THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ParticleReality on April 11, 2008, 03:00:12 PM
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Of me being afraid of the Crypt Keeper and its all because of this fucking doll.
(http://i27.tinypic.com/33ohdoh.jpg)
I had just given my brother a bath because he wet the bed. While I'm getting him dressed Tales from the Crypt comes on and like any kid hes curious about it. So of course I told him what was up and asked him if he wanted me to put it on something else, thinking he was scared.
So he shrugged it off and said "Only babies would be afraid of that". It hit me like a ton of bricks. All those nights I would get chased around with that fucking doll. The way the doll haunted my dreams as it laughed endlessly in the night, sitting on the top shelf in the hall closet.
It was fucking torture and I can't believe anyone could tell me that only babies would be afraid of it.
Of course when when I mentioned it to my mother she recalled the times where she would pull out the doll and scare me with it...she laughed quite alot.
She said she was only doing it because I was bad. Well you know what, dropping a toaster into the tub while your kid is taking a bath just because he/she was bad doesn't make it any less then child abuse.
Later in the day, I go to get some Kool-Aid and my mother is sitting in the kitchen with a picture of the Crypt Keeper over her face. I go into the freezer for ice and in classic murder fashion as soon as I close the door, BAM! I'm screaming like a bitch, covered in Kool-aid.
Maybe its me but I don't get why they're attacking me like this. The Crypt Keeper is a scary fucker if you're a kid. The laugh and his face just make me squirm everytime I'd think bout how I hid in my closet(the kind with those thick sliding doors) while my mom hid in the darkness waiting for me to come out so she could get a quick scare out of me.
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All I remember about the show: IN THE EAR FATHER
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your mom is awesome. is she hot?
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your mom is awesome. is she hot?
apparently not as hot as his nana :hyper
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My mom used to be a model
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The Cryptkeeper? That's nothing. If you were a little kid in the 80's, there was nothing more horrifying than this.
[youtube=425,350]VuinqB9z3JI[/youtube]
Oh look, it's a doll for boys. How cute. Guess again! My Buddy was pure, 100%, Grade A, nightmare fuel. My younger brother had one, and he LOVED it. My parents bought me one, and I hid it in the closet. I hated that thing. Look at the way it just stares at you with it's cold, dead eyes. When people say the characters in Polar Express look scary because their eyes don't look right, I just laugh. My Buddy looks right into your soul with those eyes, sees all your failures, all your shortcomings, all your fears, and he laughs. Not on the outside, of course. On the outside he only offers up a a slight smirk. But on the inside he laughs heartily, and he despises you. He wants to kill you. Every morning you wake up, you only do so because he decided to have mercy on you for one more night, and not slit your throat. But one day he will.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e295/JoeMolotov/mybuddy2.jpg)
One day he will...
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The Cryptkeeper was funny though. There was nothing funny about My Buddy.