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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on April 22, 2008, 07:50:31 PM

Title: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: T234 on April 22, 2008, 07:50:31 PM: I HAD NEVER WRITTEN A LINE OF CODE IN MY LIFE UP UNTIL THIS SEMESTER AND I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST FUCK YES

YO SCENESTER, I DID IT

TO PROLE WHO GAVE ME THE SEXMOUSE I USED TO CLICK THE PUTTY SHORTCUT IN MY SHORTCUT DIRECTORY, I THANK YOU

TO MAF WHO GAVE ME MY WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE OF WIN AND GOOD, I THANK YOU

TO TENNIN, GENGHIS COHEN, AND ECROFIRT WHO SAID A FEW WORDS OF INSPIRATION ALONG THE WAY, I THANK YOU
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: Powerslave on April 22, 2008, 07:53:58 PM: you're the best mayne
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: hyp on April 22, 2008, 08:06:48 PM: 5th is the new 3rd.

gj t234
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: Rman on April 22, 2008, 08:07:26 PM: Not bad. Good for you for persevering.
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: T234 on April 22, 2008, 08:30:48 PM: Quote from: Kosma on April 22, 2008, 08:02:20 PM
Ah man polish chicks dig coders. Youre getting some now.
Borys must be swimming in it.
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2008, 08:33:36 PM: You're the best...around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down.
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: T234 on April 22, 2008, 08:49:39 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on April 22, 2008, 08:35:02 PM
Oh hey thats cool, don't thank me or anything. I mean, I just motivated you to work hard and shit. So yeah, don't thank me I clearly did nothing to help you achieve your goals.

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Really though Congratulation's, now code me a girlfriend!
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#!/usr/local/bin/perl
##### #. ########
###### ######
#evilbore 145 J001
#pgmPussay.pl
###########################################################################
print "Input the name of your current location in lower case letters only: \n";
$loc = <>;

if ($loc eq "east coast") then
{
print "Tell every chick you see that you have oxycontin in your pocket. Repeat until profit.";
}
else
{
print "Tell every chick you see that you have meth in your pocket. Repeat until profit.";
}
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: T234 on April 22, 2008, 10:11:46 PM: BUMP FOR PROLE
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 22, 2008, 11:29:29 PM: 5th out of how many?
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 22, 2008, 11:42:29 PM: I'm glad I inspired you, though I'm not sure that was my intent.

Glad to hear you're picking up the language.
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 22, 2008, 11:45:35 PM: Quote from: Kosma on April 22, 2008, 08:02:20 PM
Ah man polish chicks dig coders. Youre getting some now.
Philosophy majors, not so much. This seems to be the case for women of all nationalities.
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: T234 on April 23, 2008, 12:21:37 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 22, 2008, 11:29:29 PM
5th out of how many?
9, but I did manage to beat two professional progammers. One of the other guys in my class wrote the best subroutine for this contest EVER, so I wasn't in a pool of midgets.
Quote from: Ecrofirt on April 22, 2008, 11:42:29 PM
I'm glad I inspired you, though I'm not sure that was my intent.

Glad to hear you're picking up the language.
Thank you.
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 23, 2008, 12:26:31 AM: "professional programmer" unfortunately isn't such an elite classification.
but congrats. I hope you crack open a theory book someday
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: Bloodwake on April 23, 2008, 12:27:07 AM: Congrats!
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: T234 on April 23, 2008, 12:42:21 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 23, 2008, 12:26:31 AM
"professional programmer" unfortunately isn't such an elite classification.
but congrats. I hope you crack open a theory book someday
Can you recommend any for a complete noob like myself? I suck at everything, especially math, so keep that in mind.
Title: Re: I PLACED FIFTH IN A PROGRAMMING CONTEST IN PERL FUCK YES
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 23, 2008, 01:01:56 AM: http://www.htdp.org takes a relatively principled approach to teaching program design, and might be good for you