frogbody.com/frogblog/images/whopper.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: pilonv1 on April 09, 2008, 10:32:42 PM: I like Double Whoppers.

Also these Whopper things look like Malteasers.
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 09, 2008, 10:58:32 PM: Whoppers are pretty much the only American candy my European wife will eat-and she's got a huge sweet tooth. So they must be doing something right. :american
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: max_cool on April 09, 2008, 10:59:28 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 09, 2008, 10:27:52 PM
Quote from: max_cool on April 09, 2008, 10:25:45 PM
I thought this thread was about
(http://blog.frogbody.com/frogblog/images/whopper.jpg)
I can't imagine that burger and appreciation going together.

You don't have an imagination, hence not being able to imagine how fucking delicious a whopper burger is.
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: pilonv1 on April 09, 2008, 11:02:59 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 09, 2008, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: pilonv1 on April 09, 2008, 10:32:42 PM
Also these Whopper things look like Malteasers.
It's actually the same candy with different names.

:bow malteasers/whoppers :bow2
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 09, 2008, 11:05:40 PM: Quote from: max_cool on April 09, 2008, 10:25:45 PM
I thought this thread was about
(http://blog.frogbody.com/frogblog/images/whopper.jpg)

One should only go to BK for the Chicken Tendercrisp
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: The Sceneman on April 09, 2008, 11:22:10 PM: Quote from: max_cool on April 09, 2008, 10:25:45 PM
I thought this thread was about
(http://blog.frogbody.com/frogblog/images/whopper.jpg)

I was gonna say that lol. i could deal to a Dbl Whopper w/ cheese right now :drool
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2008, 11:36:59 PM: Does that whopper seem to move when you stare at the bottom of the picture for anyone else?
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 09, 2008, 11:38:20 PM: er, no.

Have you been drinking, MAF?
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2008, 11:51:06 PM: whoppers are almost as bad as milk duds
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: demi on April 09, 2008, 11:52:16 PM: (http://www.candydirect.com/html/cleanimages/concession/07goobersmoviesize.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: etiolate on April 10, 2008, 02:04:51 AM: I wish candy whoppers didn't have the aftertaste.
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Enl on April 10, 2008, 02:13:35 AM: Mmm...I'm in the mood for some Milk Duds now.
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: demi on April 10, 2008, 02:18:48 AM: Quote from: Enl on April 10, 2008, 02:13:35 AM
Mmm...I'm in the mood for some Milk Duds now.

8===D ( * (
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Enl on April 10, 2008, 02:22:36 AM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 10, 2008, 02:18:35 AM
Take it to the Milk Duds thread bub. smh.
I did but then I was brought here and now I'm going back there. I'm stuck in in this bizarre neverending candy loop!
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Eric P on April 10, 2008, 08:36:29 AM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 09, 2008, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: pilonv1 on April 09, 2008, 10:32:42 PM
Also these Whopper things look like Malteasers.
It's actually the same candy with different names.

my friend maintains that malteasers are better

i think the chocolate shell is better but that the inside, the "malt" part is certainly inferior
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Mondain on April 10, 2008, 01:54:39 PM: Quote from: max_cool on April 09, 2008, 10:25:45 PM
I thought this thread was about
(http://blog.frogbody.com/frogblog/images/whopper.jpg)

worthless since BK ceased its flame-broiled meat cooking :-X
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: Eric P on April 10, 2008, 02:29:15 PM: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ed/StIdes40.png/250px-StIdes40.png)
Title: Re: Whoppers appreciation thread
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 11, 2008, 07:32:03 AM: Word Borys.

I had a Whopper yesterday. I put soy sauce on it :o