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Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes :bow2 :bow2
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Mupepe
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April 20, 2008, 04:41:58 PM
:yuck :yuck :yuck
I love watching bad movies on Hulu. But fuck, this movie is so terrible. There's fucking man-monkey subtext everywhere in this movie!
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Re: Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes :bow2 :bow2
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Flannel Boy
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April 20, 2008, 04:55:04 PM
Quote from: ParticleReality on April 20, 2008, 04:45:50 PM
Isn't planet of the apes really just a huge metaphor for the white mans fight against black people?
It's an allegory about the conflict between religion and science, specifically biblical literalism and evolution.
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just kidding . . . it's a warning to whites. WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!
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Re: Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes :bow2 :bow2
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Smooth Groove
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April 20, 2008, 04:57:08 PM
I've seen the Blu-ray on sale several times but each time I passed even though it's supposedly a good transfer.
You know a movie w/lots of special effects is shit when I won't even rewatch it in 1080p.
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Re: Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes :bow2 :bow2
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Mupepe
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April 20, 2008, 05:01:29 PM
Yeah, HD can't even make this movie good. Fuck it's terrible. All the apes talk like they've got a shitload of spit in their mouth
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Re: Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes :bow2 :bow2
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Joe Molotov
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April 20, 2008, 05:14:45 PM
Even Beneath the Planet of the Apes was better than this garbage.
Sewer mutants worshiping an atomic bomb > Apebraham Lincoln :yuck
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Re: Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes :bow2 :bow2
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Bloodwake
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April 21, 2008, 09:27:28 AM
Undeniable proof that Tim Burton isn't that good of a director.