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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 11:22:02 AM

Title: Hazing
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 11:22:02 AM
Do we get to haze new people to the board? That's one of the funnest rituals of OA...
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 11:25:50 AM
God, you're dumb.
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 11:29:25 AM
You want me to come up with something witty and clever after the night I just had?  :-\
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 11:35:10 AM
Anyone ever been hazed in real life?

When I played on an AAU basketball team a few years ago I was the blacksheep on the team. I wasn't really into rap, and I didn't really talk slang. Most of the people on the team were white and from the suburbs, but they tried their hardest to act as ghetto as possible. Needless to say they didn't like me, and I didn't like them.

Anyway the team traveled up to Ohio for a championship tournament. My parents paid for this very nice hotel, and I shared a room with about 3 guys from the team. They would constantly make noise and break shit, totally disrespecting the hotel. One dude spit up on the bathroom floor and then hid the room-maid sign so no one came in to clean it up for like two days. Ugh. All of this pissed me off, and I felt like walking back to Michigan myself.

Like on the fourth night I woke up and noticed I was pretty cold. I pulled off my blanket and realized my pajamjas had been taken off, and all I had on was some underwear. I looked in my drawers and all my clothes were gone, and no one was in the room. A minute later I got a call from my teammates telling me that they hid my clothes all throughout the hotel. It was fucking 3 in the morning and I had to sneek out the room in my underwear (with a blanket over myself) to find my clothes. People were staring at me :-\

After I found everything they all cheered and started treating me nicer lol. We got along better after that, and the next year we REALLY hazed the newest guy on the team lol. We called up a male escort and a hooker on his cellphone, and gave them the number to his room :lol :lol :lol

Hazing promotes bonding, but it sucks when it's happening to you
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 11:36:17 AM
Funnest?
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Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 11:46:44 AM
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I don't know what that means.
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 08, 2006, 11:48:48 AM
Do you tie a brick to someone's PC WANG and throw the brick off of a rooftop or something?
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 08, 2006, 11:49:02 AM
I hazed TBS and Catalyst, but they ran squealing like little piggies into the good night.
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 11:49:57 AM
I dunno we dont really kid gloves around here TOO much, id think the hazing that takes place is a natural occurance.
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 11:36:17 AM
Funnest?
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/reifinal2.gif)
::)
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 11:54:46 AM
poor redWOOD had a rough nite, I shouldn't be so mean

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Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 11:56:10 AM
This thread has come back to bite me in the ass.
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 11:56:35 AM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 08, 2006, 11:49:02 AM
I hazed TBS and Catalyst, but they ran squealing like little piggies into the good night.

TBS likes the cock
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 11:57:02 AM
In the ass? This thread went ass spelunking on poor redWOOD
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 11:57:38 AM
Sometimes you gotta take what you can get.
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 11:58:38 AM
Aim high though, like say, the target tattoo'd on your back
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 08, 2006, 11:58:44 AM
Quote from: blackACID on November 08, 2006, 11:57:38 AM
Sometimes you gotta take what you can get.

well, that remark just brightened zombz' day a bit i expect
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: brawndolicious on November 08, 2006, 03:52:54 PM
My mouth feels like it was just raped by chocolate.
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: Christopher on November 08, 2006, 03:54:29 PM
hazing... :\
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 08, 2006, 04:26:56 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 08, 2006, 11:58:44 AM
Quote from: blackACID on November 08, 2006, 11:57:38 AM
Sometimes you gotta take what you can get.

well, that remark just brightened zombz' day a bit i expect


:lol
Title: Re: Hazing
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 04:29:40 PM
Yes.