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Title: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 06:51:27 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/23/teen.be.gone.ap/index.html

I know that England has been heavily using these things. Didnt realize that the States had gotten them already.

This quote made me think:

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Santell said it does not violate any noise ordinances but added that the company will soon be selling the same product with a higher "power," or decibel output, that will be sold only to government agencies.

Sonic guns anyone?
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 23, 2008, 06:52:48 PM
waiting for the pocket version
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 06:54:34 PM
waiting for the pocket version

lol, a personal sonic boom to use on people if its the weaponized form.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Rman on April 23, 2008, 07:03:05 PM
Teens can be annoying.  Yes.  Been to a movie theatre lately?  But this is going too far. 
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 07:04:37 PM
Teens can be annoying.  Yes.  Been to a movie theatre lately?  But this is going too far. 

I agree. Especially since considering that I, at age 24, could possibly still hear this annoying sound.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 23, 2008, 07:05:04 PM
Only one thing can stop this device- ear plugs.

Before this the used to play classical music and lounge jazz to drive away teens.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: FatalT on April 23, 2008, 07:09:20 PM
This is bullshit. If these cunts can use this shit, I can blare my subs in my car. In fact, I shit you not, if a place around where I live gets these, I WILL park my car beside the device and play whatever the fuck music however the fuck loud I want for as long as the fuck I want. I WILL hire a lawyer to deal with whatever happens, which will possibly be a noise ordinance violation. What the fuck ever. From that article a school in Columbia, South Carolina has this bullshit. I should go down there.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 07:13:01 PM
This is bullshit. If these cunts can use this shit, I can blare my subs in my car. In fact, I shit you not, if a place around where I live gets these, I WILL park my car beside the device and play whatever the fuck music however the fuck loud I want for as long as the fuck I want. I WILL hire a lawyer to deal with whatever happens, which will possibly be a noise ordinance violation. What the fuck ever. From that article a school in Columbia, South Carolina has this bullshit. I should go down there.


 :lol :lol :lol

Be careful with that.

Where I live, there is a noise ordinance stating that if the police could hear your music 100 feet away, its too loud and you get ticketed. $400+ ticket right there. And it goes up the more they ticket you for it. (And once you've been ticketed for it by one of them, the rest seem to zoom in on you at the first sign of sub blarage) Luckily I haven't been caught yet. :)

Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Bildi on April 23, 2008, 07:32:19 PM
waiting for the pocket version

If they invent a personal one that works on annoying children of all ages AND their useless parents, I'll be first in line.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: TVC15 on April 23, 2008, 07:33:39 PM
The real anti-teen device:

(http://www.rolemancer.ru/sections/91/spas2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Rman on April 23, 2008, 07:35:40 PM
The real anti-teen device:
Big Ass Gun

 :rofl
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: FatalT on April 23, 2008, 07:38:42 PM
:lol :lol :lol

Be careful with that.

Where I live, there is a noise ordinance stating that if the police could hear your music 100 feet away, its too loud and you get ticketed. $400+ ticket right there. And it goes up the more they ticket you for it. (And once you've been ticketed for it by one of them, the rest seem to zoom in on you at the first sign of sub blarage) Luckily I haven't been caught yet. :)



Yeah, I've already been ticketed once for it and it was $375. That was ridiculous. I think I got it cut in half though, so whatever.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Trent Dole on April 23, 2008, 07:40:26 PM
Man I want to get one of these, put it on my car, and then circle around the local malls.  :lol
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2008, 07:44:54 PM
That's fuck awesome, I'm gonna get some and put install them at the local high schools and shit, that'll show then durned kids.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Robo on April 23, 2008, 07:48:40 PM
This is bullshit. If these cunts can use this shit, I can blare my subs in my car. In fact, I shit you not, if a place around where I live gets these, I WILL park my car beside the device and play whatever the fuck music however the fuck loud I want for as long as the fuck I want. I WILL hire a lawyer to deal with whatever happens, which will possibly be a noise ordinance violation. What the fuck ever. From that article a school in Columbia, South Carolina has this bullshit. I should go down there.

die in a swamp, teen fuck
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2008, 07:49:01 PM
this is so fucking awesome. teens should be locked in their fucking houses and never allowed out until they can do productive work for society. why they're even allowed in public is fucking beyond me.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2008, 07:50:53 PM
this is so fucking awesome. teens should be locked in their fucking houses and never allowed out until they can do productive work for society. why they're even allowed in public is fucking beyond me.

