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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 02:43:48 PM

Title: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 02:43:48 PM
http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=10093&Itemid=2

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Mike Capps, head of Epic, doesn’t like Nintendo’s Wii console one bit.

“… First of all, great credit to them,” Capps said of Nintendo in an IGN interview before the Wii bashing began. “The first time I played a videogame with my parents – aging myself a bit – was on Atari 2600. The next time I played a videogame with my parents, 25 years later or whatever, was Wii Tennis. So it's about bringing people together, families, Thanksgiving, all that. I think it's kind of like a weird virus because I have not yet found a reason to play with my Wii since then.

“Zelda I really didn't enjoy on it. They back-fitted the control scheme on it, it was better on the GameCube. Mario, I wish there had been a button instead of wiggle and all that kind of ****. So I haven't played anything that I really wished hadn't been on another platform sadly enough. It's a virus where you buy it and you play it with your friends and they're like, ‘Oh my God that's so cool, I'm gonna go buy it’. So you stop playing it after two months, but they buy it and they stop playing it after two months but they've showed it to someone else who then goes out and buys it and so on. Everyone I know bought one and nobody turns it on. Obviously there's a class of people who really love it and enjoy it and are getting into the games but I'm still waiting for that one game that makes me play it. Who knows, maybe Wii Fit will be it."

In the wide-ranging interview which includes some cool chat about Gears of War 2, Capps goes on to say, “We all say Wii now and never even think about the name anymore. They know what they're doing and they make money better than anyone else does. As an investor you love 'em, but as a next-gen console technology maker, they don't run UE3 and they can't."

And will Epic ever make a Wii title?

We go forward, not back. It makes more sense for us to invest in the next-generation tech. There have been shops that have done it. Red Steel was a launch title and that was on Unreal Engine. So it's been done. How you take an engine that's all based on shaders and materials and run it on hardware that doesn't support shaders is just impossible. It's about as easy as PSP for us. Maybe it would make sense, but it makes more sense to invest going forward.”

Stinging stuff.

:bow
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: MCD on April 21, 2008, 02:45:16 PM
he's a business man, no UE3 support no likey.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 21, 2008, 02:46:10 PM
Leave it at GAF imo
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 02:46:52 PM
play saints row instead
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: demi on April 21, 2008, 02:47:09 PM
Leave it at GAF imo

Suck a dick
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 02:47:28 PM
 :-\

is this some epic gaf thread?  cause i don't even visit gaf regularly.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: MCD on April 21, 2008, 02:47:46 PM
Leave it at GAF imo
suck a strapon
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 21, 2008, 02:48:33 PM
PR console wars gooo
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: MCD on April 21, 2008, 02:49:07 PM
wii is in the console wars?
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: demi on April 21, 2008, 02:49:26 PM
:-\

is this some epic gaf thread?  cause i don't even visit gaf regularly.

I dunno, Viscen lurks GAF all the time it seems

SUCK A DICK
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 02:49:56 PM
YOU SUCK A DICK, DEMI
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 02:51:10 PM
you'd suck your own dick if you could.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 21, 2008, 02:51:41 PM
This board didn't used to have the PR and diss interview postings.

Is there a quicker way to browse daily gaming info than 10 minutes on GAF per day?
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 02:52:12 PM
you'd suck your own dick if you could.
YOU HAVEN'T TRIED?
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 02:52:25 PM
you'd suck your own dick if you could.

I'd if it would help me get into the porn industry like Ron Jeremy.  
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2008, 02:53:05 PM
I agree with him on everything except Mario Galaxy, which rox

all the wii owners i know buy it after playing it at someone else's house, and two months later they forget it's in the living room

smh
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 02:55:01 PM
This board didn't used to have the PR and diss interview postings.

