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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 09:39:31 PM

Title: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 09:39:31 PM

In order to try and resurrect my 360 for a third time, I have decided to try a little chaos magic.

At 530PM PST. . .12 minutes from now, I want you all to concentrate on this idol and masturbate to completion.  If your effort is sufficient, my 360 might be saved.  I thank you for your help.

(http://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/humm/Courses/Religion/Resources/lespugue.jpg)

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: whiteACID on April 11, 2008, 09:40:25 PM

We don't have to cum simultaneously do we? It takes some longer than others...

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 09:42:34 PM

I don't think so.  Synchronizing that would be a nightmare.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2008, 09:44:28 PM

I'll like to help but looking at that makes me limp. 

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 09:48:06 PM

PST is America time.  Actually, I guess it is PDT now, but same difference.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2008, 09:48:28 PM

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 11, 2008, 09:46:32 PM

Uh can you please use America time please? It's 8:25pm here.

You should continuously masturbate for the next two or three hours, just to be sure.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 11, 2008, 09:48:40 PM

uh, I'm still at work

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 11, 2008, 09:51:09 PM

:rofl

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Powerslave on April 11, 2008, 09:51:27 PM

I have no cum left in my balls.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 09:52:26 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 11, 2008, 09:48:40 PM

uh, I'm still at work

Come on, I really need to get my Mr. Driller on.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 09:54:55 PM

Uh, let me know when you're done with that, then.  I'll be sitting here listening to I, Assassin, which is FUCK AWESOME.  Where's abrader?  I bet he's down with Gary.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2008, 10:06:36 PM

I'm gonna take a shower. I'll masturbate in there for you.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 10:10:17 PM

I'd try my 360 out, but I am playing with my new sonic screwdriver!

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2008, 10:14:52 PM

Whiteman let me see your sonic screwdriver!  Anyways I did my part.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 10:17:50 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 11, 2008, 10:14:52 PM

Whiteman let me see your sonic screwdriver!  Anyways I did my part.

Oh, I'll show you my sonic screwdriver, Arvie.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2008, 10:20:43 PM

PM pics. 

edit:  does any one else see that that chicks boobs are penises? 

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2008, 10:23:05 PM

I like how you didn't answer his first question, but answered it at the same time, if you know what I mean PR.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2008, 10:26:29 PM

It worked!

http://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Who-Sonic-Screwdriver/dp/B000MYO8OI/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1207962349&sr=8-1

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2008, 10:32:39 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 11, 2008, 09:42:34 PM

I don't think so.  Synchronizing that would be a nightmare.

If we both start while reading this, I'm sure we'll bust at the same moment
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=19639.msg478801#msg478801

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2008, 10:48:05 PM

I did my part.

Title: Re: Evilbore, I need your help
Post by: demi on April 12, 2008, 12:37:16 AM

good now help me get some co-op achievements