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Title: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: FancyFeast on April 11, 2008, 12:56:12 AM: Heavenly Sword
Lair

Hyped beyond all belief, by a certain sect. All that hype, actually hurt these game's sales once the reviews kicked in.

It hurt. The 6's and 5's and 7's. Really hurt. A LOT.

Dead Rising(predemo), Crackdown...
Too Human is the new Crackdown. Keep bashing it, keep throwing shit in it's face. "OMG artstyle/animation lawl."

When the eventual 8's and 9's (I'm sure there will be a 7 or two)roll in, it is not going to only cause a big splash on the net, it will give the title real hype. The hype that counts, hype during a title's launch.

By the same token it is my considered opinion, that Mass Effect suffered from negative hype at it's launch. The game had SUCH a good vibe pre launch, when it hit and the technical issues were revelaed, the hype balloon sank.

So the low expectations thing, I think it works. Do any of you feel this to be the case? I hoenstly feel TOo Human is going to rape at the cash registers. Honestly.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Crushed on April 11, 2008, 01:01:09 AM: Yes, Crackdown and ZOE are classic examples. They both mysteriously sold well despite not having much hype.

Strange.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 11, 2008, 01:02:52 AM: I haven't followed it too closely, but I still don't see anything in TH that I want to buy. I'm just going to wait for a demo or reviews before giving the game any more of my time.

The animations in that last video everyone touted were so bad.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: MCD on April 11, 2008, 01:13:01 AM: Quote from: Crushed on April 11, 2008, 01:01:09 AM
Yes, Crackdown and ZOE are classic examples. They both mysteriously sold well despite not having much hype.

Strange.
demos.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Trent Dole on April 11, 2008, 01:14:15 AM: I want it to bomb just so Dyack has to shut the fuck up. Whiny little shit.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2008, 01:16:16 AM: Remember when everyone bashed the hell out of Shadowrun, but then it turned around and sold over a million copies?

Oh wait...
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Mr.Wuggles on April 11, 2008, 01:18:16 AM: This wasn't the case with Brawl.

Sorry.

:(

EDIT: Well, either way the fanservice from Brawl makes up for any lack of ___ you may find, so I suppose Brawl doesn't count eh?
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:18:56 AM: i think too human's revival of norse myth will resonate with an american audience hungry for positive representations of their white cultural heritage -- i mean who doesn't see the subtext of baldur's doomed battle against the faceless robot hordes (i.e. mexicans)
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Crushed on April 11, 2008, 01:24:44 AM: Quote from: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:18:56 AM
i think too human's revival of norse myth will resonate with an american audience hungry for positive representations of their white cultural heritage -- i mean who doesn't see the subtext of baldur's doomed battle against the faceless robot hordes (i.e. mexicans)
Well, my heritage is Celtic, not Nordic. But unfortunately, any games involving Celtic culture are invariably about a bunch of druids and werebears and some Irish flutes in the background.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:28:15 AM: robot sympathizer

btw i'm leaving this forum if i see much too human support. i'll fraternize with xbots BUT I HAVE LIMITS
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2008, 01:29:38 AM: too human looks nom nom nom great
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Crushed on April 11, 2008, 01:31:10 AM: What if it's actually good.

People have been waiting since the fucking PS1 and its promise of FFVII-meets-Deus Ex-meets-Metal Gear Solid adventure spanning 4-discs.

Now people are waiting for its "Insert Popular Contemporary Game"-meets-"Another Popular Contemporary Game" style gameplay.

This is a trend I've noticed with Too Human. It's always a mish-mash of popular genres/ripoffs at the time.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:33:17 AM: Quote from: Crushed on April 11, 2008, 01:31:10 AM
What if it's actually good.

silicon knights
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Crushed on April 11, 2008, 01:34:56 AM: Quote from: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:33:17 AM
Quote from: Crushed on April 11, 2008, 01:31:10 AM
What if it's actually good.

