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Title: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2008, 09:17:27 AM
according to red dragon, they'll take some abuse
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2008, 09:20:33 AM
they kind of seem like bitches though
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Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2008, 09:21:03 AM
after i just knocked her ass out, she says "I'm for you"

that's hot
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 12, 2008, 09:32:49 AM
You're insane.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2008, 09:49:33 AM
I'M BORED!  SEND ME STARDUST
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 12:12:55 PM
Blind women are not affected by teh sticky eyes
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 12:16:36 PM
I can't do that for a while, but I'll make her wait on her knees until I'm ready anyways
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Post by: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
Watch 'The Mask' to see an ultra hot 15 year old BLIND Laura Dern  :-*
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 12:19:19 PM
Blind women are not affected by teh sticky eyes

I'm really tired this morning so it took me a moment to get that. :lol

I can't do that for a while, but I'll make her wait on her knees until I'm ready anyways

:lol so cruel
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 12:53:47 PM
holy shit this seems like a great new fetish. Blind chicks :hyper




:bow Mupepe :bow2
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Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 12:57:42 PM
Blind Bangers now on DVD
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 01:01:54 PM
how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her :hyper

how about people with no arms? :hyper
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 01:03:33 PM
I'd do a deaf chick.  The deaf girl from The Good Sheperd turns me on.  The way they kind of slur their words would be fucking hot
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 01:04:44 PM
Well I think Japan could use deaf or mute women in their porn so you don't have to listen to those torture little girl screams.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Laramie on April 23, 2008, 01:11:56 PM
I'd do a deaf chick.  The deaf girl from The Good Sheperd turns me on.  The way they kind of slur their words would be fucking hot

Mupepe, I assume you haven't seen Weeds then yet?  Check out season 1.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 01:12:25 PM
how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her :hyper

how about people with no arms? :hyper


At OA we had a nice discussion about that.  I think you need to see a little movie called 'Boxing Helena.'


Can you say 'Sit N Spin?'  :hyper
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 01:13:14 PM
I'd do a deaf chick.  The deaf girl from The Good Sheperd turns me on.  The way they kind of slur their words would be fucking hot

Mupepe, I assume you haven't seen Weeds then yet?  Check out season 1.
i'm excited now!
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 01:15:48 PM
This thread is so evil  :lol 
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 01:16:39 PM
This thread is so evil  :lol 


It's fine, not like the blind chick will see it.


*thinks about gaffer who is slowly going blind and feels bad*
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 01:19:12 PM
how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her :hyper

how about people with no arms? :hyper


At OA we had a nice discussion about that.  I think you need to see a little movie called 'Boxing Helena.'


Can you say 'Sit N Spin?'  :hyper

im trying to check it out on youtube but the crapsite doesnt load half of the time ::)
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 01:20:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x_kQk6XKd8&feature=related


 :hitit
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 23, 2008, 01:30:00 PM
The good thing is that they can't tell if you're ugly. 
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Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 01:34:40 PM
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15800160.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B2E236256-A226-43E2-B607-60BEF5CD00D1%7D)
HOT
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
i'd stick my tongue in her nose.  she'll never see it coming (or me)
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 01:42:27 PM
Can't cheat on a blind chick, she could smell the skank on you a mile away.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 01:43:28 PM
Plus I hear they have wonderful skills with their hands
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 01:44:57 PM
Can't cheat on a blind chick, she could smell the skank on you a mile away.
i wouldn't need to.  if she ever gets smart, i'll take her somewhere unfamiliar and watch her try to escape.  should be hilarious
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 23, 2008, 01:48:15 PM
Can't cheat on a blind chick, she could smell the skank on you a mile away.
i wouldn't need to.  if she ever gets smart, i'll take her somewhere unfamiliar and watch her try to escape.  should be hilarious

Pwned :lol

Have you ever blind-folded a chick? 

Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 01:56:26 PM
Some blind people aren't as helpless as you think they are...
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r63/hafi00/blind_brail_por.jpg)
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 02:16:35 PM
when they can simulate bush through braille i'll cut my eyes out
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 23, 2008, 02:17:32 PM
they can still tell if you're fat, though

and if you have jacked-up teeth
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Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 02:20:38 PM
disabled people aren't gonna refuse sex from anybody, given that you're not 1000 pounds.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 02:46:01 PM
disabled people aren't gonna refuse sex from anybody, given that you're not 1000 pounds.

(http://i28.tinypic.com/zwjjpf.gif)
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 02:49:25 PM


Pwned :lol

Have you ever blind-folded a chick? 




It's just not the same.  :-\ I want a real blind girl!
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 02:49:59 PM
Stab her in the eyes.  8)
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: tiesto on April 23, 2008, 03:07:05 PM
how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her :hyper

how about people with no arms? :hyper

My friend met up with some girl from plentyoffish.com, and all of her pictures were headshots... but when he met her, he found she only had one arm. The girl really wanted him too, apparently, and would constantly try and invite herself over, but he said he felt really weird doing a one armed girl.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
... what the fuck is wrong with your friend?  that's something you brag about to other guys!
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 03:18:49 PM
... what the fuck is wrong with your friend?  that's something you brag about to other guys!


Seriously, think of the games.  You could position her doggy style and see if you can hit it hard enough to knock her off her 'tripod.'

You could play 'What can you do with your flipper?'




edit:  plentyoffish.com but apparently not plentyofarms.com huh
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 03:23:54 PM
Seriously, think of the games.  You could position her doggy style and see if you can hit it hard enough to knock her off her 'tripod.'

