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Title: ITT we make up fake Morrissey song titles
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 16, 2008, 04:13:05 AM
Life Begins Without You
Darling, You're Trying Too Hard
Wishing I Had Never Met You
Too Little, Too Late, Too Bad
It's Not Me, It's You
Let's Lie Together
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 08:35:22 AM
Darling, You're Trying Too Hard
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 16, 2008, 01:06:07 PM
History Will Show This Thread Was a Failure
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 01:07:48 PM
fascism can be fun if you have a song in your heart

leftover whine

enchante', mi la morte
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 16, 2008, 01:10:10 PM
Death Would Be Better than Life With You
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 01:11:40 PM
i remember manchester and smiling

the factory where they build broken men out of broken boys
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 01:18:05 PM
pouring my heart out at tea time
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 01:23:00 PM
eurovision's saddest entry
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 16, 2008, 01:37:48 PM
Nobody Loves You, Not Even Me
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 01:59:07 PM
Let us now intoxicate and then fornicate
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 02:03:32 PM
i'm sorry for the inconvenience, but i think that i may have loved you once
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 16, 2008, 02:29:20 PM
We'll Get Through This, Well At Least I Will
The Only Mistake I Ever Made Was You
Nobody Knows But Me
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Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 02:38:48 PM
all a bit rubbish
the times and trails of the last gentleman
all of this spectacle for so little
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 16, 2008, 02:58:44 PM
No Jury in the World would Convict Me
It's a Long Way Down from the Top
You Can't Always Get What You Want, But I Can
Nobody Doesn't Want Me
Sod Britain
Title: Re: ITT we make up fake Morrissey song titles
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2008, 03:05:39 PM
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/49879-morrissey-plans-new-single-show-in-israel

All You Need is Me
Title: Re: ITT we make up fake Morrissey song titles
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 07:17:42 PM
Now you just have to write the songs.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2008, 07:19:10 PM
why do gay guys absolutely adore morrissey? he's basically on madonna levels for them, and i think he's way better
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Post by: Laramie on April 16, 2008, 07:22:15 PM
why do gay guys absolutely adore morrissey? he's basically on madonna levels for them, and i think he's way better

I actually read an article where one of the "gays" just lambasted the Moz for never coming out of the closet.  Apparently all of his songs are really easy to relate to for young "gays" in the closet.

Also, you should see how much hispanics love the guy.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 07:27:21 PM
Some right-wing douchebag of a wannabe literary critic claimed that Kafka was "obviously" gay, basically because of his self-loathing and psychosexual issues.  People can hate themselves and their sexuality without being gay, dammit! 
Title: Re: ITT we make up fake Morrissey song titles
Post by: Laramie on April 16, 2008, 07:29:32 PM
Some right-wing douchebag of a wannabe literary critic claimed that Kafka was "obviously" gay, basically because of his self-loathing and psychosexual issues.  People can hate themselves and their sexuality without being gay, dammit! 

I loathe the trend where people apply ideologies and sexualities to the deceased.  It seems that every famous person ever was a gay atheist.  A gaytheist if you will (NOT a gay-theist however).

Edit:  I mean Oscar Wilde was gay?  What planet are you from?
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Post by: Trent Dole on April 16, 2008, 07:50:36 PM
why do gay guys absolutely adore morrissey? he's basically on madonna levels for them, and i think he's way better

I actually read an article where one of the "gays" just lambasted the Moz for never coming out of the closet.  Apparently all of his songs are really easy to relate to for young "gays" in the closet.

Also, you should see how much hispanics love the guy.

Would you call these the moves of a closeted man?
[youtube=425,350]z9TOyPzgTeo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9TOyPzgTeo
November spawned a huge taco.  :lol

Also calling a B-side collection Bona Drag, which is gay slang. Along wth the whole thing about him currently living in Rome with another man. Moz am wilde homo. Not that it matters at all. I love how he's able to tell everyone and everything to fuck off in the classiest fashion possible.  :-*
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 08:02:07 PM
(http://acephalous.typepad.com/acephalous/images/2008/04/06/metamorphosis.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT we make up fake Morrissey song titles
Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Edit:  I mean Oscar Wilde was gay?  What planet are you from?

totally.

wild hetro
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Post by: Laramie on April 16, 2008, 11:41:15 PM
November spawned a huge taco.  :lol

 :lol :lol :lol

I love Bona Drag.  I think Picadilly Palare is about a group of roving male gay prostitues led by Morrissey.