THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 03:40:24 AM
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I got a call about 30 mins ago (it's 3:38 right now), I was laying in bed trying to go to sleep. I've had problem sleeping lately because I have a lot on my mind. Anyways, so my phone rings and it's this number I don't recognize, I figure if someone is calling this late it has to be important. I answer it and my roommate is on the other line "Will you come pick me up...I'm at the police station." I said, "I thought you were here, why are you at the police station?!"
"...I got a DUI." He was the bar drinking which is right up the street from my apartment, ON THE SAME STREET NOT EVEN A MILE AWAY. You dumbfuck! Ok, my tags just expired a few days ago and I havn't been able to get them renewed, I don't get out of work until after the BMV closes. So I have to go to the police station at 3 in the morning with expired fucking tags. The cop at the front desk tells me that the legal BAC limit in Ohio is .08, my roomie blew a .32 or something. ::)
I'm moving soon and havn't really told him yet, now I feel bad. fun night :-\
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i make a good roommate.
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Give his dog laxatives before you move out.
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God, I'm not a total bitch.
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God, I'm not a total bitch.
It sounded like a good idea for a second.
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No, she should do that and feed the dog rainbow colored Purina
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No, she should do that and feed the dog rainbow colored Purina
She's a very nice person, but the idea came from when she said that she had to steam clean the carpets when her roommate's dog shitted all over them.
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Well when you move do something. Sorry to hear you wont be getting any sleep tonight.
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I've been up all night studying for a test I have in a couple hours. The elections really distracted me lol
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A block away from your house? :lol
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I've been pulled over for DIP drunk in public a few times but when i explain i live a block away the cops just warn me and let me go. right now i'm so drunk i'm wanking it to redwoods pictures and gonna pass out here. Damn girl you so fine in my mind.
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I'm moving soon and havn't really told him yet
This is kind of a theme for you, I've noticed
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(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/allpolitics/0611/gallery.election.day/images/gal.02.sad.gi.jpg)
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I can play this game.
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3108/ricktj1.jpg)
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(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Sidebar-%5Bbones,-web%5D.article.jpg)
I don't know what that means.
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(http://www.delawaregop.com/content/img/f27900/George%20Allen%20and%20Vance%20Phillips.JPG)
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(http://www.delawaregop.com/content/img/f27900/George%20Allen%20and%20Vance%20Phillips.JPG)
Chillin like a negro maccacca ooga booga!
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Poor little Allen. Thought he was going to be President now he has no job! :lol
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Poor little Allen. Thought he was going to be President now he has no job! :lol
I remember actually thinking he'd be a good candidate. I was really impressed by this Time writeup about him from a year ago. Oh well :lol
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A year ago I predicted Allen would be the nominee. :lol Santorum also was going to run! All their key conservative potential nominees have been outsed. Ironically that is bad for Democrats in 2008 because they knocked off everyone but Guilliani and McCain who both are moderate(or liberal in Guilliani's case!)
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I would never want a Dan Marino lookalike as my President.