:rofl  I should not be laughing so much at that.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 03:32:03 PM
Seriously, think of the games.  You could position her doggy style and see if you can hit it hard enough to knock her off her 'tripod.'

:rofl  I should not be laughing so much at that.

Neither should I.  :lol
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 03:38:12 PM
I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

One armed chick?  She'd get pwned hard! :punch 

"Right arm red"

"But I don't hav..."

"RIGHT ARM RED! WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY?!?"

*cries*

:bow :piss :bawl :piss2 :bow2
         one armed girl pwnt
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

Left foot.... Red.... Right foot.... Green.... now keep em there and lets have at it, lol.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 03:40:22 PM
I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

One armed chick?  She'd get pwned hard! :punch 

"Right arm red"

"But I don't hav..."

"RIGHT ARM RED! WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY?!?"

*cries*

:bow :piss :bawl :piss2 :bow2
         one armed girl pwnt


*Reads this*

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 03:41:15 PM
I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

One armed chick?  She'd get pwned hard! :punch 

"Right arm red"

"But I don't hav..."

"RIGHT ARM RED! WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY?!?"

*cries*

:bow :piss :bawl :piss2 :bow2
         one armed girl pwnt
omg POTM :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2008, 05:12:31 PM
i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 05:15:45 PM
i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up


(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb127/ganhyun/wohlverine_oozinator_ultimate.gif)

lol.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:21:27 PM
i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up
plus, just take some of her slobber and lube 'er up

I found deaf porn(I think, I can't watch it)

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=915685f379075f00a5cc (http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=915685f379075f00a5cc)
dammit!  this will have to wait!
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Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 05:21:57 PM
Error: video not found


tnaflix is such a shitty slow shit website
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 05:33:54 PM
i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up

 :lol

:bow Prole :bow2
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 05:50:13 PM
I found deaf porn(I think, I can't watch it)

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=915685f379075f00a5cc (http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=915685f379075f00a5cc)

Damn it the video doesn't work for me.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 05:54:08 PM
Ah oh well for those wanting a deaf chick...

http://www.deafsinglesconnection.com  

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Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:56:49 PM
do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?
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Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 05:57:47 PM
do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?


Only when they found out you weren't deaf maybe?

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Post by: Laramie on April 23, 2008, 05:58:25 PM
do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Who would know?
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:58:53 PM
true.  i could say i'm newly deaf and i haven't learned sign language or anything yet.

i'll say some guy blew his load in my ear
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 06:00:44 PM
do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Who would know?

If he took one out, the deaf person?

Not saying it couldn't be pulled off, he'd have to get the person to write everything down for him and make sure to not slip up and do something unconsciously like turn on the radio or something.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 06:02:02 PM
do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Who would know?

If he took one out, the deaf person?

Not saying it couldn't be pulled off, he'd have to get the person to write everything down for him and make sure to not slip up and do something unconsciously like turn on the radio or something.
i can't drive without music.  maybe i'd just turn the bass all the way up on my system and say i like the vibrations of my favorite song.  plus it will get her wet

can someone merge this topic with my master of your domain topic?  it's pretty much the same thing now
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 06:15:22 PM
Just go in with a few hand motions and dumb sounding grunts  :lol  But yeah we should all make a pact and go in on this then see if one of us can pull it off. 
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 06:16:21 PM
true.  i could say i'm newly deaf and i haven't learned sign language or anything yet.

i'll say some guy blew his load in my ear

Can I be that guy?  :-*
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 06:33:36 PM
see if one of us can pull it off. 

I could probably pull it off. After all, I'm ParticleReality.

You're the lawnmower man of deaf people dating sites or something.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 23, 2008, 06:40:33 PM
http://devguide.org/
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Post by: aoi tsuki on April 23, 2008, 08:53:18 PM
Deaf girls :hyper :hyper :hyper

Something about Shoshannah Stern's combination of average girl next door looks and deafness is so amazingly hot:

(http://www.vidiot.com/Jericho/images/Jericho_ShoshannahStern-2006-02.jpg)

Can't forget my first deaf love though, Marlee Matlin:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/pspauld/l_word_407_0442_PhotoPaulMichaudSho.jpg)

i saw her for the first time in ages on the shitty What the Bleep Do We Know?, and more recently on the lesbian drama, The L Word, which i'm fucking sick of.
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Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 08:55:54 PM
I hated What The Bleep so fucking much holy shit what a stupid fucking movie (http://i27.tinypic.com/hx67hv.jpg)
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Post by: Bildi on April 23, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
Seriously, think of the games.  You could position her doggy style and see if you can hit it hard enough to knock her off her 'tripod.'

:lol :lol :lol  YOU DA MAN.

I think a hot chick with one arm might be awesome.  I have two pairs of handcuffs so I could put one pair on her ankles and then I'd have one pair spare.  That's what I call a bargain.
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Post by: Laramie on April 23, 2008, 10:02:51 PM
Weeds spoilers for Mupepe, the first deaf chick pictured is the one on Weeds.

Definitely catch the show where he bf signs "I Love You" or some bullshit and she goes, "Yu fudcking bettow."  It's darling.
Title: Re: i want a blind chick
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 10:25:35 PM
Weeds spoilers for Mupepe, the first deaf chick pictured is the one on Weeds.

Definitely catch the show where he bf signs "I Love You" or some bullshit and she goes, "Yu fudcking bettow."  It's darling.
oh my fucking god.  i love a girl that's not afraid to be a domineering, deaf bitch :heartbeat