silicon knights

Eternal Darkness was oh wait I'm talking to drohne
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: demi on April 11, 2008, 01:36:51 AM: Quote from: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:28:15 AM
robot sympathizer

btw i'm leaving this forum if i see much too human support. i'll fraternize with xbots BUT I HAVE LIMITS

i'm buying it day one, u mad?
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:40:19 AM: you'll buy anything that promises to yield a thousand achievement points. IM SURE OUR FELLOW EVILBORIANS WILL BE MORE CIRCUMSPECT
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: demi on April 11, 2008, 01:42:41 AM: u maaaaaad
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: drohne on April 11, 2008, 01:43:16 AM: DONT MAKE ME GO TO THE PARK
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 11, 2008, 01:46:05 AM: I am hoping the online component will fill up my dungeon-hacking void left by PSO. :-[
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: MCD on April 11, 2008, 01:46:27 AM: i bought kingdom under fire, this should be better.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 11, 2008, 01:49:17 AM: Wait. What the fuck is this shit? :lol

[youtube=425,350]eUOM-unyD1M[/youtube]
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2008, 01:54:20 AM: Quote from: CurseoftheGods on April 11, 2008, 01:46:05 AM
I am hoping the online component will fill up my dungeon-hacking void left by PSO. :-[

buh
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 03:24:24 AM: Quote from: CurseoftheGods on April 11, 2008, 01:49:17 AM
Wait. What the fuck is this shit? :lol

[youtube=425,350]eUOM-unyD1M[/youtube]

I said otherwise the first time I saw this video, but you know, it really does look terrible. There's no way there could be anything even remotely close to precision if that video is representative of combat.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Bildi on April 11, 2008, 03:43:05 AM: I kind of ignored TH until a few months ago when I watched some video of the locales and so on and then I got interested. SK haven't made a crap game yet (although I might not have loved some of them, I cant deny they were good) so I guess we'll see.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2008, 03:46:04 AM: looks crap to me
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2008, 04:09:43 AM: Quote from: Bildi on April 11, 2008, 03:43:05 AM
I kind of ignored TH until a few months ago when I watched some video of the locales and so on and then I got interested. SK haven't made a crap game yet (although I might not have loved some of them, I cant deny they were good) so I guess we'll see.

Kain was good, if rough.
Eternal Darkness was terrible.
Twin Snakes was somehow worse.

And they haven't done anything since 2004.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2008, 04:13:55 AM: ED was a better game than most REs. At least, in terms of control and plot.

Also, being able to run around in the mansion with Buffy was a nice touch.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2008, 04:21:38 AM: ED WAS TERRIBLE
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: demi on April 11, 2008, 04:31:29 AM: ED, better than most Resident Evils confirmed

Patel suicidesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2008, 04:32:35 AM: Patel also fails at beating EB's final boss. Who's next?
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2008, 04:39:33 AM: Quote from: demi on April 11, 2008, 04:31:29 AM
ED, better than most Resident Evils confirmed

Patel suicidesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ED is better than most REs, sure.

But it's still terrible! It's just "mediocre" instead of "valueless"
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: demi on April 11, 2008, 05:21:08 AM: Its an RPG?
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 11, 2008, 05:45:22 AM: No matter how good/bad it is, it'll still be highly sought after because it will only be available to purchase for two months total, tops, after Epic wipes its ass with Silicon Knights after they win their counter suit against SK. It will be this generations Kakuto Chojin (crap game that's discontinued/rare).

I'm just saying, SK has not ever shown a proficiency in tech, and all of a sudden they built a engine that's ABSOLUTELY NOT Unreal 3, but sure is comparable. Dyack should be working on getting his passport ready so he can flee to a non-extradition country. I hear Ecuador is nice.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 11, 2008, 07:41:21 AM: The two phases of Too Human interest:

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on April 11, 2008, 01:46:05 AM
I am hoping the online component will fill up my dungeon-hacking void left by PSO. :-[

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on April 11, 2008, 01:49:17 AM
Wait. What the fuck is this shit? :lol

[youtube=425,350]eUOM-unyD1M[/youtube]
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: evilol on April 11, 2008, 09:30:23 AM: the biggest gaming joke since lair.
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2008, 01:25:11 PM: I love how Denis Dyack is like

We are suing you because your tech is so crap
And we are not going to pay you
But uh we are going to continue using it
For free

THAT'S THE SK WAY
Title: Re: The worse hype Too Human gets, the better it will preform
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2008, 01:46:33 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 11, 2008, 12:57:15 AM
So the Halo 4 demo is going to sell copies?

is this an exclusive evilbore scoop?!?! :o :o :o