Indeed.  I have long maintained that children of all flavors should be kept in boxes until they are old enough and well trained enough to perform simple tasks without giving their superiors any lip. 
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: TVC15 on April 23, 2008, 07:53:54 PM
I think you should have to be at least 25 to be let into a movie theater.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2008, 07:58:03 PM
I don't like kids, especially small children. Most teens are quite disgusting, but even I wouldn't want them to possibly have hearing loss. I'd rather send them to Iraq
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 08:01:27 PM
I like kids :)
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 23, 2008, 08:01:47 PM
This rocks, I like kids, I dont like teens. Down with teens. They are like bugs.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Powerslave on April 23, 2008, 08:02:59 PM
teens :)
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Rman on April 23, 2008, 08:05:55 PM
You're cool though, PR.  When you get older you will have the same feelings about teens.  Bet on it.  They are a scourge on society.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: TVC15 on April 23, 2008, 08:07:19 PM
Teens are basically robots programmed by advertisements, completely incapable of independent thought.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2008, 08:12:55 PM
speaking of teens there's this 18yo ass in my history class. every day he's got something dumb to say, even on finals day

"i'm not a big fan of metallica but the black album is definitely their best album"
"bb king is overrated"
"not a big beatles fan but paul had the better songs"

Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 23, 2008, 08:19:50 PM
I think you should have to be at least 25 to be let into a movie theater.



That reminds me of the time I went to see Casino Royale. We took our seats as the trailers started playing and then about 20 (I kid you not) greek tourist teenagers (aged 15-18, I believe) came in and sat in the aisle right in front of us. Needless to say, the little bastards talked loudly all the way through the movie.

And can you believe it, one of them (a girl) fainted about halfway through and they stopped the movie (when the hangar doors open to reveal the plane) to see what was going on.
Turns out she was ok - I couldn't care less.

They resumed the movie about 15 mins later. Needless to say I was pissed off and it ruined my enjoyment of the film. Teenagers in large groups are the scourge of a healthy society.
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: FatalT on April 23, 2008, 09:22:04 PM
die in a swamp, teen fuck

die of old age shitface
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 23, 2008, 09:30:33 PM
And can you believe it, one of them (a girl) fainted about halfway through and they stopped the movie (when the hangar doors open to reveal the plane) to see what was going on.
Turns out she was ok - I couldn't care less..
Was she, by any chance, hairy?
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2008, 10:57:47 PM
Teens are basically robots programmed by advertisements, completely incapable of independent thought.

i'll have you know i was programmed by punk and house music lyrics

thus i am far more insufferable
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2008, 11:51:46 PM
i was programmed by amiga dos, gas fumes, queensryche, and frank herbert novels

i should have not been allowed out of the house :'(
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2008, 11:53:10 PM
Teens are basically robots programmed by advertisements, completely incapable of independent thought.

HEROIN IS THE NEW RED
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 11:58:36 PM
speaking of teens there's this 18yo ass in my history class. every day he's got something dumb to say, even on finals day

"i'm not a big fan of metallica but the black album is definitely their best album"

"bb king is overrated"
"not a big beatles fan but paul had the better songs"

MURDER THEM SLOWLY!  :maf
Title: Re: The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?
Post by: Eric P on April 24, 2008, 09:20:55 AM
i was programmed by amiga dos, gas fumes, queensryche, and frank herbert novels

i should have not been allowed out of the house :'(

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