Is there a quicker way to browse daily gaming info than 10 minutes on GAF per day?

wtf are you talking about?  i've posted diss interviews and pr shit before.  smh

and look how this thread turned out -- fellatio talk.  it's how we roll on EB  :rock
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 02:56:32 PM
Also, why can't we have a discussion about something just because it's already on GAF?  I haven't even posted there in months and I only go there when someone here post a link that interests me. 
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 02:59:12 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 03:00:18 PM
Himu should be able to do it if his belly weren't so big. 
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: MCD on April 21, 2008, 03:00:39 PM
This board didn't used to have the PR and diss interview postings.

Is there a quicker way to browse daily gaming info than 10 minutes on GAF per day?
why so serious?
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 03:06:12 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Rman on April 21, 2008, 03:09:08 PM
It wasn't that bad.  It seems more of a strategic move than anything else.  Epic's fanbase has been traditional hard core PC gamers.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2008, 03:11:45 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: MCD on April 21, 2008, 03:12:28 PM
It wasn't that bad.  It seems more of a strategic move than anything else.  Epic's fanbase has been traditional hard core PC gamers.
not anymore  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 03:13:50 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf
I know!  and then you stick your tongue out and you're like "come on ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and then you say fuck it and you figure it's pointless... until weeks, months, years later you're drunk on your sofa with a hard on and wonder "maybe I've grown JUST enough"
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 03:14:25 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again.  

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily.  
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: demi on April 21, 2008, 03:19:48 PM
I've tried to suck my dick before, I almost got there

Maybe a couple more years
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2008, 03:21:39 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again. 

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily. 

I never get fully hard anymore...
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 03:21:50 PM
I've tried to suck my dick before, I almost got there

Maybe a couple more years
uhh, why?  you can just get me to do it for you
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: MCD on April 21, 2008, 03:23:45 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again. 

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily. 

I never get fully hard anymore...
you poor thing.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 03:25:26 PM
Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again. 

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily. 

I never get fully hard anymore...

Neither can Mandingo nor Biggz.   :lol
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: y2kev on April 21, 2008, 03:25:31 PM
wii :hippo

Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 03:26:03 PM
wait, you never get fully hard anymore?  Maybe you should take a break with the JO'ing.

God, I never thought I'd say that.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 03:40:12 PM
I have to say I agree, and I'm a freaking Ntard.  The Wii is the first system from Nintendo that I didn't merely dislike (like the N64)...I HATE it.  Somehow, this was the console to get me to not even feel like finishing a Fire Emblem and I haven't even touched 3 games I own that are supposedly AAA (Mario Galaxy, Smash Bros, and Zelda).  I own those games and haven't played them.  i just don't feel like it for some god damned reason.

I hope they compete in tech and use a normal control method next gen...cus I can't take this shit much longer.

Why're you derailing the thread? 
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: bud on April 21, 2008, 03:45:56 PM
take a 3 day break from jo'ing

and when you do it again, the orgasm will feel incredible

that way, i can easily fill a cup

(no homo)
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 03:46:06 PM
would you toss your own salad if you could?
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 03:46:43 PM
would you toss your own salad if you could?
tried that too
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 03:47:31 PM
would you toss your own salad if you could?
tried that too

Why would you even try that if you can't even suck your own dick?  The distance is quite a bit farther. 
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
how logically do you think when you're horny?
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 03:50:20 PM
how logically do you think when you're horny?

Probably too much.  My last GF complained that I seemed like an observant that was just going through a checklist of what should be done. 
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: hyp on April 21, 2008, 03:52:03 PM
you're doctor material after all!
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2008, 03:56:11 PM
you're doctor material after all!


I don't know if that has anything to do with it.   

TBH, she was kinda right because I was just trying to do stuff that I've seen in porn.   :lol
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2008, 05:04:30 PM
did you give 'er the ol' stungun

also: DERAIL OF THE MONTH
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 21, 2008, 05:06:26 PM
Uh, the GAF thread was about the Gears 2 info, not the Wii diss. I didn't make my comment because the discussion was on GAF. It's because the tit for tat consolery here is getting old and GAF's turn from game discussion to PR reposts is what makes it so abominable to scroll through.

oh shnit 2 pages lol oops
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 05:18:34 PM
how logically do you think when you're horny?

