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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2008, 11:59:41 PM

Title: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2008, 11:59:41 PM
I had a similar experience.  About a year ago I got into a similar trade agreement with one of our fellow EBers.  I did my end but those promises of a gay my fair lady fell way short. Now I've lost something I'll never get back.   *tear


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Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: MCD on April 19, 2008, 12:00:38 AM
who did it son?
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 19, 2008, 12:01:51 AM
BS! You never held up your end of the agreement: I asked for a liter of sperm!
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2008, 12:01:54 AM
He's watching  :o

Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 19, 2008, 12:02:21 AM
Tell us his username, just in case one us is thinking of trading on this board.
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2008, 12:04:34 AM
Moving to Seattle is required for me to do the Pygmalion to you, Arby.
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2008, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 19, 2008, 12:01:51 AM
BS! You never held up your end of the agreement: I asked for a liter of sperm!

I wasn't referring to you!  Our deal went off without a hitch...other than fluid production. 

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Curse:  Just don't trade with sex buttlery and you'll do fine. 
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2008, 12:07:24 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 19, 2008, 12:04:34 AM
Moving to Seattle is required for me to do the Pygmalion to you, Arby.

You said A weekend would do *tear.


My butt hurts. 
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Also, I think the deal might be OFF THE TABLE now that I learned about you and the thinking about thinking about suicide and the chick that cuts herself. Speaking of which, you haven't gotten really drunk and made a fool of yourself for us lately.
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2008, 12:10:19 AM
I know.  I'm sorry.  I thought this thread might do, with out the drunkenness that is.     
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: tiesto on April 19, 2008, 01:44:54 PM
I got fucked over in the NeoGAF secret santa :(
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 02:07:20 PM
Mupepe's brother stole my stuff  :-\
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2008, 02:11:49 PM
I don't know what to think, did Father_Mike get owned? Usually taking it in the butt means you get owned but no shit pushin' transpired. And I officially put forth that Father_Mike's username should be changed to Father_Springsteen
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2008, 03:15:52 PM
Who said anything about taking it up the butt now?   
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2008, 03:34:26 PM
:o
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Candyflip on April 19, 2008, 03:40:50 PM
I was watching a porn the other day with one guy and two girls. He's doing the one girl in the butt for a while. When he pulls out, a little chunk of poopy slips out as he pops his wang into the other girl's mouth. Boner kill total :-\
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 03:48:47 PM
no one will ever be able to convince me that an ass can be clean enough to justify rimming, or that anal sex doesn't leave some dukie on the dicky
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2008, 04:05:14 PM
Father Mike, listen, if you aren't coming to Seattle, it's not going to happen.  If you want to simulate me tearing up your ass, stick your index figure up there.  It's a remarkably accurate simulation.
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: demi on April 19, 2008, 04:12:58 PM
I'll go to Seattle
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Candyflip on April 19, 2008, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 03:48:47 PM
no one will ever be able to convince me that an ass can be clean enough to justify rimming, or that anal sex doesn't leave some dukie on the dicky
Enemas conquer all poo
Title: Re: Breaking News: Me too!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2008, 04:54:02 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 19, 2008, 04:05:14 PM
Father Mike, listen, if you aren't coming to Seattle, it's not going to happen.  If you want to simulate me tearing up your ass, stick your index figure up there.  It's a remarkably accurate simulation.

But I just want the gay my fair lady with out the sex or the gay.  I guess it was never meant to be.  *tear.