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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eric P on April 23, 2008, 09:09:38 AM

Title: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2008, 09:09:38 AM: fucking pa.
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2008, 09:17:16 AM: .
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2008, 09:23:30 AM: we should have informed them that by voting for obama they could say "i'm not a racist, i mean i voted for obama, but you know..."
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: APF on April 23, 2008, 10:33:54 AM: Yesterday my girlfriend did that thing where you clutch your purse in the elevator when a black dude walks in. IIRC the penance for that is 20 "yes we can"s and $20 to the Obama campaign, right? TIA
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 10:37:25 AM: Quote from: APF on April 23, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
Yesterday my girlfriend did that thing where you clutch your purse in the elevator when a black dude walks in. IIRC the penance for that is 20 "yes we can"s and $20 to the Obama campaign, right? TIA

Actually, you're supposed to pretend like that was the floor you were getting out on, and leave the elevator.
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 23, 2008, 10:38:46 AM: I thought you were supposed to pull your handgun out of the purse and guarantee your safety :american
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2008, 10:40:38 AM: Quote from: APF on April 23, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
Yesterday my girlfriend did that thing where you clutch your purse in the elevator when a black dude walks in. IIRC the penance for that is 20 "yes we can"s and $20 to the Obama campaign, right? TIA

obama who art on the trail
hallowed by his name
his presidency come
thy will be done
in america as it is in chicago
give us this day our daily speech
and forgive us our latent racism
as we blog those whose latency we suspect
and lead us not into capitalism
but deliver us from republicans
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2008, 10:41:06 AM: i want pics of the girlfriend. if she's good looking i'll forgive her for slighting my race
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 11:03:46 AM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 10:37:25 AM
Quote from: APF on April 23, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
Yesterday my girlfriend did that thing where you clutch your purse in the elevator when a black dude walks in. IIRC the penance for that is 20 "yes we can"s and $20 to the Obama campaign, right? TIA

Actually, you're supposed to pretend like that was the floor you were getting out on, and leave the elevator.
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 23, 2008, 10:38:46 AM
I thought you were supposed to pull your handgun out of the purse and guarantee your safety :american

:rofl
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 11:07:20 AM: Depends on what neighborhood you're in and how the black man's dressed! a fifth ward thuggish looking afro-jamerican would make me clutch my (proverbial) purse too
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 11:10:56 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 11:07:20 AM
Depends on what neighborhood you're in and how the black man's dressed! a fifth ward thuggish looking afro-jamerican would make me clutch my dick too

same here pal :-*
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: APF on April 23, 2008, 11:59:19 AM: I'm clutching my purse right now.
Title: Re: what a thing to wake up to
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 23, 2008, 12:07:24 PM: Quote
and lead us not into capitalism

itym iran