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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 01:13:18 AM

Title: I smell like shit right now
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 01:13:18 AM: Fuck

It's so hot in here
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Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2008, 01:14:14 AM: .
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 01:15:06 AM: I'm only wearing boxers lol
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Post by: Don Flamenco on April 19, 2008, 01:16:07 AM: (http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2007/12/gillette-clinical-strength.jpg)

shit's miraculous.
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Post by: Bildi on April 19, 2008, 01:38:01 AM: When you can actually smell yourself, you've certainly achieved quite a commendable stink level.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2008, 02:56:05 AM: It's gettin' hot in herr, so take off all yo clothes!
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 19, 2008, 03:02:25 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on April 19, 2008, 01:23:31 AM
One time I licked my armpit to see what it would taste like.

Oh God what the fuck.

:rofl You sir, are an idiot.
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Post by: Mupepe on April 19, 2008, 08:53:15 AM: I TOLD YOU AT 11 TO TAKE A SHOWER YOU STINKY BUM
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 11:25:21 AM: Not true boi, I made this topic at same time as convooo
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Post by: Don Flamenco on April 19, 2008, 01:13:47 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on April 19, 2008, 06:31:34 AM
I was curious.

It was pretty bad. It was like I sucked old milk out of a nasty moldy sock that had been in some dudes ass. What made it worse was I had a dry cough the entire day and no matter what I ate or drank I'd always cough and taste it.

:omg
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 05:55:20 PM: The worst I've ever smelled was when I ran out of deodorant one hot spring day and then decided to put some of my mom's scented lotion under my armpits. I had to leave school after my first class because it smelled so bad. At first it seemed like it was working, then BAM
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2008, 06:47:35 PM: :lol
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 08:09:23 PM: The hot water has been out all fucking day.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 19, 2008, 10:08:57 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 08:09:23 PM
The hot water has been out all fucking day.

That sucks man, I feel you though as our apartment has terrible water pressure. In case you were wondering I mean terrible as in the water completely cutting out while you're taking a shower at basically any time of the day. :doh Our water is from a well and the water heater sucks dick. Whenever we go to someone's house we are like, 'wow, this is what a shower should feel like.' :(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 10:31:06 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on April 19, 2008, 10:08:57 PM
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 08:09:23 PM
The hot water has been out all fucking day.

That sucks man, I feel you though as our apartment has terrible water pressure. In case you were wondering I mean terrible as in the water completely cutting out while you're taking a shower at basically any time of the day. :doh Our water is from a well and the water heater sucks dick. Whenever we go to someone's house we are like, 'wow, this is what a shower should feel like.' :(

You and your wife take showers at other people's houses..?

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Title: Re: I smell like shit right now
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2008, 10:35:28 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on April 19, 2008, 01:23:31 AM
One time I licked my armpit to see what it would taste like.

Oh God what the fuck.

There was a scene in this movie where Paul Frazier licks the chick from Medium's armpit. It was the hottest shit ever
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 19, 2008, 10:36:24 PM: ^ :lol We don't take showers together at other people's houses, kinda awkward.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 10:40:54 PM: you didn't answer my other question :interracial
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 10:43:45 PM: HOT WATER :hyper
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 20, 2008, 01:13:20 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 10:40:54 PM
you didn't answer my other question :interracial

know any black MEN?

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 01:13:57 AM: omg :-\
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 20, 2008, 01:27:45 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 01:13:57 AM
omg :-\

WAAAAhahahahahaha!!! :dur
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Post by: Raban on April 20, 2008, 01:34:18 AM: I don't sweat enough to use deodorant. I don't SMELL BADLY enough to use it either. Daily showers, bitches, ya hear?