Probably too much.  My last GF complained that I seemed like an observant that was just going through a checklist of what should be done. 
you must be a stud in the sack

I only think about what will make me feel good at that moment.  but then again, I guess that's also why I regret so many sexual situations
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Trent Dole on April 21, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
This is my third day without nutting, but that will be taken care of later.  :-* Epic can not make Wii games all it wants, I'm not super keen on GoW anyway.  :lol
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: bork on April 21, 2008, 10:59:11 PM
Um.  Huh.  Retitle thread, move?  I dunno.   :lol

PD, if you're serious, you need to quit it with the porn already.  You are setting yourself up for some real problems down the road.  It's not going to be fun when you finally do get with a girl and find yourself unable to maintain an erection, and if the problem is mental, it's going to be a lot harder to beat (no pun intended).
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2008, 11:39:37 PM
Um.  Huh.  Retitle thread, move?  I dunno.   :lol

PD, if you're serious, you need to quit it with the porn already.  You are setting yourself up for some real problems down the road.  It's not going to be fun when you finally do get with a girl and find yourself unable to maintain an erection, and if the problem is mental, it's going to be a lot harder to beat (no pun intended).

I don't think it's an erection problem per se. I've seen so much porn that it's hard to find anything new that really excites me. If something is extremely kinky I get kinda hard, whereas if it's the same ol stuff I might start beating off and realize I'm soft a couple minutes later. Right now I'm kinda branching into waterworks stuff (squirting) which is hella hardcore. But it still hasn't awoken the dragon, as Viserys would say.

There's no doubt in my mind that I'd get hard if a chick pulled down my pants (I've got a chicks-looking-at-dicks-fetish)
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: pilonv1 on April 21, 2008, 11:44:47 PM
this thread :lol

Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 21, 2008, 11:59:59 PM
:bow Epic President :bow2
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Bildi on April 22, 2008, 02:15:31 AM
Yeah, I can't reach.  Not nearly flexible enough and I'd probably need at least another 4" to get even close.  :(


would you toss your own salad if you could?

No way.  I'm evil incarnate down there, whereas girls are all fluffy clouds, bunny rabbits and rainbows down there.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Crushed on April 22, 2008, 02:27:16 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/aede.gif)
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: bork on April 22, 2008, 03:54:23 AM
Um.  Huh.  Retitle thread, move?  I dunno.   :lol

PD, if you're serious, you need to quit it with the porn already.  You are setting yourself up for some real problems down the road.  It's not going to be fun when you finally do get with a girl and find yourself unable to maintain an erection, and if the problem is mental, it's going to be a lot harder to beat (no pun intended).

I don't think it's an erection problem per se. I've seen so much porn that it's hard to find anything new that really excites me. If something is extremely kinky I get kinda hard, whereas if it's the same ol stuff I might start beating off and realize I'm soft a couple minutes later. Right now I'm kinda branching into waterworks stuff (squirting) which is hella hardcore. But it still hasn't awoken the dragon, as Viserys would say.

There's no doubt in my mind that I'd get hard if a chick pulled down my pants (I've got a chicks-looking-at-dicks-fetish)

Really didn't need to know your porn fetishes, but uh...yeah.  You are definitely setting yourself up for trouble later.  Get out of your room more and stop-a-whackin.
Title: Re: Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.
Post by: Bildi on April 22, 2008, 04:56:27 AM
I'm not convinced PD will have issues in terms of getting it up.  He may be desensitized when it comes to porn but I suspect as soon as a girl brushes past his pee pee he'll crack himself in the forehead.  I don't know for sure though.

A problem you may have PD is the problem I have from too much a-spankin'.  I find it next to impossible to orgasm from normal sex, due to many years of my vice-like grip and prolonged fap sessions.

This has its upsides, but of course raises other problems when your partner thinks you aren't going off because they aren't "up to the task".  The solution on my part is to ease up the grip and slow down the pace when fapping, but frankly I usually can't be bothered and carry on as usual.