THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: brawndolicious on April 28, 2008, 08:04:35 PM
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Shakespeare with a chav make-over (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/24/nshakespeare124.xml)
official site:
http://www.yoofspeak.net/
Totally going to read when I'm stuck on a computer.
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Amlet, Prince of Denmark
Dere was somefing minging in de State of Denmark which was making Amlet all uncool. First, his Uncle Claudius had married his muvva, de main bitch Queen Gertrude. Then de Norwegian Fortinbras massive was freatening to invade de Danish turf and finally, and quite unexpectedly, de rank ghost of his nutty farva was spooking de crap out of him. De minging ghost told Amlet he was poisoned by Claudius and wanted him to do somefing about it. Amlet said “Aiii,” and reckoned de best way was to pretend to go all loony toons to make everyone fink he was barking, including Ophelia, de fit bitch he wanted to be all jiggy jiggy with.
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Amlet, Prince of Denmark
Dere was somefing minging in de State of Denmark which was making Amlet all uncool. First, his Uncle Claudius had married his muvva, de main bitch Queen Gertrude. Then de Norwegian Fortinbras massive was freatening to invade de Danish turf and finally, and quite unexpectedly, de rank ghost of his nutty farva was spooking de crap out of him. De minging ghost told Amlet he was poisoned by Claudius and wanted him to do somefing about it. Amlet said “Aiii,” and reckoned de best way was to pretend to go all loony toons to make everyone fink he was barking, including Ophelia, de fit bitch he wanted to be all jiggy jiggy with.
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/787/ali2gd2.jpg)
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aai tha cinch it; I evr ear a Britfag plainin' 'bout 'mericans bastardizing 'eir language gin, I'll flip. booyakasha
i hear you.
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It's supposed to be satire.
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That cinches it; if I ever hear a Britfag complain about Americans bastardizing their language again, I will flip.
Bloody 'ell, boyo.