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Title: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 05:58:51 AM
I actually think I could have a decent chance with a hot actress (if I, like, had money and stuff).  I feel a close connection with their neuroses, even though they're expressed extrovertically (google reports 1 result) and mine are expressed introvertically.  But really I don't want to date/sex actors so much as recruit them like L. Ron Hubbard did
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 06:26:05 AM
but still.  you're neurotic and narcissistic and insecure and awesome, I'm neurotic and narcissistic and insecure and lame.  we totally complement each other.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 08:30:40 AM
they probably read horrible books
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Bildi on April 16, 2008, 08:34:25 AM
It seems in recent years actresses are calling themselves "actresses" again.

Which is good.  Calling both sexes "actors" was distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Raban on April 16, 2008, 11:15:04 AM
most actresses come off as distinguished mentally-challenged. and most ARE. The best actresses nowadays are the older ones in their 40s-50s, and some of the up-and-coming teenagers like Hayden Panettiere. I'd say Ellen Page was included, but ever since Juno made more than its 10 dollars budget, she's been whoring herself out to every indie film possible. What a way to take a fat shit on your career.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 05:34:36 PM
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Which is good.  Calling both sexes "actors" was distinguished mentally-challenged

You're distinguished mentally-challenged.  There's no reason that "a person who does X" can't be "X-with-an-inflection-marker-that-applies-lambda-X-dot-a-person-who-does-X" without adding a totally extraneous second inflection marker indicating sex.  You might as well add even more inflection markers indicating age, height, weight, shoe size, bra size, etc.

The reason I added the second inflection marker in this particular case is that I was using the word in the special sense of female actors I have the ambiguously platonic hots for
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 16, 2008, 06:05:54 PM
I dated a local stage actress for a month or so after I graduated college.... pardon the pun, but it was just too much drama for a regular untalented guy like me.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2008, 07:06:56 PM
Have you been doing cocaine, Mr. Enumerable?
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 07:09:33 PM
I actually dreamt I did cocaine the other night.  But not in real life, no.  Only quadruple espresso.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Have you been doing cocaine, Mr. Enumerable?

i think i would actually put money towards that
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 07:22:54 PM
towards buying me cocaine?  I'm pretty wary about hard drugs, I'd have to do some research before deciding whether to accept.  Normally my policy is "I'll try anything once" but obviously with addictive dangerous substances that's not necessarily wise
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2008, 08:15:27 PM
towards buying me cocaine?  I'm pretty wary about hard drugs, I'd have to do some research before deciding whether to accept.  Normally my policy is "I'll try anything once" but obviously with addictive dangerous substances that's not necessarily wise

If it's good enough for the Sherlock, it's good enough for you.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Bildi on April 16, 2008, 08:19:19 PM
You're distinguished mentally-challenged.  There's no reason that "a person who does X" can't be "X-with-an-inflection-marker-that-applies-lambda-X-dot-a-person-who-does-X" without adding a totally extraneous second inflection marker indicating sex.  You might as well add even more inflection markers indicating age, height, weight, shoe size, bra size, etc.

The reason I added the second inflection marker in this particular case is that I was using the word in the special sense of female actors I have the ambiguously platonic hots for
I realise you're being facetious, but my point was that using "actress" is easier than using "female actor".  Feel free to read into my comments as you wish.

And I wouldn't mind more descriptors for this hypothetical "hot actress" anyway.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Eric P on April 16, 2008, 08:22:58 PM
towards buying me cocaine?  I'm pretty wary about hard drugs, I'd have to do some research before deciding whether to accept.  Normally my policy is "I'll try anything once" but obviously with addictive dangerous substances that's not necessarily wise

cocaine isn't hard

if cocaine was "hard" would you see famous people doing it?
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Mandark on April 17, 2008, 02:37:57 AM
but still.  you're neurotic and narcissistic and insecure and awesome, I'm neurotic and narcissistic and insecure and lame.  we totally complement each other.

If she's dumb, your intellectual snobbery will be a huge problem.  It only works if you're incredibly grateful for getting to nail someone that hot, and you have enough status in your field that she recognizes your genius without being able to share it.  At least that's how I assume the Arthur Miller/Marylin Monroe thing worked.




PS If it's an intelligent and successful actress like Emma Thompson, then she'll just be flat out of your league anyway.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Candyflip on April 17, 2008, 02:51:57 AM
towards buying me cocaine?  I'm pretty wary about hard drugs, I'd have to do some research before deciding whether to accept.  Normally my policy is "I'll try anything once" but obviously with addictive dangerous substances that's not necessarily wise
You're no moron. It's not that difficult to abstain from letting a habit form. Chances are you won't even find any pure enough to get the full effect of "fuck me, the baggie is empty and now I feel like shit."
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 17, 2008, 03:02:52 AM
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PS If it's an intelligent and successful actress like Emma Thompson, then she'll just be flat out of your league anyway.

I'm basically looking for someone intelligent, devoted to her craft, mentally ill-adjusted, insecure and unsuccessful.  There's really no necessary contradiction there, even when you throw in physical attractiveness.  You don't have to be dumb to make dumb choices, especially when you're caught up in art and the entertainment industry.  I don't think most of the actors in Scientology are stupid.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Mandark on April 17, 2008, 03:34:54 AM
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PS If it's an intelligent and successful actress like Emma Thompson, then she'll just be flat out of your league anyway.

I'm basically looking for someone intelligent, devoted to her craft, mentally ill-adjusted, insecure and unsuccessful.

Okay.  That could be right in your wheelhouse.
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 17, 2008, 03:42:45 AM
Maybe I should put that in my OKC profile
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2008, 09:07:03 PM
Haha sucker, while your off chasing girls, I'll be waiting.  Happy, with no wasted energy.  In two decades we will be sexing up our digital assistant in vertical reality. 

Common, Ray Kurzweil.  My penis is counting on your revelations. 
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 18, 2008, 12:27:02 AM
I'm sure you'll have horrible taste in digital assistants too!
Title: Re: omg actresses are awesome
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2008, 02:12:14 AM
Since when do I have horrible taste?  You better not be talking about Jennifer Garner now!   >:(