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Title: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2008, 11:24:18 PM
1) Desmond
2) Sayid
3) Sawyer
4) Ben
5) Locke
6) Eko
7) Jack
8) Jin
9) Boone
10) Vincent
11) Michael
12) Charlie
13) Walt
14) Aaron
15) Hurley

If I can count Roussea, she'd be near the top.
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: BobbyRobby on April 21, 2008, 11:44:23 PM
Desmond - the most stand up guy of the bunch, has kept his integrity
Locke - used to be my favorite character, but has done some questionably evil stuff lately.
Charlie
Sawyer
Boone
Ben
Jin
Eko
Walt
Jack - would be higher, but he's insane
Hurley
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2008, 12:11:03 AM
1) Desmond
2) Sayid
3) Sawyer
4) Ben
5) Locke
6) Eko
7) Jack
8) Jin
9) Boone
10) Vincent
11) Michael
12) Charlie
13) Walt
14) Aaron
15) Hurley

If I can count Roussea, she'd be near the top.

Pfft, Daniel Faraday pwns all those fugs.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Daniel_faraday.JPG)
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 22, 2008, 12:11:23 AM
charlie, ew, you hobbitfucker

me:

sayid
locke
eko
desmond
sawyer
vincent + walt 2gether
rose
jin
michael
boone
ben
jack
hurley
the smoke monster
charlie
bernard
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2008, 12:16:25 AM
charlie, ew, you hobbitfucker

That's not Charlie, you Lost newb. SMH
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 22, 2008, 12:27:38 AM
charlie is dominic monaghan who played merry in lotr, subnerd

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0597480/

:punch you LOSE sir :punch
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Mupepe on April 22, 2008, 12:28:48 AM
prole is oh so wrong and he doesn't know it
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Mupepe on April 22, 2008, 12:29:26 AM
psst, Joe even says his name in the same post as the picture
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2008, 12:33:26 AM
Hurry up and join us in Season 4, Prole.
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 22, 2008, 12:35:06 AM
i just read charlie's series synopsis on lostpedia. charlie is a hobbit.
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 22, 2008, 01:39:37 AM
Locke at the top of the list, because he'd shoot some island mysticism up your bunghole

Jack at the bottom, because he's your typical privileged fuckhead who probably beer-bonged his way through med school and can't get enough of his own daddy guilt issues, and he'd probably start doing that head twitch thing he does all the time

btw, it's obvious they're making locke into some sort of villain, that "Colonel Kurtz" crack by Sawyer was sloppy Lost foreshadowing

plus, if you listen to the Lost podcast, it's obvious Jack is the producer's boy, because they both probably have similar backgrounds to the character
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2008, 03:45:12 AM
Locke at the top of the list, because he'd shoot some island mysticism up your bunghole

Jack at the bottom, because he's your typical privileged fuckhead who probably beer-bonged his way through med school and can't get enough of his own daddy guilt issues, and he'd probably start doing that head twitch thing he does all the time

How can you ignore Sayid?  Surely his torturer background gives him a hard-on leg-up when it comes to S&M.  And Ben is waaaaaaay more fuckable than Locke.
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2008, 03:50:51 AM
And Ben is waaaaaaay more fuckable than Locke.

Based on what I've seen on the show, no matter how much you hate Ben, it would take him less than 15 minutes to trick you into letting him put his junk up your pooter and liking it if he wanted to.
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: demi on April 22, 2008, 04:06:57 AM
Prole is READING LOST SPOILERS GET OUT OF THE THREAD

1) Hurley
2) Jack
3) Desmond
4) Tom
5) ...............................................
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Yeti on April 22, 2008, 03:17:18 PM
So we're including dead characters, children, and animals in our lists? This may take me a while, I'll get back to you.

For the sake of clarification, when including a dead character in the list, would you be having sex with them before their death, or after it?
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 22, 2008, 03:21:35 PM
Prole is READING LOST SPOILERS GET OUT OF THE THREAD


joe made me do it by SPOILING in the first place!
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Tauntaun on April 22, 2008, 04:18:04 PM
THEY ALL DIE IN THE END!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I've never seen this show. :shh
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Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Yeti on April 22, 2008, 06:31:38 PM
No one has mentioned Ethan. I would love to be raped by him in a muddy jungle clearing during a rainstorm.
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: bud on April 22, 2008, 07:13:58 PM
ethan :-X
boone looks like zac efron meh

anyway

1. jack
2. hurley
3. desmond
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Yeti on April 22, 2008, 07:25:31 PM
Ethan was such a badass

spoiler (click to show/hide)
until Charlie killed him like a little bitch.  :-\
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Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: bud on April 22, 2008, 07:26:41 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
kidnapping pregnant women smh
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Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2008, 07:29:13 PM
Prole is READING LOST SPOILERS GET OUT OF THE THREAD


joe made me do it by SPOILING in the first place!

It wasn't a spoiler until you looked him up on Lostpedia to see who he was. He could have been a time-traveling space bandit from the Doctor Who/Lost crossover episode.
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: bud on April 22, 2008, 07:30:09 PM
i just read that they'll show more of

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the black smoke
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in the next episode

:hyper
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: demi on April 22, 2008, 07:35:27 PM
Yeah, this ep is gonna be hot, cant wait
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2008, 07:39:43 PM
I only have like 2-3 eps left.  Last full ep I watched was The Constant and it made me wanna fuck Desmond even more. MOAR
Title: Re: Rank the men of Lost in the order you would have teh sex with them
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 22, 2008, 07:54:04 PM
Desmond, Sawyer and Christian Shephard